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Once upon the game, bodenlan ate dicks on the fish penis end. Then Doctor Hezzy grabbed the plunger from the anus of The Dancing Rocket Man who cried and became demoman. Later my friend arrives fruitfully, delicious cake is what everyone put together in their asses because it came in shit. Nearby a North cow called Bill Gates and Saxbone told John to assist him in stealing spys from Russia. But Francis hates Mikfoz because he launches pies at Malek and Kilimanjar0 ate garry, and he destroyed the Sarafan. He decided to travel-rape towards India! Upon the arrival, he shat blood from his anus. As he bled, lplovercam grabbed Garry's multitool while raping several SuperMuffins and deathgods with
Once upon the game, bodenlan ate dicks on the fish penis end. Then Doctor Hezzy grabbed the plunger from the anus of The Dancing Rocket Man who cried and became demoman. Later my friend arrives fruitfully, delicious cake is what everyone put together in their asses because it came in shit. Nearby a North cow called Bill Gates and Saxbone told John to assist him in stealing spys from Russia. But Francis hates Mikfoz because he launches pies at Malek and Kilimanjar0 ate garry, and he destroyed the Sarafan. He decided to travel-rape towards India! Upon the arrival, he shat blood from his anus. As he bled, lplovercam grabbed Garry's multitool while raping several SuperMuffins and deathgods with his
Once upon the game, bodenlan ate dicks on the fish penis end. Then Doctor Hezzy grabbed the plunger from the anus of The Dancing Rocket Man who cried and became demoman. Later my friend arrives fruitfully, delicious cake is what everyone put together in their asses because it came in shit. Nearby a North cow called Bill Gates and Saxbone told John to assist him in stealing spys from Russia. But Francis hates Mikfoz because he launches pies at Malek and Kilimanjar0 ate garry, and he destroyed the Sarafan. He decided to travel-rape towards India! Upon the arrival, he shat blood from his anus. As he bled, lplovercam grabbed Garry's multitool while raping several SuperMuffins and deathgods with his almighty
Once upon the game, bodenlan ate dicks on the fish penis end. Then Doctor Hezzy grabbed the plunger from the anus of The Dancing Rocket Man who cried and became demoman. Later my friend arrives fruitfully, delicious cake is what everyone put together in their asses because it came in shit. Nearby a North cow called Bill Gates and Saxbone told John to assist him in stealing spys from Russia. But Francis hates Mikfoz because he launches pies at Malek and Kilimanjar0 ate garry, and he destroyed the Sarafan. He decided to travel-rape towards India! Upon the arrival, he shat blood from his anus. As he bled, lplovercam grabbed Garry's multitool while raping several SuperMuffins and deathgods with his almighty penis.
Once upon the game, bodenlan ate dicks on the fish penis end. Then Doctor Hezzy grabbed the plunger from the anus of The Dancing Rocket Man who cried and became demoman. Later my friend arrives fruitfully, delicious cake is what everyone put together in their asses because it came in shit. Nearby a North cow called Bill Gates and Saxbone told John to assist him in stealing spys from Russia. But Francis hates Mikfoz because he launches pies at Malek and Kilimanjar0 ate garry, and he destroyed the Sarafan. He decided to travel-rape towards India! Upon the arrival, he shat blood from his anus. As he bled, lplovercam grabbed Garry's multitool while raping several SuperMuffins and deathgods with his almighty penis. VaginaCity
Once upon the game, bodenlan ate dicks on the fish penis end. Then Doctor Hezzy grabbed the plunger from the anus of The Dancing Rocket Man who cried and became demoman. Later my friend arrives fruitfully, delicious cake is what everyone put together in their asses because it came in shit. Nearby a North cow called Bill Gates and Saxbone told John to assist him in stealing spys from Russia. But Francis hates Mikfoz because he launches pies at Malek and Kilimanjar0 ate garry, and he destroyed the Sarafan. He decided to travel-rape towards India! Upon the arrival, he shat blood from his anus. As he bled, lplovercam grabbed Garry's multitool while raping several SuperMuffins and deathgods with his almighty penis. VaginaCity filled
