• Shit You Think Only You Do
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When I start coding a program, for some wild reason I always have the urge to shit, so I almost always shit first before starting...
I cannot enter the same shop twice in one day. I just can't.
[QUOTE=kimchimafia;40723358]When I cook by myself, I imagine that I'm running my own cooking show and start talking to myself. Mostly with an English accent.[/QUOTE] I feel better for doing it now knowing there are other people that do it. [editline]Fneh[/editline] When I wear my running shoes I like to stand on the sides. I eat periodically. If I have multiple types of things on my plate, I finish one type before I start another one.
When I'm alone I touch myself.
When I lock a car I have to press the keys at least 5 times, once doesn't do it.
[QUOTE=kimchimafia;40723358]When I cook by myself, I imagine that I'm running my own cooking show and start talking to myself. Mostly with an English accent.[/QUOTE] I just plain talk to myself when I'm doing anything alone.
I have lengthy conversations with myself every other night after I've gone to bed. 'Lengthy' being anywhere from 30 minutes to 2~ hours.
Most of the time, while I'm listening to music, I'll visualize something happening to the music. Think of a cartoon with music playing in the background. This happens more when the music is from a show or game. For example, I have this song playing [video=youtube;HSh73d3TZcA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSh73d3TZcA[/video] I have the scene in the Transformers movie where Optimus Prime is driving through Autobot City and kicking Decepticon ass playing in my head.
[QUOTE=alien_guy;40699521]I do that all the time, I'm usually much more eloquent in my mind vs a real conversation. Which sucks.[/QUOTE] Always happens to me, I have it all planned out, get around to doing it and it comes out completely different/wrong. I have lots of trouble trying to articulate my thoughts.
When I see something painful I get a weird feeling like it is electricity in my thigh and ballsack. The feeling last for about a second.
Drag my mouse over the part of the screen I don't usually have it in to equalize the frequency of mouse positioning. Sometimes there are spots where I just have to put my mouse there and click for some reason. Could be a random non-functional background zone or the X button :l
When I'm tired I sort of rest my hands on keyboard and mouse, causing myself to press on buttons. Whenever I am about to post something I think to my self "is it post worthy?" and often end up not posting. I have worn a wtistwatch since I was like 8 on my left wrist very tightly, now it feels thinner than the right wrist, not wearing it tightly doesn't feel right.
I love to wear black socks and see how they look on my feet. Nobody should know about this or I will get killed.
I crack all my finger joints at least 2 times per hour. I can mini-crack em every 5 mins or so, I can't stop doing it. When I'm at home and not wearing socks I try it with my toes but it doesn't work as well.
[QUOTE=victormeriqui_1;40733069]I crack all my finger joints at least 2 times per hour. I can mini-crack em every 5 mins or so, I can't stop doing it. When I'm at home and not wearing socks I try it with my toes but it doesn't work as well.[/QUOTE] I actually do this, too, but more importantly... Sometimes I find myself doing stupid shit because I think of something completely different. Think a physical freudan slip. For instance, go into school go to my locker and think "oh it's PE time" and start to undress in the middle of the hallway thinking i'm in the locker room. Then I realize what i'm doing. The worst part is that is a true story.
I poop maybe once every 4 days
- I try not to shit in public places. I don't know why, but I don't feel comfortable doing so. I'm fine with pissing, but shitting? NOPE. - I don't cut my nails. I chew my finger nails off, and I just pick my toenails off. - Some times, when I'm watching a cartoon or movie, I think of how many ways the main problem or crisis can be avoided if you change just one thing. For example, say a character finds a rock that brings aliens to Earth if broken. Naturally, the character breaks it. All that can be avoided if the character never broke the rock.
When listening to songs I really enjoy, I often imagine them playing during scenarios that could be intros/trailers/scenes from movies. To get a sense of what I'm talking about, think back to the intro of Reservoir Dogs where all of the characters are walking down the street to "Little Green Bag".
[QUOTE=Kurahk;40730277]Most of the time, while I'm listening to music, I'll visualize something happening to the music. Think of a cartoon with music playing in the background. This happens more when the music is from a show or game. For example, I have this song playing [video=youtube;HSh73d3TZcA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSh73d3TZcA[/video] I have the scene in the Transformers movie where Optimus Prime is driving through Autobot City and kicking Decepticon ass playing in my head.[/QUOTE] I sometimes to that with Touhou... Imagining spellcards that fits the music.
I occasionally act out bizarre comedy skits that are just a strawman and my side of the argument (or just two random people), both with American accents that are slightly different. I don't know why I do it, but for some reason it's easier for me to say each part than to think what they're saying.
I physically cannot stand it when people don't reload right after shooting in games. That must be pretty common, so let me take it a step beyond: once, I had to start up TF2, get into a server, shoot the Spy's revolver and reload it because I was watching a video where the player died with 1 bullet left in his clip.
[QUOTE=ConorS;40686778]If I walked around objects and furniture, I always used to retrace my footsteps and go back the exact same way.[/QUOTE] No no no you're doing it wrong. You need to make a complete loop so one side doesn't feel rejected :( That's what I do anyway.
Whenever I want to post on Facepunch, I type something and sometimes go like 'nope abandon thread' instead.
When i'm home alone i skip around like a sissy girl.
[QUOTE=Valiantttt;40737487]Whenever I want to post on Facepunch, I type something and sometimes go like 'nope abandon thread' instead.[/QUOTE] The longer my post is, the more paranoid I get about posting it. I've got this (probably true) mindset that even the smallest mistake will absolutely overrule everything good about the post. I haven't been to Mass Debate in yonkers because of that.
When I'm alone, I come up with scenes in my head that would be good movie/game scenes and I act them out with props. I think I'm fucking insane, I'm 20 and I can't stop.
Whenever I do something on the computer that I think in my head is even remotely illegal, I am haunted by it for at least a month. [editline]22nd May 2013[/editline] And then I'm scared of police for a while after.
Sometimes my feet/ankle starts moving very fast up and down. Can't stop it
When ever I hear a song that's really well made or a video that's really well thought out or anything really well done. I often imagine what it would be like if I were to create that and what people and my peers would think of it and how they would think of me after seeing me create something so amazing or just how great it would feel to succeed at something because I'm just so terribly unsuccessful.
Whenever I download an image I always press download while it is in full size. (Press the +loop on the image.)
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