I'd do it if one of those 1000 people were someone that was close to me. Otherwise fuck no.
If I was a old man and a meteor was about to hit the earth and they needed a volunteer to crash a spaceship into the meteor i would volunteer for it.
Just collect the millions of emo kids that wish to commit suicide.
Get them all to commit suicide.
???
Billions saved.
Profit.
No. It's not that I'm conceited, it's just that I don't care much for the human race
If I was hostage with 1000 other people in a mall or something I would, but If someone just waltzed into my home and asked me I wouldn't.
Probably not, I'm no hero
The needs of the many outweigh the few.
[QUOTE=Spherexd;27533063]No. It's not that I'm conceited, it's just that I don't care much for the human race[/QUOTE]
If you don't value human life, that's kind of bad bro
Absolutely.
Hell no, sorry to be selfish, but I like being alive.
Unless friends/family/loved ones were included, than I probably would, but if its strangers then fuck them.
Don't get me wrong, I value human life........I just value mine more. And to be fair, if I was one of the 1000, I wouldn't blame the guy for picking his life either.
I don't carry guilt in my life, but I just don't care if I die anymore.. so yeah.
only if they were all from facepunch.
No :haw:
I would kill myself to [b]kill[/b] 1,000 lives.
Nope. I only hope those 1,000 are 1,000 of the dumbest people on Earth.
Who are the lives? If it's 1000 people like RWJ then no. If it's 1000 people like Julian Assange then yes
Probably
No; I don't feel sympathy for dead people..If their consciousness is gone, they're not gonna be regretting their cut-short lives for all eternity or anything. Chances are they'd be religious anyway, and I'd trade a thousand sheep for one atheist who values his life properly anytime.
What if you saved 1,000 Hitlers?
They'd go try to kill 6,000,000 more Jews each. That would be 6,000,000,000 less Jews on the earth. But that's what they figure out there's not even that many Jews on this planet, then they all start to riot and trim eachother's mustaches to make a gigantic nuclear bomb that's in the shape of a swastika that's created from the mustaches of hate, and when they drop the bomb everyone gets Hitler hair on them so everyone on the Earth decides to kill themselves. Then the thousand Hitlers will go crazy from having to be around so many other Hitlers and not being able to take their own full credit. Then each Hitler is trying to kill the other Hitlers until there's only one Hitler left. That last Hitler figures out that there was one last lady left on the planet though who liked the feeling of the Hitler mustache hair. So Hitler reproduces with her and has a ton of Hitler babies and they just keep multiplying and multiplying until one of them no longer wants to be a Hitler, so he protests and some of the other Hitlers join him. They form a group, and then when they have enough people, they tie down Hitler and shave his mustache. Then Hitler gets a sunburn on his upper lip because it's never seen daylight before, so he starts to get mad and he kills of everyone again. Then Hitler figures out he really did kill everyone, so he killed himself because he was lonely, especially since he didn't have his mustache to keep him company anymore.
The lesson learned from this is that mustaches are good company, and you should always have one.
Oh, and that if you kill yourself to save a thousand people and they turn out to be a thousand Hitlers, there will be a mustache apocalypse.
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Nope.avi
I would if the 1000 people were genuinely good, kind people who is willing to change the world in its crappy state.
Nope. But I wouldn't kill 1000 people to save myself either.
I wouldn't do it not because of my selfishness or my hatred of the world or its people.
It's just a small as shit number compared to deaths in natural disasters, diseases, etc.
Depends on the situation. If the people got themselves into whatever is about to kill them then no fuck them.
But if it was something that wasn't their fault then maybe.
I would, partially to save the 1,000 lives, partially because of my Dysthymia.
Yes.
[del]Unless it's a bunch of criminals.[/del] Regardless.
Fuck that
I love living way too much
probably not. like some people said on the first page - depends on the circumstances.
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