You find out that the above user's avatar is your long lost child. What's your reaction?

[ERI0N]

So how's your mother? :v:

[mezzokoko]

God dammit son, it's the 24th century, stop wearing that silly armour.

[seano12]

The long lost child that I never had when I took that trip to germany! SON!!!

[Oskutin]

Son i am disappoint.
You should do something productive.

[Deathwing]

How did my son turn into a factory?

[Nerokhan]

Thank god I'm still alive when I banged a kaiju.

[Oskutin]

[QUOTE=MechaKat;44343980]How did my son turn into a factory?[/QUOTE]
Like you turned into oil.

[editline]25th March 2014[/editline]

Lego is obviously one my children.

[lostboy111]

Ehrm... MAKE ME MONEY!

[Oskutin]

[QUOTE=lostboy111;44345340]Ehrm... MAKE ME MONEY![/QUOTE]

To buy stuff i make?
Doesn't make sense.

Dad, obviously you don't know what economics are for.

[ERI0N]

Great you've became a logo.

[LondierX]

Ah, Sir Medieval Zero, my legendary, long lost child, I trust that you know what you are fighting for?

[Froducish]

Who are you? I don't remember having you.

[TheNickle]

I produced THAT from my semen???

[Slowbro]

Wh-

[Oskutin]

Stop strenghtening your ego with my wealth and finish your schools and get engineer's degree.

[Nerokhan]

Just stop with the pollution already boy.

[ChickenLegGuy]

You're too cute to not be my son.

[LordzBacon]

Punk ass kid. Oh well I still pay child support.

[mezzokoko]

snip

[Nerokhan]

-snip due to ninja-

Can't you at least stop raiding other spaceships for just one second kiddo?

[mezzokoko]

Kitchen is on deck 4, daddy has to do some work now. Oh wait we dont have a kitchen aboard. Nevermind dont bother me anyway.

[Froducish]

You should be ashamed for supporting being a pirate.

[LondierX]

Oh goodie! A near mentally retarded cat in link garb is my son! I think I'll just sell you on the internet!

[Oskutin]

Give her proper clothing.

[creepy]

use it for money.

[Deathwing]

My child is paper. Oh my

[Dukov Traboski]

We are going to have a very long talk about that little spat you had in Tokyo.

[Nerokhan]

A huge war near the neighborhood? All of you are grounded.

[Oskutin]

[QUOTE=Nerokhan;44413646]A huge war near the neighborhood? All of you are grounded.[/QUOTE]

If you truly are my child, you obviously mean this:
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[Sableye]

i always knew i did something important