I remember my trousers ripping last year in year 11, luckily I only had to wear them for another week and then I was finished.
Only problem was, it was in the middle of the day and my only options were
1) Go to the lost property and pick out some sweaty ass PE clothes
2) Stich them up myself
So I chose to just stitch them up, even though I have no clue how to tie knots or even stitch. So a friend of mine (who also happens to be very homosexual) comes into the room privatly and askes if I wanted him to do stitch it up for me, I said yeah sure go ahead and then he proceeds to ask me to pull my trousers off, I told him im not doing that just stitch them together while I have them on still. So theres me standing up with this guys head inches away from my crotch sowing my trousers together
It was a pretty interesting day, I never want to rip my trousers agian...
Scream at the top of your lungs and never stop screaming.
People wont focus on the ripped pants at that point.
[QUOTE=LondierX;46141766]I'm only asking because I have to do a presentation and go to homecoming after school. Thank you for advice, comments and stories, I'll try to walk this off.[/QUOTE]
do it in your underwear
[editline]6th October 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=JohnnyOnFlame;46142149]Act confident and joke about it if someone asks, the more awkward you're about it, the worse it gets.[/QUOTE]
you can get away with anything sorta if you're cool about it
even wearing a fairy dress as a hairy man
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