What if you could shapeshift into the above users avatar?

[ROFLBURGER]

No, i don't want a small penis.

[squeaky024]

I don't want to see the inside of a human stomach.

[Twilight_107]

MOUSE WITH A BROOM!

fuck yeah

[NateDude]

A pokehman?
Yea why not?

[Umi-hebi]

god damnit no

[Kymandu]

Nah, I would rather not be a shark head.

[ROFLBURGER]

No, the Asians will chop off my fins and leave me to die.
Im not being racist, but that's what they do.
Edit:
NINJA'd

[Jasper Jones]

nah

not the way i imagine getting eaten

[Twilight_107]

-snip-

shit I'm a pirate

[Shawnald]

I would be perfectly fine with that.

Wait no fuck ninja'd

[Kymandu]

So many ninjas!

no..because a signature doesn't get very far.

[Mr.2007]

No thanks.

[Limerick]

Sure, and steal all of his money.

[squeaky024]

Now I can give weird looks to people, awesome!

[STREWTH_99]

yes I would love to be able to turn into John Travolta

[b]Edit:[/b] :ninja:

[Twilight_107]

hmmm...I dunno.

[NateDude]

:/ umm nah

[squeaky024]

Don't want to.

[Dysgalt]

I dont like being a janitor.

[Ronin]

Why do I always have to comment on your fucking avatar! :argh:

[ken188]

id scare ppl

[rightpillock]

I'd shame the internet for it.

[Captain Obvious]

no and what the FUCK is the second frame in ken188's avatar. :colbert:

[Confused111]

Shoot computers at people.

[squeaky024]

Scream.

[lizzard]

I think i'd just wack whoever my arch-enemy is with that broom.

[Makol]

no, just no

[Captain Obvious]

i wouldn't, he's a weirdo and a psycho

[STREWTH_99]

Act very [b]very[/b] silly.

[b]Edit:[/b] :ninja:

[Mr. poopypants]

no for 2 reasons

1. i liking being a guy

2. elfs or furry people suck