Ask the next girl/boy you talk to out for a date! - General

I was just at my girlfriend's house. I kissed her again :blush:

[QUOTE=reviewmad;17226758]I was just at my girlfriend's house. I kissed her again :blush:[/QUOTE] Go to facebook or something to tell people about it.

[QUOTE=reviewmad;17226758]I was just at my girlfriend's house. I kissed her again :blush:[/QUOTE] Why are you all nervous about kissing her? Well you should be but you don't have to tell us repeatedly.

[QUOTE=k00lwhip;17225631]Well I was going to post my conversation but I feel as if that wouldn't benefit any of us judging on how it isn't funny, but I do wish to inform you guys that I now have a date to homecoming. thank you [b]:SMUG:[/b][/QUOTE] fix'd [editline]17:13[/editline] Someone go through the thread and count how many people iv gotten dates. I really cant be bothered...

[QUOTE=Profanwolf;17227617]Why are you all nervous about kissing her? Well you should be but you don't have to tell us repeatedly.[/QUOTE] His first girlfriend and first few kisses. It's insanely good and boner popping.

[QUOTE=Profanwolf;17227617]Why are you all nervous about kissing her? Well you should be but you don't have to tell us repeatedly.[/QUOTE] don't be so harsh on him, he's frigid! remember, some people have low self esteem...

I asked my boyfriend of ten months if he'd go out with me and he said yes! Thank you Facepunch! <3 Now awaiting my gaybows, god this avatar is fun.

I just did... She said no :frown: [editline]05:53PM[/editline] :crying::fh:

[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;17198087]I know. I was just messin' around. I was wondering how long it would take you to see that.[/QUOTE] Why though? For shits and giggles?

[QUOTE=xXDictatorXx;17233181]I asked my boyfriend of ten months if he'd go out with me and he said yes! Thank you Facepunch! <3 Now awaiting my gaybows, god this avatar is fun.[/QUOTE] Are you ever going to start that TF2 comic? I only know what you look like 'cause of the author pic :v:

[QUOTE=gman_freeman;17246199]I just did... She said no :frown: [editline]05:53PM[/editline] :crying::fh:[/QUOTE] Aww... Let's all be asexuals. :3:

[QUOTE=NATO.Caliber v2;17246256]Aww... [b]Let's all be asexuals[/b]. :3:[/QUOTE] Not in MY thread :argh:

[QUOTE=:smug:;17246273]Not in MY thread :argh:[/QUOTE] Just promoting the cause, dude. Chillaaaax.

[QUOTE=NATO.Caliber v2;17246289]Just promoting the cause, dude. Chillaaaax.[/QUOTE] you're asexual because you're fat :smugdog:

[QUOTE=Johnny Drama;17246380]you're asexual because you're fat :smugdog:[/QUOTE] You have no idea.

I'll get rated dumb for saying this but I'll say it anyway. She isn't fat. [editline]06:12PM[/editline] [QUOTE=NATO.Caliber v2;17246403]You have no idea.[/QUOTE] Obviously not, cause you aren't fat.

I take it some of you know RR_Raptor from these forums. Yes his contraption making skills induce raging hardons. [quote] Professional: Hey raptor )))x}«G§AF»RR_Raptor65: ahh TWO *edited for racial content, TH89 is lurking* hollowpoint: Will you go out with me? *2 minutes later* Konugr Fenris: Ohgawd you killed him )))x}«G§AF»RR_Raptor65: yeah, I shot myself at the idea Konugr Fenris: Well, you're dead then. [/quote] Fission Mailed.

[QUOTE=professional;17246924]I take it some of you know RR_Raptor from these forums. Yes his contraption making skills induce raging hardons. Fission Mailed.[/QUOTE] ...what?

[QUOTE=Hamushka11;17225409]Swallow sadness Send some faxes Sexual lawsuit No promotion..... and shit[/QUOTE] Harrassed with lawsuit* :eng101:

Harassment lawsuit :pseudo:

[QUOTE=dcalde78;17246221]Why though? For shits and giggles?[/QUOTE] Well, it wasn't for pisses and chuckles. That's for sure.

[QUOTE=dcalde78;17248471]Harassment lawsuit :pseudo:[/QUOTE] Her ass met a lawsuit :pseudo:

hurr as meant a lawn suit :downs:

[QUOTE=enjoi10;17087644]hey :smu[i][/i]g: do you wanna go on a date?[/QUOTE] oh and btw, sure why not? meet me at your local cafe at 10pm tommorrow (delayed reply) :smug:

[17:54] Gerbilized Hitler: Wanna go out? [17:54] kingnick220: huh? [17:54] Gerbilized Hitler: You know :q: [17:54] kingnick220: no? [17:54] Gerbilized Hitler: doyu [17:54] Gerbilized Hitler: dou [17:54] kingnick220: i know wut? [17:55] Gerbilized Hitler: "winks" [17:55] kingnick220: i dont know wut ur talking about? [17:55] Gerbilized Hitler: CAN I FUXORS U [17:55] kingnick220: eww

00:15 - Captain Communism: Herro 00:15 - Captain Communism: How would you like to go on a date with me? 00:15 - Colonel Capitalism: wat 00:16 - Colonel Capitalism: hell no 00:16 - Captain Communism: come on I promise to go easy 00:16 - Colonel Capitalism: oh god please no D: 00:16 - Captain Communism: sadface :saddowns:

[QUOTE=Ztriker7;17251757]00:15 - Captain Communism: Herro 00:15 - Captain Communism: How would you like to go on a date with me? 00:15 - Colonel Capitalism: wat 00:16 - Colonel Capitalism: hell no 00:16 - Captain Communism: come on I promise to go easy 00:16 - Colonel Capitalism: oh god please no D: 00:16 - Captain Communism: sadface :saddowns:[/QUOTE] i'll hug you :3: [editline]11:53PM[/editline] unless that was a man in that case ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww [editline]11:53PM[/editline] I showed my girlfriend scribblenauts :v:

[QUOTE=] Me 4:05 pm yo Friend 4:06 pm hi Friend 4:12 pm HEY bitch Me 4:14 pm wanna go out on a date? Friend 4:14 pm not really Me 4:14 pm why not :[ Friend 4:14 pm cuz i am busy with your mom tonight [/QUOTE] I just got owned by a 12 year old kid :[

[QUOTE=Zatharon;17201269]High five? [img]http://thenextweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/hi.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] :( my screen is LCD

[QUOTE=uberKAOS;17252995]:( my screen is LCD[/QUOTE] i'm not sure if the high five was aimed at me or not [editline]06:26PM[/editline] [QUOTE=fsTyle;17252401]I just got owned by a 12 year old kid :[[/QUOTE] what the fuck are you doing