[QUOTE=Bredirish123;17868299]It's been such a lazy day for me today.[/QUOTE]
Lazy Sunday wake up in the late afternoon, call Cornell just to see how he's doin
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[editline]06:17PM[/editline]
[quote=bredirish123;17868299]it's been such a lazy day for me today.[/quote]
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That hurt my eyes tbh.
[QUOTE=kamikaze470;17868616]That hurt my eyes tbh.[/QUOTE]Get better eyes tbh
[QUOTE=kamikaze470;17868616]That hurt my eyes tbh.[/QUOTE]
No, that's just my awesomness tbh
I'm eating. :munch:
[QUOTE=azure 505;17868637]Get better eyes tbh[/QUOTE]I wear glasses though. :frown:
[editline]07:27PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;17868660]I'm eating. :munch:[/QUOTE]I'm eating cookies.
[editline]07:29PM[/editline]
[i]Chocolate[/i] cookies to add to that!
I got a text message at around 6pm saying my friend needed prayer. I then learned she rolled her car and is in the hospital. I'm trying to find out what happened. :frown:
The text said she needed prayer, understandable when someone is in the hospital. Why am I being rated funny
You meed better J.. gah what does that say? :smithicide:
[QUOTE=kamikaze470;17868796]You meed better J.. gah what does that say? :smithicide:[/QUOTE]
really
Ugh, I have to take the PSAT tomorrow.
Jokes? Fuck I don't know.
Rated my self dumb because I'm dumb and stuff.
I need to stop falling asleep mid day.
While in a chatroom.
With facepunch open in a different tab.
some fag wrote a story about me
[code]Chris Hansen: one stormy day
Chris Hansen: someone named vaultboi vowed to save the day
Chris Hansen: and his quest to suck hezzy's cock
Chris Hansen: he was walking through faggot valley
Chris Hansen: and suddenly
Chris Hansen: a russian woman model walks up to him
Chris Hansen: and says "LETS HAVE SEX"
Chris Hansen: vaultboi refuses
Chris Hansen: saying that she was a commie
Chris Hansen: and he was gay
Chris Hansen: so he beat the shit out of her with his belt
Chris Hansen: he advanced to level 20 faggotry
Chris Hansen: vaultboi could choose between 2 new skills
Chris Hansen: dick sucking
Chris Hansen: or anal endurance
Chris Hansen: pick 1
VaultBoi: dick sucking because quest is to suck hezzy
Chris Hansen: k
Chris Hansen: leaving faggot valley
Chris Hansen: vaultboi ventures into a lesbian town
Chris Hansen: there were lesbian stripclubs
Chris Hansen: lesbian lesbians
Chris Hansen: and more lesbians
Chris Hansen: vaultboi goes mad
Chris Hansen: he takes his penis out
Chris Hansen: and starts beating lesbians with it
Chris Hansen: qcic appears
Chris Hansen: he is walking around holding a furry magazine
Chris Hansen: with his nonexistant dick out
Chris Hansen: vaultboi is very confused
Chris Hansen: "XCUSE ME WTF R U DOING"
Chris Hansen: qcic shows him about this furry pride
Chris Hansen: putting on his
Chris Hansen: dog
Chris Hansen: costume
Chris Hansen: and starts fucking the nearest squirrel
Chris Hansen: kill qcic ?
Chris Hansen: vault?
VaultBoi: yes
QCIC: no I am wielding +99 broadsword of furry
Chris Hansen: vaultboi uses his penis to knock qcic
Chris Hansen: the winner is automatically decided by penis size
Chris Hansen: vaultboi ventures away from lesbian town
Chris Hansen: to
Chris Hansen: gay men town
Chris Hansen: dragging qcic with him
Chris Hansen: as his sex slave
Chris Hansen: vaultboi runs into waffles
Chris Hansen: calculating
Chris Hansen: vaultboi loses from smaller dick
Chris Hansen: waffles takes vaultboi prisoner
Chris Hansen: and qcic
Chris Hansen: waffle travels to gaytown
Chris Hansen: then to straighttown
Chris Hansen: waffle releases vaultboi
Chris Hansen: but keeps qcic
Chris Hansen: and he was never seen again
Chris Hansen: vaultboi must find hezzy
Chris Hansen: find hezzy (?)
