• Have you had an erection and a girl saw it?
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[QUOTE=geogzm;27649003]yeah she looked at me and i jizzed so much the wall broke down and then a schism burst out in the ground and it was like fuck and it was basically bacons[/QUOTE] and dan was boobies?
[QUOTE=Jockedevian;27648110][b] But have you ever had an erection and a girl saw it!? [/b] ________________________________________________________________________________ I have, and this is my story! -> Everything started when we just had maths lesson and I, as an adolescent, randomly got an erection, among the crowd. I draw and I allways carry a drawing pad with me. I had a shirt on me so it could not hide the erection. Then a girl who saw it (assuming that she check on my thing) randomely came to me. She laughed and said: "Haha, what have happened? Haha!". And I just - :v: - Then she went away and I was so relieved. [b] But then she went to her friends to tell [/b] :saddowns: :eek::eek::eek::eek: The next day when I walked into the classroom to be me completely nervous ------------> If you have please tell us your story:sax: <-------------[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i56.tinypic.com/9jdijo.gif[/IMG]
I've been pointed out that I was flying low before, I was just like "Yeah." and zipped up.
So I went into the room and what was my surprise when I saw a girl there! I was just going to fap and this strange thing happened. I tried to hide my errection, but it was impossible, because I was naked. Then the dog entered. After that I dunt remember shit.
Nevar. Incognito. [editline]25th January 2011[/editline] Also, inb4 "you have a tiny penis"
I saw a girl with an erection once. :ohdear:
[QUOTE=Lick;27654404]I saw a girl with an erection once. :ohdear:[/QUOTE] Did she have a cock?
Once a girl saw that I had an erection because I had no clothes on. Then I shoved it up her cunt.
I bet a girl or someone has. But I wouldn't know because I think going up to a girl and saying, "DID YOU SEE MY ERECTION?" would be an awkward and stupid thing to say.
Not as far as I know, but a few days ago, the teacher told us all to stand up because we were acting tired, and this one weird kid stood up for 5 seconds then sat down again yelling "I'm fine, don't worry!" so that makes me suspicious
No,But a guy saw it. I miss my virginity :smith:
A girl was once sitting on my lap and she has the best ass in school, and then i got a boner. she noticed and she's like"WTF!?!" and i'm like "chill it's only my beltlock" and she was like" oh, ok" and then i was like [img]http://s3prod.weheartit.netdna-cdn.com/images/4265213/FUCK-YEAH_thumb.jpg?1286529708[/img]
[QUOTE=lolerot95;27654867]A girl was once sitting on my lap and she has the best ass in school, and then i got a boner. she noticed and she's like"WTF!?!" and i'm like "chill it's only my beltlock" and she was like" oh, ok" and then i was like [img_thumb]http://s3prod.weheartit.netdna-cdn.com/images/4265213/FUCK-YEAH_thumb.jpg?1286529708[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Because your erection is small enough to be confused for a belt buckle.
I can't remember the last time the africans didn't notice my erection..
[QUOTE=Sniping Robot;27649763]Yes. It was weirder because she hugged me when i had an erection[/QUOTE] [b]HOW TO HUG SOMEONE WITH AN ERECTION[/b] [img]http://image.backsapper.com/Erection.png[/img] I did this to a chick once with a boner, lucky I was at a party piss drunk. I'd look like a fucking retard elsewhere.
Everybody sees it when I get an erection :smug:
[QUOTE=GoDong-DK;27655159]I can't remember the last time the africans didn't notice my erection..[/QUOTE] what I'm going to try to interpret this "The black people at my school are constantly staring at my crotch and they make a big deal when I have a boner because I do such a piss-poor job at hiding it." Is that right?
I showed my erection to my fiancee and she sucked. I also showed my erection to this crazy bisexual girl when I was fifteen; she also sucked it. [editline]25th January 2011[/editline] Damn, now I want a blowjob.
[QUOTE=iwirthless;27655302][b]HOW TO HUG SOMEONE WITH AN ERECTION[/b] [img_thumb]http://image.backsapper.com/Erection.png[/img_thumb] I did this to a chick once with a boner, lucky I was at a party piss drunk. I'd look like a fucking retard elsewhere.[/QUOTE] I'd be worried if I knew a chick who had a boner.
[QUOTE=lead_farmer;27655125]Because your erection is small enough to be confused for a belt buckle.[/QUOTE] thats not what your mom said! ok i gotta admit that one sucked
ITT: No one wears underwear.
Yeah then she sucked it.
Yeah, but how in the hell would a girl see it on accident? I showed her.
[QUOTE=God of Metal;27659072]Yeah, but how in the hell would a girl see it on accident? I showed her.[/QUOTE] What happened then...
Yeah, and it was by my mom... :smith:
Once in history, and then she asked me what turns me on.
Actually, yeah. I would hope she did, seeing as she caused it with her hands.
So today, i was hanging out at metalhead hill like i usually do, And there's this one slutty girl who hangs out there, I got an erection out of nowhere, not from her i might add because she's the most annoying person to have graced my existance, and it was going down my leg, to the left, So she starts talking about shit and looks at me, looks at my leg, then goes, to everyone i might add, At least we know ryan is bigger than most guys i've been with! everyone looks, i was like WTF and the dudes at the hill were laughing their asses off as well as myself. When we hang out, nobody really gives a fuck about what other people say. That's the way it is in Cali.
my friend was sitting on my lap and i got a boner and she was like "WHAT THE FUCK" and kicked me in the crotch with heels. not fun bro
I was sitting on the couch watching a movie with these three girls. One of the girls legs were resting ontop of a girl and on my lap. Then she accidently "flicked it" with her foot, she laughed. Now I have an unresistable foot fetish. :[
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