What does it feel like to have breasts and a vagina?
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You know how your scrotum sticks to your thighs, and your underwear gets stuck inbetween your leg and base of your scrotum?
Imagine that never happens.
As for breasts, just stuff a couple cushions under your shirt.
[QUOTE=wug;35073170]You know how your scrotum sticks to your thighs, and your underwear gets stuck inbetween your leg and base of your scrotum?
Imagine that never happens.
As for breasts, just stuff a couple cushions under your shirt.[/QUOTE]
That sounds way better, balls get in the way too much :[
[QUOTE=wug;35073170]You know how your scrotum sticks to your thighs, and your underwear gets stuck inbetween your leg and base of your scrotum?
Imagine that never happens.
As for breasts, just stuff a couple cushions under your shirt.[/QUOTE]
You made it sound amazing.
[QUOTE=wug;35073170]You know how your scrotum sticks to your thighs, and your underwear gets stuck inbetween your leg and base of your scrotum?
Imagine that never happens.
As for breasts, just stuff a couple cushions under your shirt.[/QUOTE]
Oh my god that sounds like heaven.
[editline]10th March 2012[/editline]
Also can't you use breasts to get free drinks at bars?
I remember thanking god when I was little for not making me a women.
I still feel that way.
Thread of the year.
Semi serious response incoming
breasts don't weigh you down unless they're as saggy as fuck or extremely out of proportion
or maybe i'm just incredibly flat
probably flat
:<
Actually, as long as your breasts aren't [B][U]MASSIVE[/U][/B] they shouldn't bother you at all. I mean, sure they bounce as you run but even then they don't really obstruct your balance immensely.
Having a vag, however is something you don't even notice. Sure, it's different than what I have but when you live your entire life with it, you kind of get used to the feeling. The only times it's actually bad is getting sand in there and periods.
[sp]note: i don't know this myself.[/sp]
[QUOTE='[Green];35075306']Actually, as long as your breasts aren't [B][U]MASSIVE[/U][/B] they shouldn't bother you at all. I mean, sure they bounce as you run but even then they don't really obstruct your balance immensely.
Having a vag, however is something you don't even notice. Sure, it's different than what I have but when you live your entire life with it, you kind of get used to the feeling. The only times it's actually bad is getting sand in there and periods.
[sp]note: i don't know this myself.[/sp][/QUOTE]
Yeah, I hate when I get sand in my vagina, it's such a bother.
Sotp posting, Waltz.
I can't tell whether or not the agrees on my previous post are regarding me being flat, or the fact that your breasts may hurt if they're large
there goes my non-existing self confidence anyway :v:
So, guys, what does it feel like to have a dick and ball sack flapping around all the time?
[QUOTE=Purple Pan;35075395]I can't tell whether or not the agrees on my previous post are regarding me being flat, or the fact that your breasts may hurt if they're large
there goes my non-existing self confidence anyway :v:[/QUOTE]
There is only one way to get it back.
You must perform a striptease and upload it for us.
[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;35075423]There is only one way to get it back.
You must perform a striptease and upload it for us.[/QUOTE]
NOPE NOPE NOPE.
[sp]I'm asian so you can assume I'm sooper flat[/sp]
Also having a vagina is like having a natural pocket in your body, so you can store whatever the hell you want in that, only if you're as loose as a cave
[QUOTE=ice445;35075422]So, guys, what does it feel like to have a dick and ball sack flapping around all the time?[/QUOTE]
It fucking sucks :suicide:
Then again I'm not the best person to ask that.
[editline]10th March 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Purple Pan;35075492]NOPE NOPE NOPE.
[sp]I'm asian so you can assume I'm sooper flat[/sp]
Also having a vagina is like having a natural pocket in your body, so you can store whatever the hell you want in that, only if you're as loose as a cave[/QUOTE]
That bleeds every month unless you're on birth control or something.
[QUOTE=ice445;35075422]So, guys, what does it feel like to have a dick and ball sack flapping around all the time?[/QUOTE]
Imagine a sweaty ball that sticks to your thighs all the time and you have to peel off and it fucking sucks in your underwear, you get fucking itchy and holy shit. Words cannot describe how motherfucking stinky it gets down there. Even if you have 10 showers a day it will smell so fucking horrible and if it gets too sweaty it gets itchy and when it gets itchy your skin goes leathery and it gets fucking sore.
