Weird shit you used to believe when you were younger V. Girls with penises - General

When I was a kid my mom told me if I didn't wash my penis that it'd fall off. I washed that mother fucker sparkly clean!

[QUOTE=IceWarrior98;51773771]When I was a kid my mom told me if I didn't wash my penis that it'd fall off. I washed that mother fucker sparkly clean![/QUOTE] Well you protected it from infection so that's good

My dad had told me that if you came up for air too quickly when you were underwater the change in pressure could make your lungs explode I didn't know he was talking about deep water so I was really scared of swimming for a while

I had a science teacher as a kid(I must have been around 7 years old) who was a total loon. He taught us that the moon was the dark side of the sun that would come out at night and other batshit crazy things. Suddenly hundreds of kids at school believed his pseudo-science babble. He ended up getting fired(and taken to court iirc) for beating a 6 year old kid.

I used to think that Muslims looked just like Buddhist monks in orange togas and that they all carried long knives and their religion was about blowing up American Jews and businessmen.

when i was in kindergarten we had a communal bathroom and so all the kids would just kinda go and watch each other pee because we didn't know how the opposite gender worked or even what genitals were, we just thought that guys had willies and chicks didn't since we didn't know vaginas existed we just thought girls pee'd out their butts

Used to believe that oral sex was done all orally (like a really heavy make out session). I also thought you could have kids this way too.

Before I knew what puberty was I thought that one night you went to sleep as a kid in your little Jimmie Jammies and that you'd wake up as an adult the next moring you'd be wearing a suit, have briefcase, and it was off to work.

[QUOTE=SpearmintSheep;51776259]Before I knew what puberty was I thought that one night you went to sleep as a kid in your little Jimmie Jammies and that you'd wake up as an adult the next moring you'd be wearing a suit, have briefcase, and it was off to work.[/QUOTE] Play too much Sims?

Sims wasn't out at the time

[QUOTE=SpearmintSheep;51778006]Sims wasn't out at the time[/QUOTE] You had the right idea, should've seized the opportunity and coded it yourself! :v:

I used to think that Garry's mod was made by Gary Brolsma, the Numa-Numa guy.

I used to think I would have so much free time after I finish school, now I'm lucky to have a few hours to myself to play a game. An actual weird thing was that I thought every mirror was a 2-way mirror and people could be watching on the other side, made me very self conscious when changing or before/after a shower

[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;51776099]I used to think that Muslims looked just like Buddhist monks in orange togas and that they all carried long knives and their religion was about blowing up American Jews and businessmen.[/QUOTE] Genuine question, is Sikhism the one where they carry swords?

I used to think people who's Zodiac sign was cancer, would get cancer at some point in their life and that it was just a "phase" everyone went through.

[QUOTE=GamerChick;51766580]I think I mentioned this in a prior thread but I used to think the lead singer of rush was a girl. [/QUOTE] Up until a year ago I thought the person who sang the song that goes "we don't have to take our clothes off.... To have a good time" was a woman. I am 45.

I used to think that every person in the world spoke in their language but all their thoughts were in Italian and couldn't formulate them in it so they had to use a pretend-language to communicate also I used to think all other people were npcs and I was the one player character