Ask the next girl/boy you talk to out for a date! - General

[QUOTE=Kanye West;17201389]lol if your nervous about kissing the first time tomorrow, she did not orgasm over the phone[/QUOTE] Yeah, but I haven't kissed before :| [editline]11:45PM[/editline] i mean like if i do it extremely wrong and fuck up

[QUOTE=reviewmad;17201415]Yeah, but I haven't kissed before :| [editline]11:45PM[/editline] i mean like if i do it extremely wrong and fuck up[/QUOTE] Just don't shove your tongue down her throat...

[QUOTE=justinlol;17201445]Just don't shove your tongue down her throat...[/QUOTE] gag reflex, right

Yeah, you gotta wait a little bit before you start shoving your tongue in her places.

[QUOTE=reviewmad;17201415]Yeah, but I haven't kissed before :| [editline]11:45PM[/editline] i mean like if i do it extremely wrong and fuck up[/QUOTE] Must i bring up the first law of hezzy?

[QUOTE=reviewmad;17201415] i mean like if i do it extremely wrong and fuck up[/QUOTE] try spitting in her mouth, girls LOVE that

[QUOTE=Quantuam VTX;17201558]Must i bring up the first law of hezzy?[/QUOTE] Which is [B]Wait shit nevermind I might be able to guess[/B]

[QUOTE=reviewmad;17201600]Which is [B]Wait shit nevermind I might be able to guess[/B][/QUOTE] I'm just playing with ya. :smile: Good luck!

[QUOTE=Quantuam VTX;17201623]I'm just playing with ya. :smile: Good luck![/QUOTE] Thanks, I guess what was the law [editline]12:01AM[/editline] [QUOTE=DuncanFrost;17201581]try spitting in her mouth, girls LOVE that[/QUOTE] "mmmptooeyewwhatthefuckspitinmymouth" if i was a girl i'd find that offensive

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[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;17201581]try spitting in her mouth, girls LOVE that[/QUOTE] They love it even more when you lick their nose.

[quote]Henry (8) officially a Strode-ite ;) says: oh yah also we should totally go out, how about it [b]nattyjay -my hands around your throat and i think i hate you.[/b] says: lmao Henry officially a Strode-ite ;) says: D: my heart, you hurt it :( [b]nattyjay -my hands around your throat and i think i hate you.[/b] says: i did notttttt :P i didnt even answer -____- Henry officially a Strode-ite ;) says: you laugh at me and my romantic propositions -.- [b]nattyjay -my hands around your throat and i think i hate you.[/b] says: Didnt allow me time to answer :P so BLEH Henry officially a Strode-ite ;) says: fineeee then answer -.- or else [b]nattyjay -my hands around your throat and i think i hate you.[/b] says: yes. and we should get re-married. and buy a dog. :3 Henry officially a Strode-ite ;) says: yesss! [b]nattyjay -my hands around your throat and i think i hate you.[/b] says: =d Henry officially a Strode-ite ;) says: to celebrate this, we should go on a date :smug: [b]nattyjay -my hands around your throat and i think i hate you.[/b] says: ahahaha well youre coming here b/c i lazee :3 [/quote] yeyeye

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmm i'm so happy now that i've actually [B]gone in and kissed her [/B]

[QUOTE=reviewmad;17201521]gag reflex, right[/QUOTE] This made me :lol: Good luck though as , im out of an relationship as of a while back. :saddowns: [editline]05:10PM[/editline] [QUOTE=reviewmad;17211814]mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmm i'm so happy now that i've actually [B]gone in and kissed her [/B][/QUOTE] Remember, Don't think so much.

[QUOTE=Profanwolf;17211915]This made me :lol: Good luck though as , im out of an relationship as of a while back. :saddowns: [editline]05:10PM[/editline] Remember, Don't think so much.[/QUOTE] Whaja mean

[QUOTE=reviewmad;17212201]Whaja mean[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=reviewmad;17201415]Yeah, but I haven't kissed before :| [editline]11:45PM[/editline] i mean like if i do it extremely wrong and fuck up[/QUOTE] That.

[QUOTE=Profanwolf;17212392]That.[/QUOTE] Well I gone done it now, so now all I can do is be happy :3: [editline]06:53PM[/editline] [url]http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/9719/26749497.jpg[/url] artistic skill has gone down recently although i'm not used to drawing with a finicky wireless mouse

[QUOTE=reviewmad;17212498]Well I gone done it now, so now all I can do is be happy :3: [editline]06:53PM[/editline] [url]http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/9719/26749497.jpg[/url] artistic skill has gone down recently although i'm not used to drawing with a finicky wireless mouse[/QUOTE] And you rub it in our faces :frown:

[QUOTE=reviewmad;17212498]Well I gone done it now, so now all I can do is be happy :3: [editline]06:53PM[/editline] [url]http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/9719/26749497.jpg[/url] artistic skill has gone down recently although i'm not used to drawing with a finicky wireless mouse[/QUOTE] what the fuck is that

[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;17212758]what the fuck is that[/QUOTE] I believe its his first kiss :downs:

i told you it was done with a wireless low battery mouse

[QUOTE=B1N4RY;17185875]My girlfriend dumped me because of this thread. I swear to god that she was the most perfect girl I could find :([/QUOTE] she cant have been that perfect if she dumped u cos of this thread...amirite?

I failed. She said it would never happen :saddowns:

Well I went one step further and asked a girl to go out with me.

[QUOTE=RAWRrrr;17223551]Well I went one step further and asked a girl to go out with me.[/QUOTE] I believe that is another codename for a "date"

[QUOTE=Dysfunctional;17224165]I believe that is another codename for a "date"[/QUOTE] No...as in to be my Girlfriend. Got rejected ='(

Swallow sadness Send some faxes Sexual lawsuit No promotion..... and shit

Well I was going to post my conversation but I feel as if that wouldn't benefit any of us judging on how it isn't funny, but I do wish to inform you guys that I now have a date to homecoming. thank you facepunch fast threads.