Once upon the game, bodenlan ate dicks on the fish penis end. Then Doctor Hezzy grabbed the plunger from the anus of The Dancing Rocket Man who cried and became demoman. Later my friend arrives fruitfully, delicious cake is what everyone put together in their asses because it came in shit. Nearby a North cow called Bill Gates and Saxbone told John to assist him in stealing spys from Russia. But Francis hates Mikfoz because he launches pies at Malek and Kilimanjar0 ate garry, and he destroyed the Sarafan. He decided to travel-rape towards India! Upon the arrival, he shat blood from his anus. As he bled, lplovercam grabbed Garry's multitool while raping several SuperMuffins and deathgods with his almighty penis. VaginaCity filled shotguns
Once upon the game, bodenlan ate dicks on the fish penis end. Then Doctor Hezzy grabbed the plunger from the anus of The Dancing Rocket Man who cried and became demoman. Later my friend arrives fruitfully, delicious cake is what everyone put together in their asses because it came in shit. Nearby a North cow called Bill Gates and Saxbone told John to assist him in stealing spys from Russia. But Francis hates Mikfoz because he launches pies at Malek and Kilimanjar0 ate garry, and he destroyed the Sarafan. He decided to travel-rape towards India! Upon the arrival, he shat blood from his anus. As he bled, lplovercam grabbed Garry's multitool while raping several SuperMuffins and deathgods with his almighty penis. VaginaCity filled shotgun. Ultimately,
Once upon the game, bodenlan ate dicks on the fish penis end. Then Doctor Hezzy grabbed the plunger from the anus of The Dancing Rocket Man who cried and became demoman. Later my friend arrives fruitfully, delicious cake is what everyone put together in their asses because it came in shit. Nearby a North cow called Bill Gates and Saxbone told John to assist him in stealing spys from Russia. But Francis hates Mikfoz because he launches pies at Malek and Kilimanjar0 ate garry, and he destroyed the Sarafan. He decided to travel-rape towards India! Upon the arrival, he shat blood from his anus. As he bled, lplovercam grabbed Garry's multitool while raping several SuperMuffins and deathgods with his almighty penis. VaginaCity filled shotgun. Ultimately, having
Once upon the game, bodenlan ate dicks on the fish penis end. Then Doctor Hezzy grabbed the plunger from the anus of The Dancing Rocket Man who cried and became demoman. Later my friend arrives fruitfully, delicious cake is what everyone put together in their asses because it came in shit. Nearby a North cow called Bill Gates and Saxbone told John to assist him in stealing spys from Russia. But Francis hates Mikfoz because he launches pies at Malek and Kilimanjar0 ate garry, and he destroyed the Sarafan. He decided to travel-rape towards India! Upon the arrival, he shat blood from his anus. As he bled, lplovercam grabbed Garry's multitool while raping several SuperMuffins and deathgods with his almighty penis. VaginaCity filled shotgun. Ultimately, having naught
Once upon the game, bodenlan ate dicks on the fish penis end. Then Doctor Hezzy grabbed the plunger from the anus of The Dancing Rocket Man who cried and became demoman. Later my friend arrives fruitfully, delicious cake is what everyone put together in their asses because it came in shit. Nearby a North cow called Bill Gates and Saxbone told John to assist him in stealing spys from Russia. But Francis hates Mikfoz because he launches pies at Malek and Kilimanjar0 ate garry, and he destroyed the Sarafan. He decided to travel-rape towards India! Upon the arrival, he shat blood from his anus. As he bled, lplovercam grabbed Garry's multitool while raping several SuperMuffins and deathgods with his almighty penis. VaginaCity filled shotgun. Ultimately, having naught the red box
Once upon the game, bodenlan ate dicks on the fish penis end. Then Doctor Hezzy grabbed the plunger from the anus of The Dancing Rocket Man who cried and became demoman. Later my friend arrives fruitfully, delicious cake is what everyone put together in their asses because it came in shit. Nearby a North cow called Bill Gates and Saxbone told John to assist him in stealing spys from Russia. But Francis hates Mikfoz because he launches pies at Malek and Kilimanjar0 ate garry, and he destroyed the Sarafan. He decided to travel-rape towards India! Upon the arrival, he shat blood from his anus. As he bled, lplovercam grabbed Garry's multitool while raping several SuperMuffins and deathgods with his almighty penis. VaginaCity filled shotgun. Ultimately, having naught the penny, (one word at a time, people!)
