[QUOTE=mikadillio;23294434]That one made me laugh pretty hard bro.[/QUOTE]
Thanks bro. God bless Bromerica
To much Dr.Bropper
gotta take a piss bro.
I'm tired bros
Alrigh' bros, sit down 'n lemme tell youse all a story.
So I just happen to be reading this book called "The Bro Code" (mind youse you should all read it too) when this MASSIVE brofist came down and knocked me straight outta my house.
I tried ta look at where that brofist came from, but bros, that brofist was SO damn huge I couldn't even see the arm, oh, and I was trying ta look for the moon, but DAMN that brofist even blocked out the moon.
And then I heard this voice, bros, it said "Bro, youse a real bro now, lemme show you where real bros all hang out"...
And you know the next thing that happen?
Bros, the brofist suddenly scooped me up... but damn, it's a fist, I'm thinking, so I say, "Bro, how'd you scoop me up with a brofist?"
The brofist stops, and that voice from before's like, "Bro, brofists can do ANYTHING, don't question me, or else I might think you're not a real bro, bro."
So yeah, I say, "Bro bro bro I didn't mean that!" and it's like "Okay bro," and then it starts moving, bros, I also really wanted to question how I moved along with it, I mean I'm stuck on a giant brofist, and bros, fingers aren't sticky you know 'less you've been places, y'know. Anyway bros, it just kept movin and movin, bros, it carried me through the entire world!
Free sightseeing! Bros, I saw the Sydney Harbour Bridge and wow, I've never seen so much Australium in my life bros, and somehow the brofist took me into the Opera House thingy, and bros, I don't like opera and neither should you bros, but bros, there were these kangaroos and plateipyses singing opera, and I was still on the brofist, inside the theatre, bros, it didn't even damage the place!
Anyway, dunno why I've been thinking bout Australium so much, maybe that's why I only remember Sydney, bros, anyway the brofist took me to France and all the other places too, and then, bros... it took me into the sky... up and up and up... and it went so fast, bros... I can't believe I was still on this brofist, it was like, "Hold on tight, bro!" but I wonder why, cause I didn't even need to hold on, I was stuck on as you know, but of course I wanted to be a real bro so I didn't say anything
Anyway, bros, suddenly- BAM! I was on... THE MOON! I was looking for where this brofist was, but I couldn't see it, but then I saw...
BROS, BROS EVERYWHERE!
They were everywhere, bros here, bros there, bros everywhere! And there were brohouses too and broshops and broPods and broPhones! And then I saw a really nice BIG building, it had "BROHOSTER" on it.. so I walked in, and then when I walked in, mropenguins, brobots, broputers, broservers, bros, it was amazing! And then...
"Hey bro."
It was the bro with the giant brofist! But his brofist was just a fist right now, just normal sized!
"Bro, was that you who got me here?"
And you know what he answered with?
"Yeah bro, Alex Stevenson right?"
Bros, he knew my name! Bros, you know what, that's pretty cool, and so I had to know his name!
"And bro, the name's Jacob Jervey."
Bro I can't take it much longer bro, I need some broda but bropermarket is closed until brorning
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;23294452]Next is 525 bro?[/QUOTE]
Dammit Brohauer, 500
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;23294452]Next is 525 bro?[/QUOTE]
500, bro.
[QUOTE=JWJ;23294490]500, bro.[/QUOTE]
Oh shit bro. I have another chance before I go to sleep.
Though I'm probably not going to get it. There's always an explosion of bros brosting around the time the number comes around, while lurking the rest of the time.
Makes me cry bro.
^ Thanks Bro.
[editline]01:23AM[/editline]
Thanks to JWJ
I thing I need to take a rest bros, see you tomorrow bros.
[QUOTE=a2h;23294482]Alrigh' bros, sit down 'n lemme tell youse all a story.
So I just happen to be reading this book called "The Bro Code" (mind youse you should all read it too) when this MASSIVE brofist came down and knocked me straight outta my house.
I tried ta look at where that brofist came from, but bros, that brofist was SO damn huge I couldn't even see the arm, oh, and I was trying ta look for the moon, but DAMN that brofist even blocked out the moon.
And then I heard this voice, bros, it said "Bro, youse a real bro now, lemme show you where real bros all hang out"...
