• Shit You Think Only You Do
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I crack my neck (and sometimes spine) every once in a while, many times a day. Man, I crack any body part I can. Elbows, toes, fingers, even knees sometimes.
I need to sit diagonally on most bus seats because my legs are so disproportionately long. I'm only 6'3-4, but all my height's in my legs. It's a bit embarrassing having to take up a full seat most of the time, and when I do move my legs straight forward then I'm stuck sitting straight up due to not being able to lean back with my knees firmly stuck against the seat ahead. It's a miracle when there are actually any buses with seats well spaced out, oh god the relaxation is so good for the 2-and-a-bit hours a day i spend on buses
[QUOTE=Valiantttt;40737561]Sometimes my feet/ankle starts moving very fast up and down. Can't stop it[/QUOTE] You mean like this? It starts for me whenever my foot is flat on the ground, but only my right foot. [video=youtube;FzLllbo3ryQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzLllbo3ryQ[/video] EDIT: Added trippy music 'cos
[QUOTE=ScottyWired;40738208]You mean like this? It starts for me whenever my foot is flat on the ground, but only my right foot. [video=youtube;FzLllbo3ryQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzLllbo3ryQ[/video][/QUOTE] Whoa, that's what ya meant? Then yes, I do that too
Oh yeah, that is what I meant. Hard to describe really without showing.
[QUOTE=LittleBabyman;40738150]I crack my neck (and sometimes spine) every once in a while, many times a day. Man, I crack any body part I can. Elbows, toes, fingers, even knees sometimes.[/QUOTE] Same here, although I shouldn't crack my neck since I have a messed up vertebrae (it's like an A4 or something) and the cracking noise coming from it is the sound of it trying to realign.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;40733011]I love to wear black socks and see how they look on my feet. Nobody should know about this or I will get killed.[/QUOTE] Black Socks > White Socks
Hug myself when I'm feeling down
I imagine entire conversations with people in my mind; not only that, but I sometimes speak them silently even when people are around. I count how many syllables are in something, be it a sign, paragraph, something someone is saying, etc. If it isn't even, I modify how a certain word sounds to add/remove a syllable; however, if it appears multiple times, I have to do it to ALL instances of it, which means that sometimes it doesn't even fix the problem. For instance, "Subscribe to my good channel" is odd, so I have to fix it by thinking of "Subscribe" as "sub-scribe." I also tend to say the words in groups of two in my mind. EG "Sub-scribe tomy goodchannel" Jesus fuck this is a complicated thing
I always hold a while catching pokemon.
Posted this one in a similar thread, but if my feet feel too hot when I'm going to sleep, I put them on the wall to try and cool them down. If that doesn't work, I'll run a towel under some cold water, ring it out and then lay it across the foot of my bed so I can lay my feet on it. If that doesn't work, then I wind up staying up until fuck o'clock in the morning, being frustrated about the temperature of my feet.
I slide around on my socks like Shadow the Hedgehog sometimes in my living room. Whenever I'm done drinking a soda I top off the tab and like chew it to bits. I should probably stop this.
[QUOTE=ZenanM1;40749291] Whenever I'm done drinking a soda I top off the tab and like chew it to bits. I should probably stop this.[/QUOTE] I actually used to do this back when I drank soda
I masturbate by not taking off my pants. Instead, I put my hands over my crotch and hump them on a flat surface, while lying face-down until I cum. I've recently found out it's called traumatic masturbatory syndrome and it's caused by a poor childhood, and it can be cured by masturbating normally after abstaining for two weeks - but I haven't been able to wait that long yet. It kills the nerves in the head of my penis to fap like that, I really should stop.
I like to pretend that I'm Christoph Waltz whenever I'm driving by my lonesome
Whenever I'm riding alone on the bus with my earbuds in I look out the window and contemplate deep shit.
I clack my teeth together in rhythm
I used to have this weird habit where most actions done by one limb had to be done by the other later on so they would be balanced out. For some reason I was deathly afraid that one arm would become super buff while the other was left unused.
I have this massive obsessive urge to printscreen the stupidest shit. I have a multi-gigabyte folder of nothing but mostly contentless full sized 1920*1080 PNG screencaps of whatever I was looking at when I get the urge, usually with filenames constructed from copy/pasted text from that page.
[QUOTE=ScottyWired;40749821]I used to have this weird habit where most actions done by one limb had to be done by the other later on so they would be balanced out. For some reason I was deathly afraid that one arm would become super buff while the other was left unused.[/QUOTE] So did you alternate hands when masturbating?
[QUOTE=Cpl.Shepherd;40749885]So did you alternate hands when masturbating?[/QUOTE] Funnily enough, that's how I broke the habit :v:
I don't know how to describe it, but I have to push my fingers
Am I the only one here that finds dangling dog balls amusing? I always laugh when I see them. I always imagine a cat smacking them around like they would normally do with a dangling ball of yarn.
Piss in the shower even when there's a toilet right beside it.
I don't use the bathrooms at friend's houses because I am afraid I will clog the toilet somehow. Same with my dads house.
Whenever I pet my cats I almost always subconsciously clench my teeth. [editline]wat[/editline] If my friends come over, whatever they touch/sit on must be cleaned. If I go out in public I must take a shower before using any of my stuff again/laying in my bed.
[QUOTE=The Castro;40700730][img]https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/1684124136/imgres.jpeg[/img][/QUOTE] This
Whenever I have dry skin on my lower lip (which is always) I always feel the need to peel it off, no matter how much it stings. Fuck, even when I use lip-balm it still happens. I actually go out of my way to do this, no matter how important this thing is or how much I wanted to do it. It's like I have OCD or something.
Got a couple things. I talk a lot, so sometimes when I'm alone I end up vocalizing my thoughts, occasionally they almost come out as if I'm narrating what's going on to myself. I also have a very big urge to sing whenever I'm alone, sometimes dance. People say I have a good voice when I do it in front of people, but I'm too embarrassed to do it anywhere else so most of the time I just end up doing it really loudly when nobody is around, or dancing to my ipod music. Thinking about it, it would be kind of funny to see it from somebody else's perspective, whenever somebody walks in I quickly stop and transition to something stupid like scratching my head.
[QUOTE=Neat!;40685377]see the shadow people at night[/QUOTE] the dark ones [editline]23rd May 2013[/editline] also, sometimes I have to awkwardly scratch my asshole.
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