I would start a lemonade stand using only organically grown lemons, and sell glasses of lemonade for 75 cents. After making a profit of $30 I would use the funds to purchase some lumber and paint and ask nearby stores for a space on their property to sell my lemonade. I strategically place my lemonade stand near the entrance of the store and advertise, saying that 50% of all profits go to a charity. This charity is the store, to which I publicly give my profits for charity. After about a week of this, I apply for a part-term job at the store, using my experience and contacts within the store's employees to secure a position. I make sure to keep up my lemonade stand in addition to working as hard as I can, and then eventually offer it as an addition to the store. I start nominating other people for promotions, and soon I am nominated for a promotion to assistant store manager. I start making improvements to the store, and start slipping employees narcotics into their drinks to cause high employees, to whom I then bust in front of my superiors. I am promoted to store manager for my diligent actions in upkeeping the store, and I start using my new found power and money to research a delicious new flavor of lemonade. After I have discovered said flavor, I would patent it and market it nationwide, and rake in a huge profit, allowing me to market it globally. Upon taking in such a huge amount of money, I leave the store to start my own company, "Lemonade Mega", and research three new flavors for my lemonade. Once I start to take in serious money I buy a small island in the Pacific ocean to "set up a research facility for lemonade flavors". On my island I start work on a rocket that could, theoretically, take oneself to another planet if needed to be. I start hiring workers from around the world, and have them work on my rocket. Once the rocket is completed, I have my workers split into three divisions: Drilling, Security, and Public Relations. My Drilling division designs a drill that can burrow to the planet's core, and sets to work on it. Security beefs up security on the island. All major doors now require a fingerprint scan, retinal scan, voice recognition, facial recognition, password, and signature to access. Public Relations goes around the world selling new flavors of lemonade to acquire trust with the world. We are marketed as a "fun, casual company that makes awesome lemonade and can use the Internet once in a while." I outfit a room near my office as a broadcast room and assume an alias as "Dionysus". In one fell swoop, I broadcast to the world as Dionysus to take the world ransom for $999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.99 in doubloons or I will end life as humanity knows it. The world naturally scoffs at my attempt but prepares satellite imaging to find out where the message was transmitted from. I short-circuit all satellites except for the ones broadcasting FOX. I then give the world 10 days to come up with my sum. I learn from Public Relations that Black Operation divisions from around the world have somehow learned of my location and are heading here now to assassinate me and destroy the drill. I have Public Relations announce that Lemonade Mega is being threatened by this announcement, and will provide free lemonade for 1 hour to people around the world as a comfort in these dark times. I have security electrify the water surrounding my base, and have the remaining researchers devise cryogenic freezing chambers on my rocket. Some Black Ops inevitably get in, and i activate the Drill. As the Black Ops scramble to stop Earth's destruction, I have 300 of my best workers cryogenically freeze themselves, including my research division. I leave the planet in my rocket, heading for Mars. As I pass by the asteroid belt, I see a bright light, noting the time of Earth's destruction. As I come close to Mars, I would land my rocket and free the workers, all outfitted with space suits. I have them construct a base on this planet, and start constructing mining operations to extract materials. I use these materials to start building a city for my subjects, and I declare myself Emperor of the Universe. I have my subjects construct a grand city, appropriately called "Lemonade Super Mega" and reside on the tallest skyscraper. I come out onto the balcony and twirl my black handlebar mustache, and stare into the sky towards where Earth was. I then raise my arms into the air in triumph and laugh manically.
Anything babe.
Steal one from my friend's freezer.
I'd watch really bad movies every day for 10 years.
Nothing, never had one before.
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