K i did she said no and now she hates me.
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW FACEPUNCH?!?!?
My girlfriend dumped me because of this thread.
I swear to god that she was the most perfect girl I could find :(
the perfect girl is a man
[QUOTE=Kanye West;17186015]the perfect girl is a man[/QUOTE]
quoted for truth.
[QUOTE=Javascript;17113424]me: so, titzilla, let's go out together.
her: I'm taken.
me: well, I have a goldfish.
her: What?
me: oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter. :smug:
she hasn't texted back[/QUOTE]
quoted 4 da tastyness
Yay we're going ice skating tomorrow.
[QUOTE=redonkulous;17187539]Yay we're going ice skating tomorrow.[/QUOTE]
You lost a girlfriend because of a FP thread once before. Maybe you can regain one from a FP thread! Good luck!
ice skating is a good date because it is fun and near impossible to get a boner
Ok, she asked me to help her out with her horse and move some hay. On the ride home, I did this little number.
Me: So Kate, how's the love life?
Kate: Don't got one
Me: How about we change that and go out on a date?
Kate: Hmmm
Me: You know you want to...
Kate: I do. When and where?
Me: *Flabbergasted that actually worked*
Kate: Hahaha, what?
Me: Holy shit you said yeah. Wasn't expecting that...
Kate: Hahaha
Me: So, uh, how about when I come visit you at college we have a picnic or something.
Kate: You're coming next weekend
Me: Next weekend it is. We'll hammer out the details later
Kate: Hehe, ok
Me: See you in a week! *Left the car, night of texting ensued*
Holy shit facepunch I have a date with the prettiest girl in school. FUCK YEAH. Picture of her to prove I'm not lying.
[img]http://img5.imageshack.us/i/89311172253031650138776.jpg/[/img]
I'm the man right now
[QUOTE=Kanye West;17188061]ice skating is a good date because it is fun and near impossible to get a boner[/QUOTE]
Nah. If you're anything like me, you can get a boner almost anywhere. Even in an cold pool. If it's your first time ice skating though, the concentration you put into your skating might take your mind off of tits and ass.
[QUOTE=american_moron;17188126]Ok, she asked me to help her out with her horse and move some hay. On the ride home, I did this little number.
Me: So Kate, how's the love life?
Kate: Don't got one
Me: How about we change that and go out on a date?
Kate: Hmmm
Me: You know you want to...
Kate: I do. When and where?
Me: *Flabbergasted that actually worked*
Kate: Hahaha, what?
Me: Holy shit you said yeah. Wasn't expecting that...
Kate: Hahaha
Me: So, uh, how about when I come visit you at college we have a picnic or something.
Kate: You're coming next weekend
Me: Next weekend it is. We'll hammer out the details later
Kate: Hehe, ok
Me: See you in a week! *Left the car, night of texting ensued*
Holy shit facepunch I have a date with the prettiest girl in school. FUCK YEAH. Picture of her to prove I'm not lying.
[img]http://img5.imageshack.us/i/89311172253031650138776.jpg/[/img]
I'm the man right now[/QUOTE]
Was this over text message? You know a picture really proves nothing here, right? I'll take your word for it though.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;17188015]You lost a girlfriend because of a FP thread once before. Maybe you can regain one from a FP thread! Good luck![/QUOTE]
It was a lie
[QUOTE=Leota;17143047]I hope Dr egg doesn't find this....[/QUOTE]
I lol'd.
So hard.
Wow.
Facepunch, you got me a date.
With a studly face like yours I'm surprised you didn't get one earlier <3
[QUOTE=Occlusion;17183584]I'm afraid i can't believe you without pics.[/QUOTE]
Hahaha no.
[QUOTE=Kanye West;17183993]yay u lost your virginity[/QUOTE]
I lost that AGES ago.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;17184053]and fooling around in bed.[/QUOTE]
the hell
I never said anything about that
[QUOTE=roflcopterSOI;17089449]she's really hot but has a large nose)[/QUOTE]
sounds like my sister
Hey dad lets go see a movie sometime
[QUOTE=RAWRrrr;17189968]Hahaha no.
I lost that AGES ago.[/QUOTE]
And I can't find it :(
Would fingering her count as virginity-loss?
[editline]10:30AM[/editline]
If that's the case then :iia:
[editline]11:20AM[/editline]
Emma - latp sucks: right
George: Tap that.
Emma - latp sucks: huh
Emma - latp sucks: what
George: Tap that.
Emma - latp sucks: um
Emma - latp sucks: wat
George: it was a joke D:
Emma - latp sucks: oh
Emma - latp sucks: silly you already have me
George: derp
Emma - latp sucks: what
George: nothing
the internet controls my mind :tinfoil:
[QUOTE=reviewmad;17192548]And I can't find it :(
Would fingering her count as virginity-loss?
[editline]10:30AM[/editline]
If that's the case then :iia:
[editline]11:20AM[/editline]
Emma - latp sucks: right
George: Tap that.
Emma - latp sucks: huh
Emma - latp sucks: what
George: Tap that.
Emma - latp sucks: um
Emma - latp sucks: wat
George: it was a joke D:
Emma - latp sucks: oh
Emma - latp sucks: silly you already have me
George: derp
Emma - latp sucks: what
George: nothing
the internet controls my mind :tinfoil:[/QUOTE]
No lie.
I lol'd
"derp"
"what!?"
