I'm going trolling in NC as a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. tomorrow... where should I go?
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I'm going to bed and no doubt the trolling will continue and I say nerts to you all.
Keep it coming, I shall never react asunder.
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[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;24913475]Yeah, they will. If I came to your house dressed up as a guy dressed in a dirty haz-mat suit, what would you think?[/QUOTE]
I'm not going in a dirty hazmat suit, that's just gross.
Hahahah, dude go for it! I've did the same thing with my friend a few months ago. I had 2 gas masks. One GP-5 the other one is GP-4. I and my friend were walking in the streets with gas masks on, wearing anoraks. We were saluting tourists, creeping them out. And we did this in the most crowded street of my town. It wasn't actually a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. thing though. Just some fucks with gas masks.
MCNAB YOU aRE STUPIDS FOR WANTEN TO GO AND ECKSPRESS URSELF IN DA PUBLICS. YOU GUN GET POLICED AND WILL BE TROUBLED.
DON'T BECAUSE IM GONNA MAKE COMPRISONS TO STUFF THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.
IF YOU DRESS AS STALKER PERSONS WILL THINK OF TERRORISTS
BEING STALKAN MEANS YOU ARE SAME AS FURRY
YOU WILL LOOK STUPID AND FREAK.
Thread in a nutshell.
[QUOTE=McNab;24913492]I'm not going in a dirty hazmat suit, that's just gross.[/QUOTE]
what are you even trying to accomplish
Ignore this post.
Fine, go ahead and do it. Don't go bitching to facepunch after you get arrested
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;24913645]Fine, go ahead and do it. Don't go bitching to facepunch after you get arrested[/QUOTE]
they'll probably cuff him first, but once he starts crying they'll probably just call his parents
And what makes you say he'll start crying?
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;24913705]And what makes you say he'll start crying?[/QUOTE]
it's a pasty nerd thing that i found out about in middle school when some enhanced kid started crying when the janitor found his weed stash and called the cops
[QUOTE=Archy;24913721]it's a pasty nerd thing that i found out about in middle school when some enhanced kid started crying when the janitor found his weed stash and called the cops[/QUOTE]
And, that means it applies to everyone.
I forgot about that.
People will just think you're a fucking weirdo. Nothing else.
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;24913732]And, that means it applies to everyone.
I forgot about that.[/QUOTE]
you'd be surprised how easy people fall into categories
[QUOTE=Archy;24913740]you'd be surprised how easy people fall into categories[/QUOTE]
And how easily people are stereotyped into them.
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;24913745]And how easily people are stereotyped into them.[/QUOTE]
the op worked his way into one
[QUOTE=Archy;24913750]the op worked his way into one[/QUOTE]
Making a STALKER costume and wanting to walk around = cry at first sign of trouble.
It all makes sense now.
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;24913771]Making a STALKER costume and wanting to walk around = cry at first sign of trouble.
It all makes sense now.[/QUOTE]
our minds are slowly merging
[QUOTE=Archy;24913781]our minds are slowly merging[/QUOTE]
Oh hell no
[QUOTE=McNab;24913492]I'm going to bed and no doubt the trolling will continue and I say nerts to you all.
Keep it coming, I shall never react asunder.
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I'm not going in a dirty hazmat suit, that's just gross.[/QUOTE]
As somebody mentioned, walk up to people who look like they won't freak out and tell them "Blowout soon, fellow stalker." If they ask "Really? When?" say to them in a disturbing fashion "NOW."
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[QUOTE=Archy;24913829][img]http://weirdestthings.info/images/twins.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Wonder what sex is like for them/it.
Oh my god you guys are lame. Why the fuck do you care if he gets arrested by the police? Not like he committed any crime they can charge him with.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81szj1vpEu8[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrlrMYbMMFg[/media]
As long as you have a friend record people's reactions to your costume, I'll be quite content.
[QUOTE=DragonSpawn777;24912972]Even if you don't really mean to buy it, put on your best Russian accent and ask for a ton of vodka. :buddy:
As others said this probably won't end well, but that will only make it more funny. Would be cool if someone actually got the reference.[/QUOTE]
Then when they ask for your id go out the store yelling "MAT VASHU!".
[QUOTE=McNab;24913492]I'm going to bed and no doubt the trolling will continue and I say nerts to you all.
Keep it coming,[b] I shall never react asunder.[/b]
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I'm not going in a dirty hazmat suit, that's just gross.[/QUOTE]
you PM'd me and asked me to ban everyone in this thread
Oh wow that is extremely sad if he actually PM'd you to do that.
But yeah, you go ahead and do that kiddo, you'll get in trouble.
When do you plan to do that? I'd like to see a video of your journey, whatever happens.
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Oh yeah it's in the thread title :hurr:
[QUOTE=Archy;24913176]okay, let me just rephrase that
jesus christ you're one nerdy ass freak[/QUOTE]
:frog:
ONTOPIC:
Go into a local park that has lots of people in it, and I duno, scare them? What do stalkers do edsactly? Other than collect hair and hide in bushes?
[QUOTE=Skyfire12;24914523]*remi gillard videos and something about people being lame*[/QUOTE]
I agree, and remi is awesome.
I'd seriously think twice about this and heed these people's advice. I live just one state over from you in east Tennessee and you'd be surprised how rednecks react to the smallest things. One time I had a bandanna on my head sitting in a car at the local gas station, and several people actually stopped to stare at me like I was going to rob the fucking place. Jesus, can you imagine how people like that would react to someone in a gas mask and combat fatigues?
[QUOTE=McNab;24913429]1.) No, I'm an American with rights.
2.) I'm not gonna wear the pants or the backpack. And I'm not gonna being the gun at all.[/QUOTE]
You're gonna troll people while in a stalker costume in your underwear?
This is a funny thread.
Something you should do at least once is scream 'EMISSION!!!!' and go hide somewhere.
[QUOTE=Dragon;24914809]you PM'd me and asked me to ban everyone in this thread[/QUOTE]
We request proof of this. A screenshot of said PM would be MOST appreciated.
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