[QUOTE=Shaohs;49526101][t]http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/flylikeabird3/images/f/fe/Rapier.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140213005624[/t]
I just like mideaval swords
(european/spanish ones, not your weeaboo ones)[/QUOTE]
rapiers weren't used until after the medieval period *insert teacher emoticon*
If I was a japanese guy i would be the next Hideaki Anno tbh but now i gotta settle to be James Cameron fuck this american life i wanna live in the land of the rising sun and fuck anime babes we dont have anime babes in america we have selena gomez and ariana grande i mean really those bitches have square ass heads and look ugly as fuck why cant we reach the symmetrical beauty that is Hitomi Tanaka or Yui Hatano smfh
i go sleep now
good night
[QUOTE=Shaohs;49526107]that image is making me cringe
i mean jelous[/QUOTE]
you wanna fap at your family dinner? because as far as I see there's no way he's playing video games or anything of the sort on such a small area for mouse and keyboard
I find that I like fantasy swords so much more than I do real swords
Real swords are tiny and uninteresting
Fantasy swords are so much cooler
[QUOTE=Shaohs;49526107]that image is making me cringe
i mean jelous[/QUOTE]
Yeah, can you believe that they are just crowding around him and disrespecting his personal space? How rude.
[video=youtube;YZVn9y0XfoI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZVn9y0XfoI[/video]
I love Japan. Seriously, give this a listen
[QUOTE=Kurahk;49526119]I find that I like fantasy swords so much more than I do real swords
Real swords are tiny and uninteresting
Fantasy swords are so much cooler[/QUOTE]
also, real swords kill real people
fantasy swords don't
fantasy swords win
[QUOTE=Shaohs;49526101][t]http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/flylikeabird3/images/f/fe/Rapier.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140213005624[/t]
I just like mideaval swords
(european/spanish ones, not your weeaboo ones)[/QUOTE]
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0Cxt1pReMs[/media]
turn it up to 3
pipe it up
[IMG]http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/darksouls/images/4/4b/Bluemoon_Greatsword.png/revision/latest?cb=20140329041254[/IMG]
Now this is a sword you can't pass up on.
Now, squeeze the end of your dick because I'm about to blow your fucking mind. This motherfucker can be leveled in strength AND intelligence, so for you gym jock ies that hit the books as much as you hit the pussy you get a deal.
But that isn't all, this piece of Mother Teresa's crystallized constipation can not only look badass, it swings badass, you can hold it like a badass, it can fire off magical beams without effort to the point you're shooting shit like you're the fucking John Wick of Fecal Matter with a case of a stomach bug.
Literally holding this fucking sword makes you better than everyone else. Why? It's the
Holy
Moonlight
Greatsword
Why is it holy? Fuck you cunt.
You will literally be holding a piece of Jesus in your hands, as a god fearing American you NEED this in your life, or your commie ass is going to hell to meet with Tojo and Hitler and Hitler loves losers who don't own a HMGS. (What? You didn't know? It's cool enough for its own anagram.)
What are you waiting for? Go complete that shitty Irish knight's subplot and get your reward!
[QUOTE=matt000024;49526138][media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0Cxt1pReMs[/media][/QUOTE]
they put meat in the boot
[QUOTE=MoopsiePook;49526194][IMG]http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/darksouls/images/4/4b/Bluemoon_Greatsword.png/revision/latest?cb=20140329041254[/IMG]
Now this is a sword you can't pass up on.
Now, squeeze the end of your dick because I'm about to blow your fucking mind. This motherfucker can be leveled in strength AND intelligence, so for you gym jock ies that hit the books as much as you hit the pussy you get a deal.
But that isn't all, this piece of Mother Teresa's crystallized constipation can not only look badass, it swings badass, you can hold it like a badass, it can fire off magical beams without effort to the point you're shooting shit like you're the fucking John Wick of Fecal Matter with a case of a stomach bug.
Literally holding this fucking sword makes you better than everyone else. Why? It's the
Holy
Moonlight
Greatsword
Why is it holy? Fuck you cunt.
You will literally be holding a piece of Jesus in your hands, as a god fearing American you NEED this in your life, or your commie ass is going to hell to meet with Tojo and Hitler and Hitler loves losers who don't own a HMGS. (What? You didn't know? It's cool enough for its own anagram.)
What are you waiting for? Go complete that shitty Irish knight's subplot and get your reward![/QUOTE]
That's actually the Bluemoon Greatsword. You're thinking of the Moonlight Greatsword.
The Holy Moonlight Greatsword doesn't exist.
Unless you mean the Holy Moonlight Sword, which is from Bloodborne.
Gosh. It's like you don't even know anything.
[QUOTE=MoopsiePook;49526194][IMG]http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/darksouls/images/4/4b/Bluemoon_Greatsword.png/revision/latest?cb=20140329041254[/IMG]
Now this is a sword you can't pass up on.
Now, squeeze the end of your dick because I'm about to blow your fucking mind. This motherfucker can be leveled in strength AND intelligence, so for you gym jock ies that hit the books as much as you hit the pussy you get a deal.
But that isn't all, this piece of Mother Teresa's crystallized constipation can not only look badass, it swings badass, you can hold it like a badass, it can fire off magical beams without effort to the point you're shooting shit like you're the fucking John Wick of Fecal Matter with a case of a stomach bug.
Literally holding this fucking sword makes you better than everyone else. Why? It's the
Holy
Moonlight
Greatsword
Why is it holy? Fuck you cunt.
You will literally be holding a piece of Jesus in your hands, as a god fearing American you NEED this in your life, or your commie ass is going to hell to meet with Tojo and Hitler and Hitler loves losers who don't own a HMGS. (What? You didn't know? It's cool enough for its own anagram.)
What are you waiting for? Go complete that shitty Irish knight's subplot and get your reward![/QUOTE]
Except that's the Bluemoon Greatsword from Dark Souls 2 and not the Holy Moonlight Sword from BB.
What's funnier is the Bluemoon Greatsword is a knockoff weapon for STR dummies. :vs:
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it also doesn't fire lazers
Watching Joel play Dwarf Fortress is kinda making me want to play it, but I know I'll either get really into it or getting frustrated by it and never going back to it
fucking koreans invading again
one day im gonna fall for one of those.
they're so convincing.
anyone talk about POCKET MORTYS in here yet
GOTY 2016
mgo pls
pls mgo
senior quote:
"Any man who uses another person's words is a Parasite." - Ayn Rand
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfqXNay744w[/media]
i'm in love with john darnielle
[QUOTE=Svinnik;49526304]senior quote:
"Any man who uses another person's words is a Parasite." - Ayn Rand[/QUOTE]
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am i a parasite now
I'm home now, what's up?
[QUOTE=Nookyava;49526326]I'm home now, what's up?[/QUOTE]
Not much dude, I hope it went well for you.
Pizza acquired
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