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[QUOTE=Deri102;50416943]I'd like to wait until the end of humanity. I'd like to live at a point where Humanity has done everything it will ever do. I'd spend the rest of my life just studying the history of the human species from beginning to end. I could listen to all the music ever created, watch every film ever made, see every work of art, see the apotheosis of human technology, science, culture, medicine etc... I would know about the futures and endings of every single human civilization in existence. I would know everything there is to know about anything we have ever done.[/QUOTE] So, they just granted you this magical immortality and invincibility or something, while you were in kryostasis? Listening to all music ever created, every film and movie ever made, etc. would take you like an eternity. So, dude.
[QUOTE=Bat-shit;50420890]So, they just granted you this magical immortality and invincibility or something, while you were in kryostasis? Listening to all music ever created, every film and movie ever made, etc. would take you like an eternity. So, dude.[/QUOTE] let a guy dream :c [editline]30th May 2016[/editline] also if i go that far in the future the medicine would be so advanced I could probably live long enough to see most of the highlights :v:
My heart feels like it's fucking bleeding because one of my hiccups made my chest hurt so fucking much god damn
[QUOTE=Deri102;50421034]let a guy dream :c [editline]30th May 2016[/editline] also [I]if i go that far in the future[/I] the medicine would be so advanced I could probably live long enough to see most of the highlights :v:[/QUOTE] Or you might never wake up. [editline]30th May 2016[/editline] Actually nevermind, they should wake you up in case of emergencies. Or have some emergency-plan in place, throughout the years.. Hopefully.
[QUOTE=TraxInfo;50421070]My heart feels like it's fucking bleeding because one of my hiccups made my chest hurt so fucking much god damn[/QUOTE] Wrong thread mate [editline]30th May 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Bat-shit;50421122]Or you might never wake up. [editline]30th May 2016[/editline] Actually nevermind, they should wake you up in case of emergencies. Or have some emergency-plan in place, throughout the years.. Hopefully.[/QUOTE] realistically, I would never want to be cryogenically frozen for that exact reason.
i'll stay frozen until a way to extend human life is developed then i'll spend 200,000 years chainsmoking and telling people how their homes used to all be fields
500 years by the time ill be alive again ill undergo reconstructive surgery and become a good looking man
Wake me up when were done with these dank memes
[QUOTE=Deri102;50421245]realistically, I would never want to be cryogenically frozen for that exact reason.[/QUOTE] Then you probably would never want to step into a teleportation device either, if such technology ever gets invented.
Wake me up when the enterprise is built
84 years.
[QUOTE=Arbys Watcher;50439734]84 years.[/QUOTE] but what happened [i]we need to know[/i]
Ok this is my future simulation story. Go to basement. Build cryopod. Get inside. Set it to 10 years. 2026. Wake up. Get on computer check the internet. 2016 Donald Trump gets elected. Donald Trump accidentally nukes Mexico. Gets deselected. Fukin Mitt Romney get elected. 2023 NASA admits they faked first moon landing. Flat earth theory becomes flat earth fact. 2025 Putin puts his dong into my country after NATO pussy out. Vodka vaping is a trend now. 2026 NSA puts people with porn fetishes to FEMA camps. Fuck this. To back to cryopod. Get inside. Set it to 50 years. 2076. Wake up. Get on computer check the internet. doesn't work. Decide to go outside. Get out of the basement. Look around. House destroyed. Grass everywhere. See broken Putin statue lying in grass. Start walking in one direction. Walk for 3 hours. Get tired. Decide to rest. It gets dark. See moving two blue lights in the distance. Decide to get closer. See two squatting Slavs in what appears to be LED Adidas track suits. See car next to them. It has two wings attached to it. Decide to steel it. Sneak in. Sit down. Keys in ignition. Turn it on. Slavs notice it. Hear faint cyka blyat before taking off. Fly in one direction for a bit. See city covered in grass. Decide to investigate. Land my stolen Lada. See computer. check internet. See one last news entry. 2054 Waifu age has been initiated. Get back to the car. It doesn't work anymore. Fuck it. Try to find food. Find rotten cheese in some dead guys fridge. Eat it. Die.
20 years, I've got strong confidence in these upcoming years, just wish I was still fresh for fight when it's all available for the public.
I've already thought of this before, 300 years.
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