I have freakishly big feet. I was trying to look up what UK/US size I have but my size falls outside the conversion charts, It's European size 50.
Sad thing is I always had to get the boring grownup shoes when I was younger.
I was sick, so I had the runs and what not.
While I had it it smelled so bad that I threw up on the toilet seat and it got everywhere.
Steve Urkel "Well that wasn't supposed to happen!" entered my mind for a moment as I viewed the horrific putrid mess.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;47850494]Here I go.
During our graduation ceremony at middle school we had to arrive to our chairs doing a waltz step with a partner. No girl wanted to be around me, I recall seeing a guy with two girls, one of them was just there just 'cause she didn't want to be around me. One of the guys there was alone too, I asked him if we could enter together, just that instead of dancing we would just walk normally, but then our PE Teacher told us it would "look bad" so we had to find a girl.
One of my best pals told his partner to go with me, my friend pretty much was willing to sacrifice himself for me, he dared to enter the ceremony alone just so I could, for once, not be alone in an event, but then the girl said "No, with Nikolai no!", my friend looked at me with an expression of "Shit man, I tried".
I've never asked a girl to dance ever since.[/QUOTE]
Don't feel bad.
The last dance i went to (which was nearly 5 years ago) ended with me saying pretty much nothing to anyone, my shoes getting stolen, and me getting locked outside the building.
Then again it was middle school, everyone is a jerk at that age, but the adults ignored the harassment.
Frankly, that experience made me not go to junior or senior prom. I bet if I go, it will end badly for me.
I doubt I can top you guys, but I once signed my brother's birthday card with my full name. I have no idea what I was thinking when I did that.
I confuse adverbs a lot. I'm so used to talking in English that when I'm speaking my mother tongue my use of adverbs is the English one and not the local one. "Actually" for one has a different meaning and I can never use it properly
I have a big nose because of the huge amount of pimples I used to have as a teenager, I had so much that my nose would often bleed by simply touching it or sneezing they would burst, I couldnt get treatment because my mom refused to take me to a dermatologist because "ur r beautiful just teh way god made u". Now I have a huge-ass nose full of acne and am somewhat antisocial because of it. Thanks mom.
[QUOTE=tempunary;47849484]If I'm sitting or lying down and I get an erection I'll lose it as soon as I stand up.
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Isn't that a blood pressure thing?
Once, I got so drunk that I blacked out. The next day, I checked my SnapChat messages and saw that I sent like 40 snaps to two friends of mine. Neither would tell me what I sent to them. They still won't, and it's killing me.
So my car is of a certain model and year of production. Let's say that it's an ST model from the year 2005 (it isn't, but I'm not going to tell the Internet my car's number plate). So yeah, the number plate? It's MI-05-ST. That might not seem bad, but the number plate itself is a custom gold plate (which you have to pay a lot for) and the car itself isn't even fancy, it's just a common sedan with a naturally aspirated four litre engine.
I swear to fucking god the last owner of my car was weird [sp]but the number plate makes it unique so I haven't bothered changing it[/sp]
[editline]2nd June 2015[/editline]
As for proper embarrassing things I was probably autistic back in school.
[QUOTE=kariko;47848493]I have a ton of stuffed animals and collect them because I think they're adorable and a bit of mlp crap because they're also adorable. Not embarrassing to me...until I get friends that can actually visit, then I'll be embarrassed. Good thing I'm a complete loner with no non-internet friends!
[img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-saddowns.gif[/img] Shucks.[/QUOTE]
I have like 40 stuffed animals and plushies hanging above my bed in some kind of hammock thing and noone ever shamed me for it
if anything it works nicely with girls
I have never been with a girl, I tend to avoid all social situations with anyone unless it's created by someone else.
I have never shaved my pubes, ever. It's quite a jungle down there and I really don't give a shit. I don't give a shit about my body all that much when it comes to appearance.
I don't have a drivers license yet.
I don't have any useful skills and I was terrible in almost every subject in school.
So yeah basically im what the stereotypical "neckbeard" was back then, before all the mlp and animeness that came with the word.
When I'm alone and really tired, I'll talk to myself about upcoming things. Like, sorta act them out too in how I will do something. I dunno if that's weird, but it is to me, I never talk to myself unless I'm just really tired. Weird af.
Back when I was a kid I was turning off my Windows 95 computer in the basement when it was time to go to bed, by this time the lights were off downstairs so it was super dark and all I saw was the "It is now safe to turn off your computer" text which for some reason started making me cry.
Thinking about it is starting to make me cry what the fuck is wrong with me.
[QUOTE=nomad1;47859020]Back when I was a kid I was turning off my Windows 95 computer in the basement when it was time to go to bed, by this time the lights were off downstairs so it was super dark and all I saw was the "It is now safe to turn off your computer" text which for some reason started making me cry.
