[QUOTE=Starlight 456;47926774]My girlfriend sent me 80, [I]EIGHTY[/I] Paul Blart meme pictures. I was gone for 10 minutes. :v:[/QUOTE]
One time when I was asleep my girlfriend was up all night and she sent me a shit ton of texts.
Near 1500 to be exact.
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;47926830]One time when I was asleep my girlfriend was up all night and she sent me a shit ton of texts.
Near [B]1500[/B] to be exact.[/QUOTE]
I hope she was dying or getting kidnapped, or that's an exaggerated number, because holy [I]shit[/I]
[QUOTE=Starlight 456;47926774]My girlfriend sent me 80, [I]EIGHTY[/I] Paul Blart meme pictures. I was gone for 10 minutes. :v:[/QUOTE]
Did she give you this one?
[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/yHcXZd.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;47926835]I hope she was dying or getting kidnapped, or that's an exaggerated number, because holy [I]shit[/I][/QUOTE]
She spammed me with random letters, memes, stupid shit basically.
And yes its exaggerated but it was still a stupid big number
[QUOTE=GreenIguana;47926714]Fuck I hate people so much. I hate human beings as a whole. They're assholes, they always let you down, and they always go out of your way to make you miserable.[/QUOTE]
We won't. I promise.
[QUOTE=GreenIguana;47926714]Fuck I hate people so much. I hate human beings as a whole. They're assholes, they always let you down, and they always go out of your way to make you miserable.[/QUOTE]
So how's that Hatred playthrough going.
[QUOTE=azure 505;47926843]Did she give you this one?
[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/yHcXZd.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
No, but I just sent it to her. :v:
There's a fucking squirrel outside my window right now and it's screaming SO FUCKING LOUD AND IT WON'T SHUT UP HOLY SHIT I'M GOING TO CLIMB THAT TREE AND STRANGLE YOU, YOU OBNOXIOUS MOTHER FUCKER
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;47926879]There's a fucking squirrel outside my window right now and it's screaming SO FUCKING LOUD AND IT WON'T SHUT UP HOLY SHIT I'M GOING TO CLIMB THAT TREE AND STRANGLE YOU, YOU OBNOXIOUS MOTHER FUCKER[/QUOTE]
Just throw nuts at it. Squirrels loves nuts. :v:
Screw nuts, Throw BBs at it instead. And by throw, I mean shoot at it with a pellet gun. :v:
Grab it with your hands, squeeze until the head pops off, scream to the heavens, sacrfice the remains to the pagan farm gods
[QUOTE=Kurahk;47926923]Grab it with your hands, squeeze until the head pops off, scream to the heavens, sacrfice the remains to the pagan farn gods[/QUOTE]
You just described my Sunday nights.
[editline]10th June 2015[/editline]
Speaking of praising the dark lord in tongues I'm going to go curl up in a ball and cry in a dead language because it feels like Lucifer himself is squeezing my insides with his devil hands of pain.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/6UuFAIp.png[/img]
Vanquish 2 confirmed [sp2]as Wii U exclusive[/sp2]
[QUOTE=Skyward;47927000][img]http://i.imgur.com/6UuFAIp.png[/img]
Vanquish 2 confirmed [sp2]as Wii U exclusive[/sp2][/QUOTE]
i see no problem with this????
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;47926697]I feel like I'm dying
RIP me
[editline]10th June 2015[/editline]
I'm going to change my steam password to something totally random before I die so NOBODY CAN HAVE MY ITEMS AHAHAHAHAHAHA[/QUOTE]
Pa$$word
[t]http://i.imgur.com/x0p3C3E.jpg[/t]
I COME, WITH ALL HELLS,
TREMBLE
Think I finally found a solution to my alphabet dilemma.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/z8CaVp0.png[/IMG]
[SP]Think this might be what I was looking for. My new favorite alphabet. Sincerely, Stonecycle.[/SP]
[editline]e[/editline]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/g1Cv95l.png[/IMG]
Ten ImaginaryBuxx to some bozo if they can read through my notes and know what the eff I said. It's foolproof. People shouldn't be so nosy to begin with.
[SP]Nosy hosers should'nt be reading notes anyway. This is too fun. Screw the Latin alphabet. Wheeeeee![/SP]
Reddit is going crazy with all this censorship. One more reason to leave that shithole and start posting here more.
Oh wait, postal is a Nazi here. Nowhere's safe :v:
[QUOTE=GreenIguana;47927112]Reddit is going crazy with all this censorship. One more reason to leave that shithole and start posting here more.
Oh wait, postal is a Nazi here. Nowhere's safe :v:[/QUOTE]
postal is only a nazi if you're a dumbass
i found more electronics submerged in a bath
[img]https://41.media.tumblr.com/003d893407ad50afffcac5d1403b1b27/tumblr_inline_nn84qo8x6g1rm88zi_540.png[/img]
I called 404 a manbaby, you know what he did?
A group that focuses on Dark Souls, I don't even play that.
Wasn't that the old image?
I drank way too much.
Lemonade, not alcohol!! But still I'm uncomfortably full aaaaaaaaa.
Oh my fucking god
my little, 7 year old sister, apparently got on my dad's phone and signed him up for hot or not :v:
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;47927320]Oh my fucking god
my little, 7 year old sister, apparently got on my dad's phone and signed him up for hot or not :v:[/QUOTE]
Someone's getting a new mommy :quagmire:
[QUOTE=bobxrawks;47927324]Someone's getting a new mommy :quagmire:[/QUOTE]
nO
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;47927227]i found more electronics submerged in a bath
[img]https://41.media.tumblr.com/003d893407ad50afffcac5d1403b1b27/tumblr_inline_nn84qo8x6g1rm88zi_540.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Wasn't this from that Japanese girl who dumped all of her boyfriend's apple shit into a bath because he cheated on her?
Fucking hell. I think my Origin and PSN accounts have been hijacked. This happened not long ago, either, so I'm worried I have a keylogger or some shit. Or maybe my email account was compromised.
[QUOTE=The Stills;47927425]Wasn't this from that Japanese girl who dumped all of her boyfriend's apple shit into a bath because he cheated on her?[/QUOTE]
I don't see how she didn't see this coming he's obviously a homosexual.
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