And you know the next thing that happen?
Bros, the brofist suddenly scooped me up... but damn, it's a fist, I'm thinking, so I say, "Bro, how'd you scoop me up with a brofist?"
The brofist stops, and that voice from before's like, "Bro, brofists can do ANYTHING, don't question me, or else I might think you're not a real bro, bro."
So yeah, I say, "Bro bro bro I didn't mean that!" and it's like "Okay bro," and then it starts moving, bros, I also really wanted to question how I moved along with it, I mean I'm stuck on a giant brofist, and bros, fingers aren't sticky you know 'less you've been places, y'know. Anyway bros, it just kept movin and movin, bros, it carried me through the entire world!
Free sightseeing! Bros, I saw the Sydney Harbour Bridge and wow, I've never seen so much Australium in my life bros, and somehow the brofist took me into the Opera House thingy, and bros, I don't like opera and neither should you bros, but bros, there were these kangaroos and plateipyses singing opera, and I was still on the brofist, inside the theatre, bros, it didn't even damage the place!
Anyway, dunno why I've been thinking bout Australium so much, maybe that's why I only remember Sydney, bros, anyway the brofist took me to France and all the other places too, and then, bros... it took me into the sky... up and up and up... and it went so fast, bros... I can't believe I was still on this brofist, it was like, "Hold on tight, bro!" but I wonder why, cause I didn't even need to hold on, I was stuck on as you know, but of course I wanted to be a real bro so I didn't say anything
Anyway, bros, suddenly- BAM! I was on... THE MOON! I was looking for where this brofist was, but I couldn't see it, but then I saw...
BROS, BROS EVERYWHERE!
They were everywhere, bros here, bros there, bros everywhere! And there were brohouses too and broshops and broPods and broPhones! And then I saw a really nice BIG building, it had "BROHOSTER" on it.. so I walked in, and then when I walked in, mropenguins, brobots, broputers, broservers, bros, it was amazing! And then...
"Hey bro."
It was the bro with the giant brofist! But his brofist was just a fist right now, just normal sized!
"Bro, was that you who got me here?"
And you know what he answered with?
"Yeah bro, Alex Stevenson right?"
Bros, he knew my name! Bros, you know what, that's pretty cool, and so I had to know his name!
"And bro, the name's Jacob Jervey."[/QUOTE]
Mine was more compelling and had a historical background. It was about the Broviet Union and Mikhail Brobachev. The Broletariat class had a glorious overbro over the Brogeosie and made a bromocracy that legalized brostitution.
I was walking down the bros,
When out the corner of my bro
I saw a pretty little bro approaching me.
She said "I've never seen a bro
Who looks so all alone,
Could you use a little bro?
If you can pay the right bro
Your bro will be nice,
And you can go and send me on my bro."
I said "You're such a sweet young bro
Why you do this to yourself, Bro?"
Bro looked at me and this is what bro said:
"Oh, there ain't no rest for the bro,
Bros don't grow on bro.
I got bros to pay,
I got bros to feed,
There ain't nothing in this bro for free.
I know I can't slow down,
I can't hold back,
Though you know, I wish I could.
No there ain't no rest for the bros,
Until we close our bros for good".
I love that song, bro. Fuckin Cage the Bro - Ain't no rest for the Hos
[QUOTE=Juice_Layer;23294525]Mine was more compelling and had a historical background. It was about the Broviet Union and Mikhail Brobachev. The Broletariat class had a glorious overbro over the Brogeosie and made a bromocracy that legalized brostitution.[/QUOTE]
By the time I posted there was already 11 pages and I only read through the first, bro :colbert:
If you guys can get to 500 by 1:45am EST (15 minutes from now) I'll hand out the code. But I really gotta go to bed, bros. Work in the morning.
Come on Bros
brospam
[QUOTE=JWJ;23294591]If you guys can get to 500 by 1:45am EST (15 minutes from now) I'll hand out the code. But I really gotta go to bed, bros. Work in the morning.[/QUOTE]
Real bros don't need sleep. :v:
do i win?
They do when they're bros with a job.
[editline]05:30AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Suttles;23294618]do i win?[/QUOTE]
no not for like another 75 posts
Damn.
:(
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