Weird shit you used to believe when you were younger V. Girls with penises - General

I thought that Africa was just one whole country, which it would be the biggest country if that was real.

My dad told me there's a chance rats coming through the waste pipe and bite my ballsack when I'm taking a shit, so I always put a bunch of layers of toilet paper in it before doing my bathroom deeds I also believed that my dick will fall out/off when I pull my foreskin back too far

Before puberty, I thought masturbation was one of the worst things someone could ever do despite not understanding it. And now it's my religion.

[QUOTE=xZippy;51762697]That tornadoes had eyes.[/quote] They do, I thought? Unless you mean actual eyes, like to see with.

I didn't know the body could replenish blood, so I thought that if you lost too much blood over your lifetime you'd die.

[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;51764283]I didn't know the body could replenish blood, so I thought that if you lost too much blood over your lifetime you'd die.[/QUOTE] That reminds me. I used to think that stomach acid fell out of your stomach into a vomit sack, and eventually it would fill up, and that is how you'd get a stomach bug.

i thought that my heart had a health meter like on games and every time i got hurt it'd drop

I barely knew shit as a kid and one of the things I didn't know were mexicans. I remember me and my best friend at the time (who was mexican) were doing math work. And my dumbass self (who believed common tv tropes like crazy) said "Hey 'xx' you're Chinese! You should know this off the back of your hand!" and after an awkward silence he said "I'm not chinese... I'm mexican" man my world got flipped around

For some reason I believed the stars were souls of dead people watching over their loved ones from up in heaven. I also remember my family was visiting one of my father's friends in Port Macquarie and he had a garden gnome which I was fascinated by and they told me not to touch it or it would electrocute me. [QUOTE=Fox Powers;51756567]i thought that in the past people viewed the world in black and white[/QUOTE] I believed this too. I thought that the world was black and white until at some point during the 60s or 70s it suddenly became coloured. And so I thought my Dad was born when the world was black and white. [QUOTE=Drury;51759782]It's like how I didn't eat melon seeds (or any seeds for that matter) after cousin told me grandpa's belly was the way it was because he had a melon growing in his stomach.[/QUOTE] Someone told me this one as well.

[QUOTE=Arbys Watcher;51763913]They do, I thought? Unless you mean actual eyes, like to see with.[/QUOTE] I mean actual eyes. As if the tornado is some sentient pissed off thing that spins everyone to death.

I used to think the little remnants of sweat or whatever I left behind after touching things was still part of me, like I could feel sensations of touch from them

My mom and grandma always told me that if your plate has leftover foods and you don't finish it,they will cry.

I used to think everyone was immortal and lived forever when I was real young, boy was I wrong :frown:

I thought we still owned Ireland

I use to believe the USA was the greatest at everything and all the other countries were pretenders Oh and Canada was a state

[QUOTE=irohTguy-NO;51764952]I used to think the little remnants of sweat or whatever I left behind after touching things was still part of me, like I could feel sensations of touch from them[/QUOTE] That sounds like a stand power

[QUOTE=Saxon;51765493]Oh and Canada was a state[/QUOTE] When I was a kid I thought New Zealand was a country, but now that I'm much wiser I realise it's an Australian state.

I remember I would go mushroom hunting as a kid with my mother. And I loved it... Until she told me that I shouldn't touch the mushrooms or they would kill me. Up until I was around 8-9 I legitimately thought that if I touched one I would die. Unfortunately by the time I understood that they weren't actually dangerous unless you digest them(and even then, only a small amount are lethal) the harm was already done. Wild mushrooms still terrify me and seeing/being near them makes me panic. I regularly have nightmares about them. Thanks, mom.

[QUOTE=Darth Ninja;51764516]For some reason I believed the stars were souls of dead people watching over their loved ones from up in heaven.[/QUOTE] [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmDvpoVtXu4[/media]

[QUOTE=Drury;51765775][media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmDvpoVtXu4[/media][/QUOTE] Yeah, that'd explain it. I watched that film a lot as a kid.

i used to think dogs were guys and cats were girls

[QUOTE=ejonkou;51765661]I remember I would go mushroom hunting as a kid with my mother. And I loved it... Until she told me that I shouldn't touch the mushrooms or they would kill me. Up until I was around 8-9 I legitimately thought that if I touched one I would die. Unfortunately by the time I understood that they weren't actually dangerous unless you digest them(and even then, only a small amount are lethal) the harm was already done. Wild mushrooms still terrify me and seeing/being near them makes me panic. I regularly have nightmares about them. Thanks, mom.[/QUOTE] you're not the only one :v: still can't eat mushrooms without having nerves

I think I mentioned this in a prior thread but I used to think the lead singer of rush was a girl. [video=youtube;FAvQSkK8Z8U]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAvQSkK8Z8U[/video] I mean he sounds like one? :v:

I used to think that if you flushed the toilet while still sitting on it with the toilet seat up you would get sucked down the pipes. When my sister fell in one day because she didn't put the seat down, I thought she was a goner.

[QUOTE=GamerChick;51766580]I think I mentioned this in a prior thread but I used to think the lead singer of rush was a girl. [video=youtube;FAvQSkK8Z8U]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAvQSkK8Z8U[/video] I mean he sounds like one? :v:[/QUOTE] i thought the same for a little bit but the real trip is budgie [video=youtube;8bPExwIbv9c]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bPExwIbv9c[/video] (vocals start like a couple minutes in)

My friend told me condoms were for pooping into like a portable toilet. We were very young and I believed him.

[QUOTE=ejonkou;51765661]I remember I would go mushroom hunting as a kid with my mother. And I loved it... Until she told me that I shouldn't touch the mushrooms or they would kill me. Up until I was around 8-9 I legitimately thought that if I touched one I would die. Unfortunately by the time I understood that they weren't actually dangerous unless you digest them(and even then, only a small amount are lethal) the harm was already done. Wild mushrooms still terrify me and seeing/being near them makes me panic. I regularly have nightmares about them. Thanks, mom.[/QUOTE] Does this mean Mario is immune to dying? He actually eats mushrooms because he wants to DIE [editline]3rd February 2017[/editline] Trapped in perpetual madness

[QUOTE=J!NX;51769868]Does this mean Mario is immune to dying? He actually eats mushrooms because he wants to DIE [editline]3rd February 2017[/editline] Trapped in perpetual madness[/QUOTE] [URL="https://www.mariowiki.com/Poison_Mushroom"]https://www.mariowiki.com/Poison_Mushroom[/URL]

[QUOTE=Dantz Bolrew;51769873][URL="https://www.mariowiki.com/Poison_Mushroom"]https://www.mariowiki.com/Poison_Mushroom[/URL][/QUOTE] the ONLY RELEASE

When i was kid,i thought condoms are candy because their box is colorful like candy wrapper.