Once upon the game, bodenlan ate dicks on the fish penis end. Then Doctor Hezzy grabbed the plunger from the anus of The Dancing Rocket Man who cried and became demoman. Later my friend arrives fruitfully, delicious cake is what everyone put together in their asses because it came in shit. Nearby a North cow called Bill Gates and Saxbone told John to assist him in stealing spys from Russia. But Francis hates Mikfoz because he launches pies at Malek and Kilimanjar0 ate garry, and he destroyed the Sarafan. He decided to travel-rape towards India! Upon the arrival, he shat blood from his anus. As he bled, lplovercam grabbed Garry's multitool while raping several SuperMuffins and deathgods with his almighty penis. VaginaCity filled shotgun. Ultimately, having naught the penny, FratelliProductions
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Once upon the game, bodenlan ate dicks on the fish penis end. Then Doctor Hezzy grabbed the plunger from the anus of The Dancing Rocket Man who cried and became demoman. Later my friend arrives fruitfully, delicious cake is what everyone put together in their asses because it came in shit. Nearby a North cow called Bill Gates and Saxbone told John to assist him in stealing spys from Russia. But Francis hates Mikfoz because he launches pies at Malek and Kilimanjar0 ate garry, and he destroyed the Sarafan. He decided to travel-rape towards India! Upon the arrival, he shat blood from his anus. As he bled, lplovercam grabbed Garry's multitool while raping several SuperMuffins and deathgods with his almighty penis. VaginaCity filled shotgun. Ultimately, having naught the penny, FratelliProductions made
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Once upon the game, bodenlan ate dicks on the fish penis end. Then Doctor Hezzy grabbed the plunger from the anus of The Dancing Rocket Man who cried and became demoman. Later my friend arrives fruitfully, delicious cake is what everyone put together in their asses because it came in shit. Nearby a North cow called Bill Gates and Saxbone told John to assist him in stealing spys from Russia. But Francis hates Mikfoz because he launches pies at Malek and Kilimanjar0 ate garry, and he destroyed the Sarafan. He decided to travel-rape towards India! Upon the arrival, he shat blood from his anus. As he bled, lplovercam grabbed Garry's multitool while raping several SuperMuffins and deathgods with his almighty penis. VaginaCity filled shotgun. Ultimately, having naught the penny, FratelliProductions made. FINe wine
Once upon the game, bodenlan ate dicks on the fish penis end. Then Doctor Hezzy grabbed the plunger from the anus of The Dancing Rocket Man who cried and became demoman. Later my friend arrives fruitfully, delicious cake is what everyone put together in their asses because it came in shit. Nearby a North cow called Bill Gates and Saxbone told John to assist him in stealing spys from Russia. But Francis hates Mikfoz because he launches pies at Malek and Kilimanjar0 ate garry, and he destroyed the Sarafan. He decided to travel-rape towards India! Upon the arrival, he shat blood from his anus. As he bled, lplovercam grabbed Garry's multitool while raping several SuperMuffins and deathgods with his almighty penis. VaginaCity filled shotgun. Ultimately, having naught the penny, FratelliProductions made Fine wine and
Once upon the game, bodenlan ate dicks on the fish penis end. Then Doctor Hezzy grabbed the plunger from the anus of The Dancing Rocket Man who cried and became demoman. Later my friend arrives fruitfully, delicious cake is what everyone put together in their asses because it came in shit. Nearby a North cow called Bill Gates and Saxbone told John to assist him in stealing spys from Russia. But Francis hates Mikfoz because he launches pies at Malek and Kilimanjar0 ate garry, and he destroyed the Sarafan. He decided to travel-rape towards India! Upon the arrival, he shat blood from his anus. As he bled, lplovercam grabbed Garry's multitool while raping several SuperMuffins and deathgods with his almighty penis. VaginaCity filled shotgun. Ultimately, having naught the penny, FratelliProductions made Fine wine and Spah
