Weird shit you used to believe when you were younger V. Girls with penises - General

I used to think that everyone believed the earth was flat in the middle ages and that Columbus was actually intelligent. American education is one hell of a drug.

I used to think that if I thought hard enough I could force my corporeal self into "my imagination," which I imagined as an infinite plane that was solid white in every direction, like [url=http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/matrix/images/b/b5/The_Matrix_Neo_and_Morpheus_Construct.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130217040438]the room from the Matrix[/url]) where anything I imagined would show up in front of me and it was basically a world I could control with just my thoughts. This was during my Garry's Mod and sandbox game phase where being able to do whatever the fuck I wanted was super cool to me. I now realize that the closest I'll ever get is maybe experiencing a lucid dream unless technology gets good enough in my lifetime to allow me to just plug some shit into my brain for a VR experience, and that's a very, [I]very[/I] unlikely scenario.

...girls don't have penises?

I used to think Kiwis were extinct.

When I was 9 and at the town where my Grandma lives I swore at a CCTV camera and from then on refused going back to see my Grandma for the next year or so because I thought I would be found and prosecuted [editline]1st February 2017[/editline] [QUOTE=slayer20;51757720]...girls don't have penises?[/QUOTE] Wait, what???

[QUOTE=slayer20;51757720]...girls don't have penises?[/QUOTE] thats a dangerous territory we're stepping in mister

Also my Dad told me that the sofa would literally explode if I ever spilled yogurt on it

I used to think I was the fastest runner in my hometown. Turns out I was actually just a fat kid with delusions.

Back when I didn't know how to masturbate, everytime I wanted to "masturbate", I would grab a bunch of pillows or teddy bears and hump them.

I used to think Poland was a muslim country.

Once i asked my mom what gay meant in 2nd grade. She told me it meant "happy". I proceeded to call this one hyper kid gay in front of the teacher and got in a little bit of trouble

I used to think that oceanic waves were caused by gigantic fans over the horizon, too far away to see. That's what caused the waves.

[QUOTE=silaz;51758933]Once i asked my mom what gay meant in 2nd grade. She told me it meant "happy". I proceeded to call this one hyper kid gay in front of the teacher and got in a little bit of trouble[/QUOTE] She's right though, it does mean happy.

[QUOTE=ForgotPassword;51759285]Someone fucking told me broccoli were miniature trees. I never ate them because that same person told me it will continue to grow if I did.[/QUOTE] It's like how I didn't eat melon seeds (or any seeds for that matter) after cousin told me grandpa's belly was the way it was because he had a melon growing in his stomach.

[QUOTE=slayer20;51757720]...girls don't have penises?[/QUOTE] No, you don't understand!

i once thought cops actually drive supercars

I thought Europe was a country.

[QUOTE=Spectre1406;51759828]i once thought cops actually drive supercars[/QUOTE] How could you ever think such a silly thing, we all know what they really drive. [img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/02/article-1308297-0B024189000005DC-77_634x484.jpg[/img]

I used to think (or atleast say) Tails from Sonic The Hedgehog's name was FurFur, which is actually the name of a demon.

[QUOTE=silaz;51758933]Once i asked my mom what gay meant in 2nd grade. She told me it meant "happy". I proceeded to call this one hyper kid gay in front of the teacher and got in a little bit of trouble[/QUOTE] Your mom is correct. In golden age of piracy,gay means happy.

When I was 5 I thought what actually was a broken light switch was a switch that blew up China. Because that was what my parents told me to prevent me from playing with it. I also used to believe, again because my parents said so, that if I didn't behave I'd end up in the "Bad Boys Home". To add to the illusion they had me talk to Francis, the "owner". One day when I was an adult I remembered that and realized that I heard the off the hook tone. When asked my mother laughed and admitted "Francis" was just my uncle, in on it and playing along.

I used to think that in some countries the sun would rise from a different Cardinal point

I thought all black people had AIDS

Obligatory post for each thread version: I used to think that 'nigger' was referencing the sound of a machine gun or assault rifle and that it meant loud American. I also used to think that black people had white poo.

I thought that black people is dirty (or covered in ashes). I even asked my mom if the soap and brush will "clean up" their skin.

When I was a kid I had no idea how college, careers, titles and everything worked, so I assumed that every professional literally worked their way from the bottom at every place they worked at. Like if you wanted to be the CEO of a company, you had to start as a janitor or some shit at that specific place.

I grew up on an island in a lake surrounded by small mountains. One of my first memories of how I viewed the world was that this small island was Sweden, the town we'd take the ferry to in order to get to the mainland was England, and beyond the mountains there was nothing but vast stretches of jungles, deserts and icey mountains.

I though Muslim and Islam were two separate religions

That tornadoes had eyes. And that urine was stored in your sack and that balls were there for no reason, so I always wondered why it never deflated.

My mum told me when I was a child that if I put my mouth on something, like a bottle or glass where someone else's mouth has been I would probably die. I believed this wholeheartedly during most of my childhood and lived in constant horror of friends asking for a sip of my drink.