[QUOTE=Nazi666;21306064]It was a stormy night when i was at my best friends house, my friend was asleep. I slowly creeped through the house.. I saw my best friends mom naked in the shower. I creeped over to her and said "I would like to fuck you Mrs. Smith", So we went in the bed. I had full-out intercourse with her and got a BJ and never talked to her again. but she gives me sexy looks everynow and then when i come over and her looks are like "let me suck your cock"[/QUOTE]
Are you telling porkys
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well, im dating my best friends sister and have been for two years now so, yes i have
Can't say I have...
[QUOTE=UserDerth;21305923]Nazi666 you have to contribute.
Anyway, Nah i haven't.[/QUOTE]
Have you had sex with your friend yet?
[QUOTE=unseendamageUK;21311749]well, im dating my best friends sister and have been for two years now so, yes i have[/QUOTE]
go on, :smug:
wish I had but no, more stories?
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Nice bump
It was actually my cousin..We were both 11-12. Since he lived in a different state, I barely knew him. He came over during summer vacation and he told me he wanted to play tigers and lions. So we crawled on the ground roaring at each other, and suddenly he pounced on me and proceeded to give me a full makeout session.
Fucked up cousin ;_;
In the living room minding my own business.
Friend's mum (age 35) comes in hammered like an anvil. (Or possibly high on something)
She lies down ontop of me and begins to rub herself all over me.
She then proceeds to take the pillows and blankets and throw them on the floor.
She starts to moan and purr (weirdly enough).
Then she gets on the floor,
vomits on the rug
and starts scratching me.
Sudden realisation that I am a couch and that she is a cat. :tinfoil:
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