Thinking about it is starting to make me cry what the fuck is wrong with me.[/QUOTE]
Sounds like an experience of mine, when I was like 7 I decided to get up late at night and use the computer, but when I turned the screen on the wallpaper was a picture of the moon, I automatically thought the computer was telling me to go back to bed, so I did.
Maybe it was dark and the computer provided illumination and a sense of comfort, kind of like how people will grow sentimental attachment to an object. If an object is "nice" (aka occupies the user keeping them comforted,) you would be sad to see it go. Possibly seeing the message made you think "It wants to leave me alone in the dark down here?" As a kid, it was probably traumatizing.
I'm 6'7 and no one sits next to me on the school bus because of how much space I take up :(
speaking of computers, i can't fall asleep without that noise coming from the working thing. This may sound funny, but it causes serious problems sometimes. Any power outage or just a small travel to some place with no computer almost certainly means a sleepless night for me, so i have to take pills just to be adequate the next day.
niggers
[QUOTE=arbio22;47859289]I'm 6'7 and no one sits next to me on the school bus because of how much space I take up :([/QUOTE]
The bus sucks ass anyway. Having no people taking up the already small ass seats next to you is actually a good thing imo.
I have a fear of distortions, specificially computer ones. Game flips out and has a hall of mirror effect? Hide behind the sofa. Accidentally apply the wrong effect using GIMP? Alt+F4 and assume fetal position. It's not as bad as it used to be but I still get spooked by them easily.
[QUOTE=nomad1;47859020]Back when I was a kid I was turning off my Windows 95 computer in the basement when it was time to go to bed, by this time the lights were off downstairs so it was super dark and all I saw was the "It is now safe to turn off your computer" text which for some reason started making me cry.
Thinking about it is starting to make me cry what the fuck is wrong with me.[/QUOTE]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/4uJeI.jpg[/t]
Five year old me always left the room before it showed up and had my mum actually turn it off because I got scared by that orange text.
Dude, that's just scary text. The copy even goes out of its way to assure you things are safe. But are they?
spooky
[QUOTE=Alex_V;47859699]Same here, so many girls that I've shown interest in, even some that have flirted with me has just lead to not even being friends.
Guess I'm just wierd.[/QUOTE]
I'll say that from experience but it's honestly so much better when you have no girl showing interest in you that when you have multiple at once
[editline]2nd June 2015[/editline]
consider yourselves lucky
kinda?
[QUOTE=arbio22;47859289]I'm 6'7 and no one sits next to me on the school bus because of how much space I take up :([/QUOTE]
At least you get to be insanely tall and big, my body stopped at 6'4 and stayed skinny as fuck
[editline]2nd June 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=antianan;47859379]speaking of computers, i can't fall asleep without that noise coming from the working thing. This may sound funny, but it causes serious problems sometimes. Any power outage or just a small travel to some place with no computer almost certainly means a sleepless night for me, so i have to take pills just to be adequate the next day.[/QUOTE]
Gotta remember, we're all just humans, just like all other scavenger species on this planet will collect sentimental objects (sticks, coins, chains, translucent rocks) and put them in their nest. Probably comforts them just like the computer does for you.
[QUOTE=Kierany9;47860162]I have a fear of distortions, specificially computer ones. Game flips out and has a hall of mirror effect? Hide behind the sofa. Accidentally apply the wrong effect using GIMP? Alt+F4 and assume fetal position. It's not as bad as it used to be but I still get spooked by them easily.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/4uJeI.jpg[/t]
Five year old me always left the room before it showed up and had my mum actually turn it off because I got scared by that orange text.[/QUOTE]
Reminds me of this: [url]http://windows95tips.com/[/url] :v:
Can't tie shoelaces
Back when I got my a-level in school, we had those top 3 lists in multiple categories. I was voted the "the most unfriendly student". Only people from my class were allowed to vote. I was always nice to everyone, I really was and it really hurt reading my name on that thing, on the last day that I actually was together with those people I really started to like during those 8 years we spent together.
It's really weird because I'm actually a really quiet but friendly person and it really sucks when friends of mine mention it when we're around strangers or new people. Probably makes people think I'm an asshole without even getting to know me.
[QUOTE=Ray551;47864594]Back when I got my a-level in school, we had those top 3 lists in multiple categories. I was voted the [B]"the most unfriendly student"[/B]. Only people from my class were allowed to vote.[/QUOTE]
What kind of list is that?
That's what I wondered, too.
Thinking about it, having been part of that class may be an embarassment itself.
[QUOTE=RobbL;47864538]Can't tie shoelaces[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;QUzvs6gdrbo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUzvs6gdrbo[/video]
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