What are you thinking? The Office Edition - General

god i feel like shit :barf:

Got 15 ptz, should I buy a background?

Gahhhhhh I don't know how to start my personal statement. Don't just want to go straight into it, but I don't it to be some kind of really pseudo-intellectual, meaningless bullshit either.

Best massage is one where you can't feel anything below the neck afterwards. On a more serious note, you in pain? Why so?

Oh jeez, I haven't had sex in 8 months.

[QUOTE=MasterFen006;17895519]Oh jeez, I haven't had sex in 8 months.[/QUOTE] I've never had sex, stop complaining :colbert:

[QUOTE=MasterFen006;17895519]Oh jeez, I haven't had sex in 8 months.[/QUOTE] Ouch.

[QUOTE=Foghorn;17895555]Ouch.[/QUOTE] I know, fancy a quicky Foghorn?

Sex doesn't really phase me. I only ever have any sex-drive when I know I can actually get some. It's a good trait. God damn it making a good statement is hard. How do you sound poignant without sounding like a douche?

You can't.

I feel like i'm going to be sick.

[QUOTE=MasterFen006;17895564]I know, fancy a quicky Foghorn?[/QUOTE] Go on then. Better be a quicky though, I've got things to do.

inb4me [editline]12:03PM[/editline] oh wait

tired. should sleep considering i have a paper to write later tomorrow/today.

"Echo, echooooo, I know it's a sin to kiss and swallow."

[url]http://tinychat.com/poy[/url]

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wayte~

[QUOTE=Uber|nooB;17895832]wayte~[/QUOTE] are you a zombie yet

ohai UbernooB :buddy:

[QUOTE=dcalde78;17895835]are you a zombie yet[/QUOTE] only a little bit [editline]12:17PM[/editline] [QUOTE=mikeyt493;17895839]ohai UbernooB :buddy:[/QUOTE] hihihihi

[QUOTE=Uber|nooB;17895843]only a little bit [/QUOTE] that's a shame cause I died last night and turned into a zombie we could be zombie bros

I should be a zombie. [editline]07:19AM[/editline] I can be a boomer. [editline]07:20AM[/editline] Blaaaaarrrrghghgh. [editline]07:21AM[/editline] :barf:

I'm a hunter cause I have a hoody and duct tape

What about a Spitter, Someguy? Actually, i'm a Reaper, a L4D3 SI that controls hordes directly.

[QUOTE=Smirnoff Joe;17895882]What about a Spitter, Someguy?[/QUOTE] Nah, I feel more like a boomer. [QUOTE=Smirnoff Joe;17895882]Actually, i'm a Reaper, a L4D3 SI that controls hordes directly.[/QUOTE] Wouldn't that be a hivemind?

Eh, kinda. You can't really tell the difference, or even care, when you're fighting through the blizzards of Canada.

I would be hunter too probs

I often find myself striving tenuously to poke holes in the very fabric of reality; sometimes with intention, other times with a sheer lack thereof. I consider it our functions as cognisant, sentient beings to question everything; to challenge the world and each other in our entirety; to reach new levels of understanding. lololololol personal statements are hard.

I'd have problems, too...