Once upon the game, bodenlan ate dicks on the fish penis end. Then Doctor Hezzy grabbed the plunger from the anus of The Dancing Rocket Man who cried and became demoman. Later my friend arrives fruitfully, delicious cake is what everyone put together in their asses because it came in shit. Nearby a North cow called Bill Gates and Saxbone told John to assist him in stealing spys from Russia. But Francis hates Mikfoz because he launches pies at Malek and Kilimanjar0 ate garry, and he destroyed the Sarafan. He decided to travel-rape towards India! Upon the arrival, he shat blood from his anus. As he bled, lplovercam grabbed Garry's multitool while raping several SuperMuffins and deathgods with his almighty penis. VaginaCity filled shotgun. Ultimately, having naught the penny, FratelliProductions made Fine wine and Spah which
I have this fat fucking cat who died of a heart attack. Its so fat it looks something like this [img]http://barnsdale.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/white-fat-cat.jpg[/img] BUT OH NO! it was wayyy fatter then that This cat was always an asshole biting/scratching shit so i kicked him sometimes but then it started tpo come after me trying to bite me but i was lucky cuz it was fat and it wobbled when it walked and its fat was dragging it down so sometimes to get back at it i would pour glue on it and stick scissors in its fur and crayons and shit. i guess it got so fat cuz i was too fucking lazy to go dwn to the basement to feed it every time so i would just pour the whole fucking food bag onto the floor and that fat fuck would just start eating like crazy. when people came over they would step on the fucker thinking it was a doormat and it would hiss and b all pissy so i just come outside and kick the loud fuck in the nuts and it would really get pissed and chase after me trying to give me rabies or some shit so i would lock it outa da house for a week and open the basement window so it could get to its food stash. LOL its funny cuz i would stick cherry bombs to it when it was sleeping and set em off LOL! (for all you idiots this story was made up for the lulz)
[QUOTE=Lol wut?;15310685]I have this fat fucking cat who died of a heart attack. Its so fat it looks something like this [imgfat-g] BUT OH NO! it was wayyy fatter then that This cat was always an asshole biting/scratching shit so i kicked him sometimes but then it started tpo come after me trying to bite me but i was lucky cuz it was fat and it wobbled when it walked and its fat was dragging it down so sometimes to get back at it i would pour glue on it and stick scissors in its fur and crayons and shit. i guess it got so fat cuz i was too fucking lazy to go dwn to the basement to feed it every time so i would just pour the whole fucking food bag onto the floor and that fat fuck would just start eating like crazy. when people came over they would step on the fucker thinking it was a doormat and it would hiss and b all pissy so i just come outside and kick the loud fuck in the nuts and it would really get pissed and chase after me trying to give me rabies or some shit so i would lock it outa da house for a week and open the basement window so it could get to its food stash. LOL its funny cuz i would stick cherry bombs to it when it was sleeping and set em off LOL! (for all you idiots this story was made up for the lulz)[/QUOTE] Uh, what just happened?
