• What does it feel like to have breasts and a vagina?
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My girlfriend told me that breasts can be severly annoying, especially if you have big ones. It might hurt your back and it actually weights a lot dependant on the size. Also sport is a major pain in the ass.
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[QUOTE=junker|154;35075936]My girlfriend told me that breasts can be severly annoying, especially if you have big ones. It might hurt your back and it actually weights a lot dependant on the size. Also sport is a major pain in the ass.[/QUOTE] Oh boy, running. I have a love/hate relationship with running.
[QUOTE=junker|154;35075936] major pain in the ass.[/QUOTE] Does your girlfriend know the location of breasts?
[QUOTE=junker|154;35075936]My girlfriend told me that breasts can be severly annoying, especially if you have big ones. It might hurt your back and it actually weights a lot dependant on the size. Also sport is a major pain in the ass.[/QUOTE] True, they affect your balance but my close friend says that it's doable when you get used to it.
as far as sport is concerned, so long as you get a good sports bra it shouldn't be a problem and i wouldn't say that they're generally annoying anyway. i can understand backpain being a problem, but the majority of people who are of a normal weight are unlikely to have large enough breasts to cause such a problem the most annoying thing i find is that because i'm not a regular size (small in the back, big in the cup) a lot of major lingerie retailers don't even have my size, or if they do it's a really awful fit that offers little to no support, or what i normally have to do is go to a company that specialises in more "specialist" sizes, where the prices start from £30 a bra, instead of the £6-£15 you'd normally spend on one. but it's complete bullshit though, something like 75% of women are wearing the wrong bra size, and what's currently considered to be a "specialist" size isn't specialist at all, it's completely normal, but because so many people wear the wrong bra size it's assumed that the current range of sizes fits the majority of the population - and it doesn't and for any girls reading this thread that haven't already done so... go to a proper lingerie store and get yourself fitted, it makes such a difference and feels great afterwards! [editline]10th March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE='[Green];35075988']True, they affect your balance but my close friend says that it's doable when you get used to it.[/QUOTE] well given that they develop slowly on you it's not really a case of "getting used to it" it's not like one day they suddenly pop onto your chest and it takes you a good while to adjust
[QUOTE=Purple Pan;35075492]Also having a vagina is like having a natural pocket in your body, so you can store whatever the hell you want in that, only if you're as loose as a cave[/QUOTE]Sounds like it would be more convenient than using a backpack to carry my laptop around.
[QUOTE=Autumn;35076002]well given that they develop slowly on you it's not really a case of "getting used to it" it's not like one day they suddenly pop onto your chest and it takes you a good while to adjust[/QUOTE] True that, but I'm writing this from a guy's perspective who's just trying to understand the feeling from someone else's experience.
[QUOTE=Mr. Gency;35076027]Sounds like it would be more convenient than using a backpack to carry my laptop around.[/QUOTE] If your vagina is big enough to accommodate a 17 inch laptop, I'm pretty sure you're not of this earth
[QUOTE=ice445;35076136]If your vagina is big enough to accommodate a 17 inch laptop, I'm pretty sure you're not of this earth[/QUOTE] Japan.
Are you really asking this? Breasts are fairly squishy, they bounce and men tend to stare at them if they are giant. Personally, i hardly notice my own. They stopped growing when i was about 20, so i can't really say much about them. As for a Vagina it's barely even there. Yeah, sure it becomes the most annoying thing in the world when you have a Period, but otherwise meh.
This thread is one of the most hilarious things I've read in a long time. Stay classy facepunch.
[QUOTE=Autumn;35075931]also: Detlef, Foghorn, Love, HookerVomit, TaniaTiger, RaptorGirl, xXDictatorXx, Sawah... there are many more of us than you probably think![/QUOTE] Jewdozer, Reichsfuhrer, Painthitler, Jewdoser, &c.
[QUOTE=junker|154;35075936]My girlfriend told me that breasts can be severly annoying, especially if you have big ones. It might hurt your back and it actually weights a lot dependant on the size. Also sport is a major pain in the ass.[/QUOTE] I like how a guy rated me disagree on this topic :v:
[QUOTE=Krinkels;35079726]Jewdozer, Reichsfuhrer, Painthitler, Jewdoser, &c.[/QUOTE] i know jewdozer, but not the other two plus i'm only speaking from people that i know are definitely girls
I was told that having a period was similar to having needles stuck to the inside of the vagina. Also, I guess having a vagina would be like your penis sucked into your body and the inside is sensitive.
i've never found that there's much pain (if any) in the actual vadge when you're on your period the cramps and everything else come from higher up, around the womb [editline]10th March 2012[/editline] nothing actually happens to the vagina during menstruation, it's just the pipe that everything flows out of [editline]10th March 2012[/editline] so i don't know who told you that! and i would maybe suggest you tell them to go see a doctor
a girl told me that [editline]10th March 2012[/editline] maybe it's a man, gotta check it
[QUOTE=ice445;35075422]So, guys, what does it feel like to have a dick and ball sack flapping around all the time?[/QUOTE] They very rarely flap, just stick. And then you get your pubes caught in your foreskin.
The only time my breasts get in the way is when carrying a large heavy object that I need to use my chest to support. They're fairly tender so they get sore from that.
this thread is amazing
It feels like you're Eva Angelina. So in other words, it feels divine! [URL="http://mysexysexblog.blogspot.com/2012/03/curvy-girls-5-as-gifs.html"][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/LTpOy.gif[/IMG][/URL]
For the chicks, you'll never know what it's like to begin taking a dump, then have the tip of your dick touch the water of the toilet. Fucking disgusting.
[QUOTE=Chaplin;35082508]For the chicks, you'll never know what it's like to begin taking a dump, then have the tip of your dick touch the water of the toilet. Fucking disgusting.[/QUOTE] So is your toilet just a hole in the ground or what?
Quality thread. You shouldn't stop posting at all.
inb4 "What does it feel like to have balls and a penis?".
[QUOTE=jbthekid;35082717]inb4 "What does it feel like to have balls and a penis?".[/QUOTE] Eh. That've been asked before
[QUOTE=Chaplin;35082508]For the chicks, you'll never know what it's like to begin taking a dump, then have the tip of your dick touch the water of the toilet. Fucking disgusting.[/QUOTE] Unnaturally giant saggy dick Do you mean the splash? If so it's talked the tip of my dick like once Also pubes getting stuck in the foreskin whilst in school is just a big fuck you when you have to walk to your next class.
Sort your pubes out! Bleugh.
yeah shave that shit
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