Tomorrow will be the best day of your life.

[Mauzer]

[QUOTE=Mac2468;24551980]Met her on the internet huh? My happiest day would it turns out that girl has a penis and she sodomizes you.[/QUOTE]Did i say i met her on the internet?

You making assumptions now my freind :smug:

[Torfaldur]

[QUOTE=scorpion8754;24551494]I read this thread yesterday, but today is still sucks[/QUOTE]

today is still sucks?!? how can it be??

[Sonicfan574]

If tomorrow was the best day of my life, it would consist of:
- Getting a girlfriend
- Moving back to Canada
- Getting a PS3 or gaming computer

Like hell any of this would happen.

[Sitkero]

Suddenly: [B]Massive scientific progress.[/B]

[editline]04:26PM[/editline]

And I mean like exponential progress over a period of 24 hours.

[andersonmat]

I need a blow job. That would be nice.

[Miskav]

Welcome to facepunch:
Gay sex times 3 = 2 optimistic
Straight sex = 20.

[slashsnemesis]

Find a shiny Ponyta.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AlhaJF5Afw[/media]

This guy doesn't deserve it! :argh:

[cheeseburg]

Find my wallet, get to talk to the girl of my dreams and tell her how I feel, play like a pro in tennis.

[MphysLx]

Win the lottery

[UntouchedShadow]

I get to see her again.

[bull04]

[QUOTE=MrAfroShark70;24551712]Lose some weight in 10 seconds, get a fast metabolism, gain a bunch of superpowers, I can make imaginary friends with these superpowers, I get a lot of money, save the world, and everyone loves me.[/QUOTE]
This, then the girl of my dreams becomes my girlfriend and I fly off into the night with her in my arms :D

[FalcoLombardi]

Pass my AP Bio Test, see/talk with my crush, and have a good time with friends at party after school.

[99% More Fail]

Become the last man on earth. Minus all the zombies, mind you.

[Fosty99]

Kill someone

[DemonDog]

My ex gets back together with me and then I win the lottery.

[Johan123]

I get to watch justin beaver get raped by Lady gaga