• What does it feel like to have breasts and a vagina?
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I love big boobs.
I can't sleep on my stomach because it will hurt my tits. Also it's pretty funny to watch them bounce infront of a mirror.
I envy women for they cannot get erections. It's horrible when you sit down for a shit and you end up pissing out of the bowl. Goddamnit boner, I thought you loved me.
i thought you couldn't really/it was painful to piss with a boner?
[QUOTE=Autumn;35176822]i thought you couldn't really/it was painful to piss with a boner?[/QUOTE] It's not painful at all, it's just annoying getting the piss out, as you need to force it out, and aiming, as there may be 2 jets.
[QUOTE=Autumn;35176822]i thought you couldn't really/it was painful to piss with a boner?[/QUOTE] If you've got a bit of a boner it doesn't come out as easily, a proper stiffy means you have to force it, trying to piss while rock hard is impossible for me.
[QUOTE=Autumn;35176822]i thought you couldn't really/it was painful to piss with a boner?[/QUOTE] Nah, it's just awkward.
[QUOTE=The Aussie;35147061]We do have, although much more primitive then females. Ever wonder why you have nipples when we don't even use them? Well, when you were in the the womb, up until a certain point you were just a genderless fetus, no reproductive organs. As a result, you "breasts" start to develop until the Y chromosome kicks in and blocks a second X chromosome from forming. This starts the envelopment of your penis and testes, while halting mammary gland development and the development of the nipples. As a result, we do have mammary glands and nipples that can produce milk, but the absence of hormones present during a woman's pregnancy prevents us from lactating, as the lack of estrogen and other female hormones prevents them from developing any further. People who are starved have been observed to lactate and we can lactate through sustained oral stimulus, e.g. sucking. Although the period of time needed to achieve this is large, and who wants to suck a mans nipples for a few hours to try and get some milk out. Although i'm unsure about how good the milk is compared to a mothers milk. Just one of the fun few leftovers sitting around in the human body.[/QUOTE] I have the weirdest boner right now.
[QUOTE=Autumn;35176822]i thought you couldn't really/it was painful to piss with a boner?[/QUOTE] Usually it is very hard to piss with a boner. But then there is the morning erection, which almost requires you to piss to get it down (It actually gets sloppy after you piss (Not directly after)). I hate when the piss goes on the seat and I have to go down and wipe it up with toilet paper. Fucking nasty.
That's why you should lift the seat if all you're doing is taking a piss.
The only part of female anatomy I would want is the whole hips/thighs/butt business.
God fucking damnit, this thread makes me wanna turn into a girl. Or atleast squeeze a boob. Somebody pass me the boob.
pass the boobie on the left hand side...
Or find the girlfriend. Nope
[QUOTE=NightWig;35177848]Usually it is very hard to piss with a boner. But then there is the morning erection, which almost requires you to piss to get it down (It actually gets sloppy after you piss (Not directly after)). I hate when the piss goes on the seat and I have to go down and wipe it up with toilet paper. Fucking nasty.[/QUOTE] This so hard. And if you try to sit down to piss, your erect member usually touches the side of the bowl unless you push it down with your hand, which can seriously hurt, too. It's such a fucking ordeal the best way to deal with it is to just get on your pc for half an hour with a full bladder. sitting upright for half an hour or so gets rid of it enough to piss without splurting everywhere.
i have only squeezed a boob like 2 times :(
[QUOTE=Str4fe;35181444]i have only squeezed a boob like 2 times :([/QUOTE] And yet I feel that's still two times more than the average facepuncher.
[QUOTE=Str4fe;35181444]i have only squeezed a boob like 2 times :([/QUOTE] can i touch ur hand
Befriend a fat guy and ask him nicely.
[QUOTE=deltasquid;35181485]And yet I feel that's still two times more than the average facepuncher.[/QUOTE] 2 times 0 = Oh wait
Pissing with boners is difficult, especially in the morning. Girls often assume all you have to do is hold down the penis with your hands, but its much more complicated. First of all, pissing with a boner often gives the spray effect. Second of all, if you bend your boner, you block the path. And lastly, sitting down doesnt work either, because then you would piss straight up in the air. Whoever designed the male genitalia sure was an asshole.
[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;35175736] Unless you're using the toilet at the cholera wing of a sub-Saharan African hospital, what is there really to worry about other than the mere feeling of ickiness? Unless you've been quarantined from the world since birth in sterile conditions, you're incredibly unlikely to catch anything from a toilet, unless you're rubbing your cock over an aforementioned cholera-filled shitcan or some other equally virulent epidemic disease.[/QUOTE] That doesn't make it disgusting. The rim under the toilet edge always has semi wet dry crusty piss and other nasty bathroom germs. Especially the shits splash [editline]17th March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Rents;35180763]The only part of female anatomy I would want is the whole hips/thighs/butt business.[/QUOTE] I've actually always kind of wished I could be a chick for a day just to see what it was like to have a vag and breasts.
I imagine everyone wishes to try that ven.
[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;35071410]As a straight male I often wonder what it would be like to be a woman for a day.[/QUOTE] A woman for a day not in one of those days*
[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35183073]I've actually always kind of wished I could be a chick for a day just to see what it was like to have a vag and breasts.[/QUOTE] Having a girl's booty would be pretty sweet, but I'd imagine the idea doesn't appeal to straight guys as much.
[QUOTE=ForgotPassword;35177238]Well, I thought at this point the discussion would be about orgasms. Well anyways, here's a picture I've been saving to use every time the opportunity arises. [sp]No pun intended[/sp] [img]http://i.imgur.com/KmCP9.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Wait are boners supposed to stick out straight at the horizontal? Mine points straight up should I see a doctor err
This: [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/208/whatp.png/][IMG]http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/6361/whatp.png[/IMG][/URL] or dialysis.
As a male, mornings are absolute worst things. You either have to be: A) First guy awake in the morning B) Absolute ninja to get your clothes and get to the toilet
[QUOTE=gtanoofa;35191903]Dude what? I go to the toilet not giving a fuck about my morning glory(morning boner) or what anyone else thinks. Which resulted in getting some love letters at the camp i went from horny girls but anyway i got the job done.[/QUOTE] Well, I am not brave enough then...
When did this thread turn into Men's Health Weekly? (Not that I mind particularly, I swear reading this thread was giving me phantom limb syndrome in my chest)
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