I have flour that is about to expire soon, what do?
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force feed it to someone
Use up all of the flour to make a gigantic cake.
I dunno BAKE A CAKE?
Drive around town and in a populated street, pour it out the window to unsuspecting pedestrians.
Just mix it with water and bake with butter/fat in a pan or skillet to make bannock.
If the flour is self-rising you get fluffy biscuits!
plant it in your garden
Sell it to drug dealers as cocaine
Find the nearest hairdryer, pour some flour into it, wait for someone to use it
[QUOTE=ZeFruitNazi;45453528]spread it all on the floor and roll in it, then try to convince your loved ones that you have died and are a ghost[/QUOTE]
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Disguise it like a baby and then throw it out the window of your car while speeding on the highway.
Film yourself eating all of the flour in the bag with a teaspoon. Bet that'd get some hits on youtube.
Maybe make a batter and fry something?
Or powder a wig with it. Become George Washington.
if you mix it with some melted butter, milk, cocoa powder, and sugar, then microwave it for 50 seconds you can make a delicious brownie.