• What does it feel like to have breasts and a vagina?
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[QUOTE=gtanoofa;35191903]Dude what? I go to the toilet not giving a fuck about my morning glory(morning boner) or what anyone else thinks. Which resulted in getting some love letters at the camp i went from horny girls but anyway i got the job done.[/QUOTE] You deserve a bloody medal, mate.
[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35074735] Also can't you use breasts to get free drinks at bars?[/QUOTE] Yep. My GF did it all the time at shows.
[QUOTE=Purple Pan;35075241]Semi serious response incoming breasts don't weigh you down unless they're as saggy as fuck or extremely out of proportion or maybe i'm just incredibly flat probably flat :<[/QUOTE]I'll be the judge of that. All I require is a picture.
One of the advantages of penises is that it lets me piss right into a toilet from MILES away(provided I have enough of a boner) It shoots out in what amounts to a yellow laser beam that maintains its arc so I can stand on the other side of the bathroom and get it right in the toilet water ...you guys know what I'm talking about right I saw a little ragecomic in LMAO pics about this,with the third panel being a guy pissing across a world map from one continent to another [editline]3rd April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=gtanoofa;35191903]Dude what? I go to the toilet not giving a fuck about my morning glory(morning boner) or what anyone else thinks. Which resulted in getting some love letters at the camp i went from horny girls but anyway i got the job done.[/QUOTE] I want to see those letters woah [editline]3rd April 2012[/editline] This is my favorite thread and I will remember it forever and cherish its memory
[video=youtube;6FEOeQZmnAo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FEOeQZmnAo[/video]
[QUOTE=ice445;35075422]So, guys, what does it feel like to have a dick and ball sack flapping around all the time?[/QUOTE] Imagine having a large sack of skin, containing two balls twice as sensitive as eyeballs, that get stuck to your legs and get yanked from time to time by your pants. Also, dicks are annoying in the fact that you get boners randomly, guaranteeing to make any situation instantly awkward.
Plus the boner thing is literely completely random, to an extent. You don't have to be thinking anything sexual- anything that might in the slightest get you horny. From doing a math problem to accidentally looking over and having a guys ass right in the way, you could; [img]http://war1057.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/boner-alert-sign1.jpg?w=640[/img]
i prefer smaller breasts but none of this weird crap: [t]http://www.realself.com/files/267387.JPG[/t] i mean seriously
[QUOTE=Purple Pan;35087178]Its good to know that someone actually likes Bs MAN I FEEL LOVED[/QUOTE] A bunch of people (Myself included) Prefer flat/smaller chested people more.
[QUOTE=krazipanda;35417309]i prefer smaller breasts[/QUOTE] [b]:gonk:[/b]
C-cup is best, anything above D is ugh
[QUOTE=Gamershaze;35417140]Plus the boner thing is literely completely random, to an extent. You don't have to be thinking anything sexual- anything that might in the slightest get you horny. From doing a math problem to accidentally looking over and having a guys ass right in the way, you could; [/QUOTE] they're the worst.
[QUOTE=aurum481;35417485][b]:gonk:[/b][/QUOTE] itty bitty titty comity 4 lyfe
[QUOTE=krazipanda;35417629]itty bitty titty comity 4 lyfe[/QUOTE] The fuck?
[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;35418108]The fuck?[/QUOTE] it's a joke [editline]3rd April 2012[/editline] but honestly i don't really care about breast size that much/at all.
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