Things about yourself that irritate you - General

I hate whenever I'm expecting one of my family members to come home, but they're running late and my imagination starts coming up with horrible reasons for why they're late, like them dying in a car crash or something. I'm so horribly paranoid it's just awful.

I hate my voice primarily. How I'm overweight Can't stay motivated Procrastinate so much

My handwriting is SO FUCKING BAD. No one else apart from me can read it. Sometimes I have to read my shit to my teachers. Sometimes I don't finish tests because im too busy making my handwriting decipherable. It's fucking horrible. Also my legs are so hairy I have to style it. I can't stand wearing long pants so I have to wet all the gross pubes down there and dry them so they aren't all tangled up and protruding 2 inches from my leg.

if i eat something less than 45 minutes before i sleep, apparently i think it gets stuck in my stomach because i'm sleeping and i wake up in the middle of the night feeling nauseous.

I tend to overthink thinks way too much which leads me to be paranoid almost all the time and have a very poor social life. I also hate when I have to say something serious I almost always stutter or slur my words.

I always say "yep" to customers at work. WHYYYYYYY. GOD I HATE IT AND I CAN'T STOP.

I always tap my leg really fast. If something 'special' happens to me I'm never able to shut up about it. I speak really monotone. When I make sex jokes I don't know my limit or where to stop, which often leads to awkard situations.

Monotone voice. PROCASTINATE. overthink way too fuckin much

I feel like I'm rude to people a lot and I always ask for their reassurance and they always tell me that I'm not rude and that I need to chill.

if i become friends/get along well with someone, something compels me to not get too close to them. it sucks.

My handwriting, it hasn't improved since I was 9, it looks like shit; I would be very happy if I could never have to write with pen and paper ever again I wish I played guitar when I wanted to when I was younger, if I actually did it when I wanted to I could have had like 8 years of experience by now I could be shredding right now

I overthink things a lot, if I have a partner I get jealous quite easily, I'm lazy as hell and my head's a mess

My eating cycle is completely fucked. I'll go for weeks at a time where I can barely eat anything, sometimes I eat half a croissant then save the rest for tomorrow. Then about once a month my body suddenly goes "oh wait i forgot you need food sometimes to live LOL" and I just go ravenous, downing steak after steak and dozen-packs of donuts in these three hour long chow sessions. It's not like I'm conscious of my weight, whenever I'm invited to a part I pray to the high heavens that it happens on the rare day my stomach decides to open the doors.

Procrastinating,speaking way too fast,stuttering,being too kind for ''friends (e.g giving random gifts cause why not) when they eventually just let me down Also my concentration is shit

[QUOTE=Griffster26;43928858]My Aspergers Although my irrationality does make my friends like me more.[/QUOTE] Why does aspergers irritate you?

[QUOTE=Recurracy;43932417]Why does aspergers irritate you?[/QUOTE] I'm stressed more often and I'm terrible with certain subjects.

[QUOTE=Griffster26;43932494]I'm stressed more often and I'm terrible with certain subjects.[/QUOTE] And you think that's all to blame on your asperger's?

[QUOTE=GamerChick;43931342]I always say "yep" to customers at work. WHYYYYYYY. GOD I HATE IT AND I CAN'T STOP.[/QUOTE] That's pretty charming, I wouldn't mind

I compulsively apologise, especially for shit that isn't my fault. I'm not even Canadian for fuck's sake.

I get pissed at how I can jump between hating myself and loving myself so quickly, my ego annoys me, my narcissistic personality and overall self-absorption anger me greatly. I get annoyed at myself for constantly thinking about things about myself that irritate me, I'm very self-aware about all my flaws to the point of obsession.

I have a few small chicken pox scars on my face and my nose is a heaven for blackheads, but everyone tells me they are not that noticeable, so thats good

My accent. Because I've grown up in an area where the word "the" doesn't exist.

[QUOTE=Anyx;43933242]Because I've grown up in an area where the word "the" doesn't exist.[/QUOTE] Russia?

I start nearly all of my sentences with "um" or "uh."

I get jealous really easily, sometimes I feel like im too protective towards my girlfriend :/

I'm deaf but I use equipment to hear. I can never actually understand what people say to me, so I always have to ask them to repeat what they said and in that time I guess what they said before replying. Leads to some awkward moments and makes me look like an idiot at times, but it's better than not talking at all.

My slothfulness.

My nationality.

When me and other conversational person are waiting for something etc. I repeat shit I've already said. When I'm walking in front of a crowd of people and I notice they're all looking at me, I can't walk correctly and have to do it consciously, which makes it hard as fuck(don't move legs too far! Shoulders up! goddamn no that was a weird way to touch the floor!)

I can't tell the time very well. I can't grasp analogue or digital clocks. I'm not good with money, I just spend it on shit regardless of the price or whether it's actually useful. Pisses me off to no end that I see the numbers simply as symbols and I can't figure out their value or importance. I always think people are looking at me because of my clothes, hair or just how to I walk.