• Random differences between the UK and the US
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In the UK rugby is played by massive men who love to kick the shit (and teeth) out of other men. In the US rugby is called "football" and is played by pussies who need to wear padding all over.
[QUOTE=PhillySaxon;22661151]Yeah, there's a Costco in Liverpool. Anyway, here's my one, probably the main thing that makes Britain so much better than America. We have the BBC. Suck it.[/QUOTE] We get that here too :v: [QUOTE=Janus Vesta;22667064]In the UK rugby is played by massive men who love to kick the shit (and teeth) out of other men. In the US rugby is called "football" and is played by pussies who need to wear padding all over.[/QUOTE] Rugby is pretty fuckin awesome, i always make fun of my friends that say football (american) is better.
[QUOTE=NotMeh;22663686]wat. UK has just about the longest tradition of Democracy in world history. UK was a constitutional monarchy long before the existence of the US.[/QUOTE] Hm, last time i checked you were a Monarchy for a couple years [editline]02:12PM[/editline] Wow I'm retarded, I didn't even read the last part of your post
[QUOTE=The mouse;22666857]UK has free dental care, motherfuckers[/QUOTE] You get what you pay for.
Chips
[QUOTE=Elgar;22659415] * 'Fag' is a common slang word for a cigarette in the UK, rather than a slang term for a gay man. [/QUOTE] Equally i know people who say bum instead of toke. Resulting in "lets get a bum on that fag" instead of "lets get a toke on that cig"
Why do people think that the British have shit teeth? Free dental care is good, same as free health care. Good times
[QUOTE=FFStudios;22669101]You get what you pay for.[/QUOTE] Yes, very good dentists. Its not like they are dentists set up specificity to provide free dental care, they (most anyway) offer private treatment as well which is done by the same dentists using the same equipment in the same rooms. I assume the only difference is that you can actually get an appointment. Also a difference while we are still on topic of medical stuff, people don't risk dying or being bankrupted from having life long conditions (Such as diabetes) in the UK.
[QUOTE=PhillySaxon;22661151]Yeah, there's a Costco in Liverpool. Anyway, here's my one, probably the main thing that makes Britain so much better than America. We have the BBC. Suck it.[/QUOTE] you have 5 BBCs :crying: I WANT MY DOCTOR WHO DAMNIT!
[QUOTE=NightmareXx;22669653]you have 5 BBCs :crying: I WANT MY DOCTOR WHO DAMNIT![/QUOTE] Actually there's more than that. If you just count the numbers at the end, there's also radio 6.
[QUOTE=Jsm;22669612]Yes, very good dentists. Its not like they are dentists set up specificity to provide free dental care, they (most anyway) offer private treatment as well which is done by the same dentists using the same equipment in the same rooms. I assume the only difference is that you can actually get an appointment. Also a difference while we are still on topic of medical stuff, people don't risk dying or being bankrupted from having life long conditions (Such as diabetes) in the UK.[/QUOTE] Nah, it was a joke. I very well respect the UK.
[QUOTE=Ragamuffin..;22662376]UK doesn't have democracy? What the fuck you been smoking boy?[/QUOTE] You have a half-monarcy The fuck [b][i]you[/i][/b] been smokin' boy
Our Goalies don't fuck up when under pressure.
We talk different. [/thread]
[QUOTE=Rasrap Smurf;22664037]By the way, ASDA is the UK's Walmart.[/QUOTE] I work there... :sigh:
the US has lower watts on the power outlets than the UK
[QUOTE=i-am-teh-sex;22669937]You have a half-monarcy The fuck [b][i]you[/i][/b] been smokin' boy[/QUOTE] The monarchy has little to no role in politics outside ritual shit like ending parliament. I think she can technically over rule things but she never does. Also the UK has earthing in power sockets as standard.
[QUOTE=The mouse;22666857]UK has free dental care, motherfuckers[/QUOTE] then why do they have such bad teeth hurr
or vs. our in words. Color vs. colour Favorite vs favourite Etc, etc.
[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;22671301]the US has lower watts on the power outlets than the UK[/QUOTE] We have more prongs on our plugs. This makes us better (and safer). [QUOTE=FFStudios;22669900]Nah, it was a joke. I very well respect the UK.[/QUOTE] Ah, hard to tell over the internet.
Uk has a longer and deeper history then the US US is [U]SLIGHTLY[/U] more patriotic
US is bigger, and has more people. UK is an island and the US isn't.
The US is better at revolting than the UK. oh and we have sent a man to the moon, the uk is still waiting on Richard Branson to do that for them.
UK can spell words like colour, favour, grey, flavour, honour . It's right on account of having invented them. [B]AL-U-MINIUM[/B] A[B]ero[/B]plane, special[B]i[/B]ty, cent[B]re[/B]
[QUOTE=K2cougar;22672702] oh and we have sent a man to the moon, the uk is still waiting on Richard Branson to do that for them.[/QUOTE] But we discovered gravity, surely without the understanding of gravity given to the world by Newton you would not have been able to get to the moon. You may put people on the moon, but the UK builds quite a few satellites, admittedly nice people in Spain have to actually put them into space.
Australia > UK > US. [editline]01:27PM[/editline] Also aluminium
So you are saying that a country made up of the descendants of convicts and people generally not welcome in the UK is better than the UK?
Yes.
[QUOTE=Janus Vesta;22667064]In the UK rugby is played by massive men who love to kick the shit (and teeth) out of other men. In the US rugby is called "football" and is played by pussies who need to wear padding all over.[/QUOTE] My school has a rugby team...
[QUOTE=Jsm;22673885]So you are saying that a country made up of the descendants of convicts and people generally not welcome in the UK is better than the UK?[/QUOTE] Few Australians are actually descended from convicts, for your information.
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