[QUOTE=SeRo-;15310707]Uh, what just happened?[/QUOTE] oops i posted without reading the OP... but you can add to the story if you want
[QUOTE=Lol wut?;15310736]oops i posted without reading the OP... but you can add to the story if you want[/QUOTE] [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-ughh.gif[/img]
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MOVING ON. Once upon the game, bodenlan ate dicks on the fish penis end. Then Doctor Hezzy grabbed the plunger from the anus of The Dancing Rocket Man who cried and became demoman. Later my friend arrives fruitfully, delicious cake is what everyone put together in their asses because it came in shit. Nearby a North cow called Bill Gates and Saxbone told John to assist him in stealing spys from Russia. But Francis hates Mikfoz because he launches pies at Malek and Kilimanjar0 ate garry, and he destroyed the Sarafan. He decided to travel-rape towards India! Upon the arrival, he shat blood from his anus. As he bled, lplovercam grabbed Garry's multitool while raping several SuperMuffins and deathgods with his almighty penis. VaginaCity filled shotgun. Ultimately, having naught the penny, FratelliProductions made Fine wine and Spah which masticated
Once upon the game, bodenlan ate dicks on the fish penis end. Then Doctor Hezzy grabbed the plunger from the anus of The Dancing Rocket Man who cried and became demoman. Later my friend arrives fruitfully, delicious cake is what everyone put together in their asses because it came in shit. Nearby a North cow called Bill Gates and Saxbone told John to assist him in stealing spys from Russia. But Francis hates Mikfoz because he launches pies at Malek and Kilimanjar0 ate garry, and he destroyed the Sarafan. He decided to travel-rape towards India! Upon the arrival, he shat blood from his anus. As he bled, lplovercam grabbed Garry's multitool while raping several SuperMuffins and deathgods with his almighty penis. VaginaCity filled shotgun. Ultimately, having naught the penny, FratelliProductions made Fine wine and Spah which masticated anally
Once upon the game, bodenlan ate dicks on the fish penis end. Then Doctor Hezzy grabbed the plunger from the anus of The Dancing Rocket Man who cried and became demoman. Later my friend arrives fruitfully, delicious cake is what everyone put together in their asses because it came in shit. Nearby a North cow called Bill Gates and Saxbone told John to assist him in stealing spys from Russia. But Francis hates Mikfoz because he launches pies at Malek and Kilimanjar0 ate garry, and he destroyed the Sarafan. He decided to travel-rape towards India! Upon the arrival, he shat blood from his anus. As he bled, lplovercam grabbed Garry's multitool while raping several SuperMuffins and deathgods with his almighty penis. VaginaCity filled shotgun. Ultimately, having naught the penny, FratelliProductions made Fine wine and Spah which masticated analy substances
Once upon the game, bodenlan ate dicks on the fish penis end. Then Doctor Hezzy grabbed the plunger from the anus of The Dancing Rocket Man who cried and became demoman. Later my friend arrives fruitfully, delicious cake is what everyone put together in their asses because it came in shit. Nearby a North cow called Bill Gates and Saxbone told John to assist him in stealing spys from Russia. But Francis hates Mikfoz because he launches pies at Malek and Kilimanjar0 ate garry, and he destroyed the Sarafan. He decided to travel-rape towards India! Upon the arrival, he shat blood from his anus. As he bled, lplovercam grabbed Garry's multitool while raping several SuperMuffins and deathgods with his almighty penis. VaginaCity filled shotgun. Ultimately, having naught the penny, FratelliProductions made Fine wine and Spah which masticated analy substances.That
Once upon the game, bodenlan ate dicks on the fish penis end. Then Doctor Hezzy grabbed the plunger from the anus of The Dancing Rocket Man who cried and became demoman. Later my friend arrives fruitfully, delicious cake is what everyone put together in their asses because it came in shit. Nearby a North cow called Bill Gates and Saxbone told John to assist him in stealing spys from Russia. But Francis hates Mikfoz because he launches pies at Malek and Kilimanjar0 ate garry, and he destroyed the Sarafan. He decided to travel-rape towards India! Upon the arrival, he shat blood from his anus. As he bled, lplovercam grabbed Garry's multitool while raping several SuperMuffins and deathgods with his almighty penis. VaginaCity filled shotgun. Ultimately, having naught the penny, FratelliProductions made Fine wine and Spah which masticated analy substances. That resulted
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