VaultBoi: find hezzy
Chris Hansen: silly
Chris Hansen: hezzy is in england
Chris Hansen: go to england?
VaultBoi: shit
VaultBoi: um
VaultBoi: ok
Chris Hansen: vaultboi goes to a boat
Chris Hansen: and the boat is hijacked
Chris Hansen: it goes to china
Chris Hansen: vaultboi runs into omni
Chris Hansen: 10(???) year old boy: ME SO HORNY
Chris Hansen: he says
Chris Hansen: sucky suck five dolla
Chris Hansen: accept this 10 year old's offer?
VaultBoi: yes
Chris Hansen: an american man walks up to you
Chris Hansen: "why dont you take a seat right over there"
Chris Hansen: and a chair suddenly appears
VaultBoi: hit him over back with chair
Chris Hansen: you try
Chris Hansen: but the chair is too much for you to handle
Chris Hansen: his eyes say
Chris Hansen: "resistance is futile"
Chris Hansen: and you take a seat
Chris Hansen: "what are you doing here"
Chris Hansen: "im chris hansen with dateline nbc"
Chris Hansen: 2 hours pass
Chris Hansen: and you are free to go
Chris Hansen: but you are forced to take this small asian child with you where ever you go
Chris Hansen: vaultboi check facepunch
Chris Hansen: to see that hezzys moving to america
Chris Hansen: vaultboi is enraged by this
Chris Hansen: so he takes it up the butt with the small asian child when the american man isnt
looking
Chris Hansen: 10 + exp
Chris Hansen: gay exp
Chris Hansen: vaultboi is content
Chris Hansen: and he walks to america
Chris Hansen: facepunch goes down
Chris Hansen: omni is about to say something dumb until
Chris Hansen: vaultboi
Chris Hansen: what does vaultboi do
VaultBoi: teleports to hezzys house
Chris Hansen: vaultboi takes out a piece of paper
Chris Hansen: and writes down 1/0
Chris Hansen: gawd appears
Chris Hansen: and says you may fuck hezzy if you sacrafice one person in ur party
Chris Hansen: party has qcic and omni
VaultBoi: take both
Chris Hansen: you give gawd both of them
Chris Hansen: and go to hezzy's house
Chris Hansen: an imperial guard shows up
Chris Hansen: "STOP YOU HAVE BROKEN THE LAW OF PHYSICS"
Chris Hansen: "SURRENDUR NOW AND PAY THE FINE"
VaultBoi: suck guard to get away free
Chris Hansen: success
Chris Hansen: you teleport to hezzys house
Chris Hansen: and see that theres already a gay orgy happening
Chris Hansen: it seems too crowded
Chris Hansen: to join in
Chris Hansen: what to do
VaultBoi: fuck your way to hezzy
Chris Hansen: you fuck your way
Chris Hansen: battling through many cocks
Chris Hansen: you meet your greatest match
Chris Hansen: garry
Chris Hansen: garry "GET AWAY DIS IS MAH DEN"
VaultBoi: ask garry is he wants to join vaultboi and hezzy
Chris Hansen: he says no
VaultBoi: kill garry
Chris Hansen: you are not expirienced enough to perform this action.
VaultBoi: fuck garry
Chris Hansen: garry takes out his ban shotgun
Chris Hansen: garry is not satisfied
Chris Hansen: after many tried to please garry
Chris Hansen: he just wont open up[/code]
Family Guy
I feel so ashamed of myself that I can't read what mm3guy is posting.
Oh man, That was one good piss i just had.
Gonna see Where the Wild Things Are tomorrow...hopefully
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I got woken up, but it was worth it.
[QUOTE=dcalde78;17869276]asdfasdfasdf
I got woken up, but it was worth it.[/QUOTE]
By what and why were you asleep?
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