You find out that the above user's avatar is your long lost child. What's your reaction?

[Koifish]

Goodness.

[Sableye]

ah yes, i always suspected i had the furry gene...

and that one night at summer camp i was raped by a racoon...

[Moustacheman]

Did I get drunk and fuck a cat?

[Native Hunter]

so flexible, just like your mother

[hugarh]

I'm sorry for abandoning you please don't hurt me

[Common_Crab]

I smell a strong career with this one.

[Froducish]

Tanks can't be living things...

[ERI0N]

My Son! <3

[Deleted1912]

Thats weird, I've never seen you in my game library.
Anyways, welcome back son.

[C.Barkington]

[QUOTE=Davidn64;44297164]Thats weird, I've never seen you in my game library.
Anyways, welcome back son.[/QUOTE]

Soo.. Am I a SNES or Nintendo?

[OffTheRoad]

A long lost child who is probably as old or even older than me? Seems like I will be doing some time travelling in the future...

[mikester112]

Seems fairly normal.

[Dawcio510]

How come my child get older than me? I hope that I'm just on drugs or some shit.

[HornetPilot]

Damn my child was ugly.

[DasMaddi]

Father of a planet has a nice ring to it.

[KillerSlash]

Yeah, bitch!

[rctplayer8]

Oh my god!

[Dawcio510]

What the hell did I fuck that [B]this[/B] is my kid, huh?

[Lyokanthrope]

...Neat.

[007JamesBond007]

Jesus christ that camping trip was a big mistake

[Deathwing]

Could be worse

[GoldenDragon]

:suicide:

[Froducish]

You don't belong to us.
But you could be adopted.

[lapsus_]

I'm glad my child turned up to be so positive and upbeat

[Oskutin]

Uh.
Do you have engineering degree or something?

[gk99]

Yes, I was the accidental founder of industry.

[WishesForFishes]

Go my son, stand in Freeman's way.
Also remind him to reload.

[ThePhantom456]

When the fuck did I have sex with an alien?!?

Correction:

When the fuck did I have sex with a raccoon?!?

[Griff]

Better get me my breakfast in bed

[Chris_the_qt]

Maybe if i raised him, he probably wouldn't have tried to destroy the universe.