[QUOTE=arfbarf;47923504]Yesterday, I was taking the train home. I was in the aisle, about to take a seat, when suddenly, some middle-aged lady shoved me down and started shouting about how I apparently sat right on top of her bag and crushed everything in it. "DESTRUCTIVE LITTLE BOY, AIN'T YA, EH?"
At that point, I hadn't even sat down yet. A guy sleeping on the next row of seats shot up, and moved towards the other end of the train.
Everyone was staring, so I just decided to stand for the entire ride.
I wish I was joking, but I swear she was mumbling something about "the patriarchy," since it seemed like other people could hear her too. Some Indian guy in a suit patted me on the back, probably to cheer me up.
I'm still kind of confused as to what actually happened.[/QUOTE]
Rated funny because of the woman and would still rate friendly for the Indian fella patting you. People tend to be weird, though.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/dJIRdTn.jpg[/img]
I JUST OPENED THIS
I JUST
HOLY FUCK
are you rich
I got a glass bottle of Coca~Cola today. I will be forever or until I drink it.
[QUOTE=Limed00d;47923990]are you rich[/QUOTE]
If I sell it I can get like $150+
But I probably won't sell it, it's really nice and selling high priced items on steam is kinda shitty because they take such a huge cut of it.
[editline]10th June 2015[/editline]
This is like the first good thing to happen to me in a long time. I'm shaking and my blood pressure is through the roof :v:
[editline]10th June 2015[/editline]
I'm way over reacting about this because it's fucking pixels in a video game but honestly anything that can make me happy these days is welcome.
You know you became an adult when you have to pay for malpractice insurance and your health insurance notes you for loss of dependent status.
After extensive research, my studies have shown that these differing factor of males I have dated in such situations are consistent:
[b]Oldest male child[/b]
Achieve loving relationship with them; they are mature and tolerable to be with. Fun, caring, romantic and loving. Very playful.
[b]Middle male Child[/b]
A bit quiet, pathetic. Tries to whine about everything and shows a bit of characteristics of an only child. Seem lost..
[b]Only male child[/b]
Selfish. Wont let go of mothers tit. Cocky and incorrigible. Wont listen to anyone else in an argument.
But these are just my statistics of relationships based on the standing in a counterpart Ive dated. (Men wise.)
I remember once when I was 14/15, I somehow ended up dating a girl I met on AOL and we had phone sex a lot and said we loved each other.. I don't even understand how that even happened. I don't think I ever saw a picture of her? I think she tried sending one and it was just blonde hair and the side of her face. (emo myspace days)
The hype from uncasing that item has already died down and now I'm just really fucking depressed. I'm such an idiot for spending money I didn't need to spend on a fucking video game.
Don't gamble. It's stupid and pointless and you almost never win. I'm an idiot.
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;47923948]
I JUST OPENED THIS
I JUST
HOLY FUCK[/QUOTE]
You're gonna be swimmin in them stembuxs with this
... I actually don't know if thats super rare or what
really want pizza right now.
i went to work today
[QUOTE=Haskell;47924134]really want pizza right now.[/QUOTE]
[url]www.intensivepizza.me/whatareyouthinking.html[/url]
Here u go
how come this gets like 5 replies when im online but when i go offline for an hour it gets 400 new replies
So,
I'm currently homeless as I described a little bit over at the glod forums, I got into a very bad position with a room mate which forced me to go stay at my girlfriends.
I can't return to my parents because they are in the UK, and I'm stuck in the Netherlands. I have no idea what to do because I can't work with no computer, as well as I don't have my passport with me either.
So basically I'm stuck in the Netherlands and have no idea what to do.
[QUOTE=Haskell;47924235]So,
I'm currently homeless as I described a little bit over at the glod forums, I got into a very bad position with a room mate which forced me to go stay at my girlfriends.
I can't return to my parents because they are in the UK, and I'm stuck in the Netherlands. I have no idea what to do because I can't work with no computer, as well as I don't have my passport with me either.
So basically I'm stuck in the Netherlands and have no idea what to do.[/QUOTE]
I'm sure you can contact your parents though, right? Hopefully if you're on good terms with them they'll be willing to help you out. You're their child, and unless they're complete asshole parents I'm sure they'd understand.
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;47924245]I'm sure you can contact your parents though, right? Hopefully if you're on good terms with them they'll be willing to help you out. You're their child, and unless they're complete asshole parents I'm sure they'd understand.[/QUOTE]
my parents are indeed assholes, my dad is not around and my mom has not supported me for years. I've never been in this position before, I literally have to choose to live with somebody who tries to flirt with me even though I have a girlfriend, or be a burden to my girlfriend and break our relationship.
So I had to go in for a manager meeting, originally 2-3. Lasted 2-4 and I have to close at 6, so ultimately it isn't worth it for the hour drive back. So just sitting at work and goin to eat, then clock in two hours early.
I'm so tired.
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;47924036]After extensive research, my studies have shown that these differing factor of males I have dated in such situations are consistent:
[b]Oldest male child[/b]
Achieve loving relationship with them; they are mature and tolerable to be with. Fun, caring, romantic and loving. Very playful.
[b]Middle male Child[/b]
A bit quiet, pathetic. Tries to whine about everything and shows a bit of characteristics of an only child. Seem lost..
[b]Only male child[/b]
Selfish. Wont let go of mothers tit. Cocky and incorrigible. Wont listen to anyone else in an argument.
But these are just my statistics of relationships based on the standing in a counterpart Ive dated. (Men wise.)
I remember once when I was 14/15, I somehow ended up dating a girl I met on AOL and we had phone sex a lot and said we loved each other.. I don't even understand how that even happened. I don't think I ever saw a picture of her? I think she tried sending one and it was just blonde hair and the side of her face. (emo myspace days)[/QUOTE]
Huh?
[QUOTE=Haskell;47924251]my parents are indeed assholes, my dad is not around and my mom has not supported me for years. I've never been in this position before, I literally have to choose to live with somebody who tries to flirt with me even though I have a girlfriend, or be a burden to my girlfriend and break our relationship.[/QUOTE]
Where is your passport? Is it with your parents, or did you lose it or something?
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;47924306]Where is your passport? Is it with your parents, or did you lose it or something?[/QUOTE]
my room mate is keeping it from me.
[QUOTE=Haskell;47924320]my room mate is keeping it from me.[/QUOTE]
Okay that's fucking bullshit. Fight or not, you should either go over there and take it from him, or call some kind of law enforcement because that's YOUR legal documents.
You guys have fun with your pizza and video games, I'll just be here studying.
Its not all bad, I can tell you exactly how a star dies.
That's it I only got two finals to go and one of them is to just show up to class and eat pizza.
Other one is an english final but who cares about that ITS FUCKIN PIZZA DAY TOMORROW
Is gta5 online a thing that can only be enjoyed with friends?
it is best with friends
[QUOTE=PotatoArmada;47924446]Is gta5 online a thing that can only be enjoyed with friends?[/QUOTE]
yes
Well shit, guess I'll skip it during the sale then.
Getting that expensive item in cs go made me even more depressed than I was before. I didn't think that was possible. Awesome.
[editline]10th June 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=PotatoArmada;47924479]Well shit, guess I'll skip it during the sale then.[/QUOTE]
Modding makes the singleplayer really fun. Online isn't TERRIBLE, it's just not that great with the glitches, crashing, and hackers. If you're in the FP crew we do a bunch of fun shit together all the time.
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