What if you could shapeshift into the above users avatar?

[MadmanMad]

Smile like a freak.

[yellowoboe]

No thanks.

[TheIceman]

I would do it and jump. Just keep on jumpin'.

[Price_]

Fuckin' ninja squirrel thing... uhhh

I'd fight minature crime.

[wonkadonk]

I'd save Captain Planet from imminent doom

[PredatorKing]

I'd... rather not be a dog's asshole.

[squeaky024]

Spin.

[darcy010]

If i could shape shift into a mouse i'd be small enough to sneak into women's change rooms....and thats good enough for me :P

[PredatorKing]

Assassinate Michael Atkinson, of course.

[squeaky024]

Keep spinning.

[STREWTH_99]

clean stuff

[B1N4RY!]

I dunno

[Dysgalt]

Hrmm :smug:

[rysnyper455]

:psyboom:

[zombiefreak]

Nope I'm cool.

I dun wanna be a furry's wet dream.

[B1N4RY!]

I don't wanna be used by criminals :(

[BubonicCHG]

I would have an intense fear of tentacle attacks.

[Shankinator]

No.
I wouldn't like having chunks of my face cut off

[wonkadonk]

I would buy groceries

[PredatorKing]

I would... be a dog's asshole.

[IplayAspy]

I would be pretty useless.

[Lord_Ragnarok]

Yes, and I would also disguise myself as naked women, take pictures and masturbate to them.

[teslath]

-snip-

[Askaris]

Nah. Too odd.

[RSahlgren]

I could look fucking bad ass.

[Lord_Ragnarok]

I'd blow shit up... then take pictures of myself and masturbate to them.

Ninja'd

No, I am not a smiley, but I am :smug:, baby.

[wonkadonk]

I'd become the president of earth

[Twilight_107]

Never

[squeaky024]

Weird people out.

[Devodiere]

I would only do it to show people how creepy it is.