Embarrasing stuff about you - General

I masturbate to crossdressers daily.

I secretly hope nobody ever walks into my room with a black light source.

i like ponies [img]https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/7/31/387310__safe_solo_rarity_cute_upvotes+galore_adorable_tongue+out_derp_adorable+as+fuck_cute+as+fuck.png[/img] rarity is my favorite and facepunchers have gifted me rarity toys its kinda funny and neat [t]http://i.imgur.com/l4U6u.jpg[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/Drid4Y7.jpg[/t] i have no shame

[QUOTE=a-cookie;47827887]you n me both, mate-o i have lots of sex toys in my bedroom[/QUOTE] i've got two lockboxes filled with sex toys including a toy that cums [editline]28th May 2015[/editline] no shame

I am slightly self-conscious about my super flat feet, my crooked pinkie finger and my gigantic wiener.

[QUOTE=Mister_Jack;47829263]I am slightly self-conscious about my super flat feet, my crooked pinkie finger and my gigantic wiener.[/QUOTE] Woah, woah, woah. You have super flat feet?

[QUOTE=Mister_Jack;47829263]I am slightly self-conscious about my super flat feet, my crooked pinkie finger and my gigantic wiener.[/QUOTE] my weiner is more embarassing

While I enjoy sex like every man, it's something that I never think about. Like, I never owned a sex toy, never went to a sex shop, barely watch any porn, know 0 pornstars (and barely any pornsites), never look at a girl and think "look at that ass", never thought about having a girlfriend, never had a crush on anyone and more. Like, it's never been something that was part of me. I always went on with my life, thinking that this kind of shit was so goddamn unecessary. So when my friends (always) end up bringing that topic, I have to try my best to keep up with them, but always end up saying a bunch of bullshit. Regardless, I have a girlfriend and I am happy with her.

I let cans on my desk build up to about 8-10 before i throw them out, and always have 2 cup son my desk too.

My title on Facepunch.

I wear underpants with my kilts because I'm a fucking coward.

i'm a big dumb idiot

[QUOTE=nomad1;47829373]My title on Facepunch.[/QUOTE] I would kill to have a title like that

I like to act like a black broha, which is extremely awkward considering i'm russian, and live in the whitest place ever.

I have a hard time committing to having sex with a girl. I've had it happen two times in the last month were I've watched the girl clearly flirt with me, over all the other dudes around. I get a high off that, and that's as far as it goes. Then they just hook up with one of my friends in the next room while I awkwardly sitting there wondering why I'm such a pussy. I'm almost positive I've never had sex, for the first time with a girl, while I was sober. Mostly because of this overbearing insecurity that takes over at the slightest hint of something going down. This might not seem embarrassing to most, but believe me it's a problem I'm extremely embarrassed about and never spoke of outside my conscious until now. And my grandma found a flesh light I had once, those were dark times.

[QUOTE=Sally;47829490]I would kill to have a title like that[/QUOTE] It's not all its cracked up to be

I genuinely enjoy Big Time Rush Well their first album at least.

Everything about my life.

[QUOTE=seano12;47829802]Everything about my life.[/QUOTE] I never understood if you actually liked cuckolding or not

[QUOTE=find me;47829672]I have a hard time committing to having sex with a girl. I've had it happen two times in the last month were I've watched the girl clearly flirt with me, over all the other dudes around. I get a high off that, and that's as far as it goes. Then they just hook up with one of my friends in the next room while I awkwardly sitting there wondering why I'm such a pussy. I'm almost positive I've never had sex, for the first time with a girl, while I was sober. Mostly because of this overbearing insecurity that takes over at the slightest hint of something going down. This might not seem embarrassing to most, but believe me it's a problem I'm extremely embarrassed about and never spoke of outside my conscious until now. And my grandma found a flesh light I had once, those were dark times.[/QUOTE] would you say you're [I]flood[/I]ed with emotion?

[QUOTE=bitches;47829863]would you say you're [I]flood[/I]ed with emotion?[/QUOTE] Yes): [IMG]http://s8.postimg.org/rdfjywhwl/image.jpg[/IMG]

I never cut my hair short because I look remarkably like a younger, fatter relative of Hermann Goering without longish hair.

[QUOTE=EcksDee;47829809]I never understood if you actually liked cuckolding or not[/QUOTE] Does it get you off? Because I had one guy PM me multiple times believing my stories and telling me about how it got him off.

My gf wanted to act out a fantasy of her being raped, so we did. I enjoyed it WAY more than I consider healthy.

I lied I was going to record my. voice and no I do not sound like a woman Just incredibly gay.

I save any cleaning up until late at night when everyone is asleep, that way I can wear a maid outfit while doing it. Don't you fucking judge me. [editline]boop[/editline] Sometimes I just wear it and don't really do anything special. I just sit at my computer and play Doom or something.

[QUOTE=CrossTownNews;47829948]I lied I was going to record my. voice and no I do not sound like a woman Just incredibly gay.[/QUOTE] so record it already

I have a small collection monster high dolls. [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/joYL3D.jpg[/img] Only reason I don't feel like a complete fucking loser is because my girlfriend collects them too.

'past' music is always 'better' because all the shit stuff gets forgotten.

Sometimes I'm very self-conscious about my large forehead.