:v:
"Nothin."
worse thing is sometimes i do stuff like that in real life too
derp
what
ummm
:derp:
[QUOTE=PopLot;17192343]Hey dad lets go see a movie sometime[/QUOTE]
u didnt post his answer!
[quote]Fredi says:
Hey
Annika says:
yo
Fredi says:
Kas sa tahaks minuga välja minna? [I]Would you like to go out with me?[/I]
Annika says:
millal [I]When?[/I]
Fredi says:
Millal sulle sobiks :3 [I]When would you be able to :3[/I]
Annika says:
good quesrion
homm eon mul kuus lõppeb trenn vbl pärast seda saan linnas olla [I]Tomorrow I have a workout at six, after that maybe I can go to ze town.[/I]
Fredi says:
Okay
Annika says:
neljapäebal, umn, sii osn no m a ei viitsi linna minna mingi pärast kuute
ja reedel me tuleme ju sinu juurde [I]On Thursday I don't want to go to town and on Friday we're coming to your place.[/I]
Fredi says:
Omme? [I]Tomorrow?[/I]
Annika says:
dunno
oot [I]wait..[/I]
Fredi says:
Oootan[I]Waiiting.[/I]
Annika says:
no ma vbl janaga pärast trenni aga u can join or smth [I]I'll be with Jana after the workout tomorrow and you...[/I]
või no [I]Or well,[/I]
no vaatab i dunno [I]We'll see, I dunno.[/I]
[/quote]
Directly taken from MSN and then translated.
Score?
[editline]10:08PM[/editline]
[quote]fredi says:
Ohai
päka says:
Terää
fredi says:
Would you go out with me? :3
päka says:
Mzmõttes õue [i]whaddaya mean outside?[/i]
fredi says:
Välja nagu [i]out, like a date?[/i]
date
päka says:
Tõsiselt või? [i]seriously?[/i]
fredi says:
Si [b]note: After that there was along pause. Her possibly laughing or something.[/b]
päka says:
Do people go on dates these days? Or are you living in a 1980's movie?
Okeiokei
nali [i]joke[/i]
fredi says:
:i
päka says:
Eiii[i]noooooooooooo[/i]
fredi says:
Ok
päka says:
See oli nali [i]that was a joke![/i]
kuri nali [i]evil one.[/i]
fredi says:
Ok
päka says:
Mh
okei
fredi says:
Lähme? [i]so? Let's go?[/i]
päka says:
Lähme [i] let's go.[/i]
fredi says:
:3
tavai [i]sure.[/i]
millal[i]when?[/i]
päka says:
Ma ei tea ju [i]how should i know[/i]
fredi says:
Sõnastan uueste [i]i'll rephrase it.[/i]
millal sobib?[i]when could yo go out?[/i]
päka says:
Ma ei teagi [i]idunno[/i]
fredi says:
Homme? [i]tomorrow?[/i]
üleomme [i]the day after tomorrow?[/i]
eile? [i]yesteday?[/i]
päka says:
Homme on mul näitering, neljapäeval vanaema juurde (mitte maale lehmadega) reede ja laupäev ma olen ka päris buzy [i]tomorrow i got acting classes, on thursday i'm going to visit my granny(not the one with the cows), on friday, and on saturday i'm busy as well.[/i]
mm
ehk laupäeval? [i]saturday?[/i]
fredi says:
Teed endale vaba aega? [i]you're making yourself some free time?[/i]
issand kui armas [i]oh dear how sweet of you[/i]
päka says:
Aga mis sa teha tahad? [i]what do you want to do?[/i] [b]note: That one caught me off guard[/b]
fredi says:
Aa
op
hea küsimus [i]good question?[/i]
süüa :3? [i]eat?[/i]
joome ennast sigavittu ja kaaperdame järgmise lennuki iraaki? [i]let's drink like sailors and hijack the next plane to iraq?[/i]
päka says:
Aa kuule see on palju rajum, kui söömine [i]that is indeed more metal than eating![/i]
fredi says:
Ja samal ajal sööme kui lendame [i]...and we eat while we fly[/i]
ja ajame kokat lennuinstrumentide peale [i]and spill coke on flying instruments[/i]
exxxtreeeemeeee
vabanda :c [i]...sorry...[/i]
sööma sobib või ma pean midagi lahedamat välja mõtlema? [i]so is eating okay or i have to be far fetched again?[/i]
päka says:
Heh, sobib ikka vast [i]heh, yeah, it's okay, i guess.[/i]
fredi says:
No tabai
tavai
it's 1980 then
[/quote]
score!
She'll turn me down within the last moment anyway.
[QUOTE=dcalde78;17190048]the hell
I never said anything about that[/QUOTE]
I know. I was just messin' around. I was wondering how long it would take you to see that.
Last night at Starbucks this girl was like: "I'm going to taco bell then to *******" (The bleeped out part was a local 24hr breakfast place)
The person she was talking to then said. "It's 10:45pm"
The girl responded
"Yeah, but my roommate is hot and she has a guy over right now so I can't go back to the apartment."
I wanted to ask her if I could go to the breakfast place with her but by the time I built up the courage she had already left. She was good looking to. And in her pajamas :O College student most likely.
Well, she orgasmed over the phone to me. That was pleasant.
High five?
[img]http://thenextweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/hi.jpg[/img]
getting myself ready about 13 hours earlier
taking the first mint mouthwash now
[B]i'm going in for the kiss tommorow, wish me luck fagets[/B]
lol if your nervous about kissing the first time tomorrow, she did not orgasm over the phone
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