If you're fat when you run your legs slap your balls and it fucking hurts and makes a loud noise, whenever you get a boner it shoots up through your pants, it's fucking horrible.
[QUOTE=HorizoN;35075514]
That bleeds every month unless you're on birth control or something.[/QUOTE]
and smells like fish although you don't store fish in there
Well, I hope people don't store fish in there
[QUOTE=Purple Pan;35075548]and smells like fish although you don't store fish in there
Well, I hope people don't store fish in there[/QUOTE]
There's going to be someone in the world who does.
[QUOTE=HorizoN;35075568]There's going to be someone in the world who does.[/QUOTE]
Clearly I do
I'mma flat chested girl that stores fish in my vagina.
Also early congrats to your 2000th post :smile:
[QUOTE=ice445;35075422]So, guys, what does it feel like to have a dick and ball sack flapping around all the time?[/QUOTE]
good if you fap and shitty if you get kicked in the balls
[QUOTE=wug;35075531]Imagine a sweaty ball that sticks to your thighs all the time and you have to peel off and it fucking sucks in your underwear, you get fucking itchy and holy shit. Words cannot describe how motherfucking stinky it gets down there. Even if you have 10 showers a day it will smell so fucking horrible and if it gets too sweaty it gets itchy and when it gets itchy your skin goes leathery and it gets fucking sore.
If you're fat when you run your legs slap your balls and it fucking hurts and makes a loud noise, whenever you get a boner it shoots up through your pants, it's fucking horrible.[/QUOTE]
Putting baby powder on your balls after you shower really helps. At least for me anyway. No stink plus no chafing.
I appreciate my private parts and all, but I really wonder at times how much more convenient would it be to have a vagina.
Masturbation has gotten rather boring for me and porn hardly gets me off now. So my question is how do you women please and satisfy yourselves if you do at all?
[QUOTE=Purple Pan;35075580]Clearly I do
I'mma flat chested girl that stores fish in my vagina.
Also early congrats to your 2000th post :smile:[/QUOTE]
I'll still trade you as even then I'm still envious.
[editline]10th March 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=i dunno;35075657]good if you fap and shitty if you get kicked in the balls[/QUOTE]
It's just terrible all-around.
[QUOTE=HorizoN;35075719]I'll still trade you as even then I'm still envious.
[editline]10th March 2012[/editline]
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wait, wat
Trade me for my 69th post (yay) or for my body and false storing habit?
[QUOTE=Purple Pan;35075747]wait, wat
Trade me for my 69th post (yay) or for my body and false storing habit?[/QUOTE]
body and false storing habit
[editline]10th March 2012[/editline]
Although, I have a friend who says that they don't get periods really because they've been on birth control since 16.
[QUOTE=HorizoN;35075755]body and false storing habit[/QUOTE]
trust me, its the worst thing ever
And damn we're turning this thread into another womens chat thread
But anyway, I'm going to sleep :v: Night, people
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What am I reading
That's kinda crazy
[QUOTE=Cpl.Shepherd;35075697]Putting baby powder on your balls after you shower really helps. At least for me anyway. No stink plus no chafing.
I appreciate my private parts and all, but I really wonder at times how much more convenient would it be to have a vagina.
Masturbation has gotten rather boring for me and porn hardly gets me off now. So my question is how do you women please and satisfy yourselves if you do at all?[/QUOTE]
I guess schlicking ?
[QUOTE=Purple Pan;35075778]trust me, its the worst thing ever
And damn we're turning this thread into another womens chat thread
But anyway, I'm going to sleep :v: Night, people
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What am I reading
That's kinda crazy[/QUOTE]
what's kinda crazy?
[QUOTE=Purple Pan;35075580]Clearly I do
I'mma flat chested girl that stores fish in my vagina.
Also early congrats to your 2000th post :smile:[/QUOTE]
I like to store candy in mine.
Always a convenient snack when I need it.
I didn''t expected facepunch had so much girls.
I thought all the girls on fp are autumn, fudge blood, nimaratu and lightning.
also:
Detlef, Foghorn, Love, HookerVomit, TaniaTiger, RaptorGirl, xXDictatorXx, Sawah...
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