• You are drafted into the Military.
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I'll be 48, too old to fight. I wouldn't be able to fight, I have a vision impairment (legal disability) anyways.
I pick the SEALS, and shoot to kill. Fuck the shoot-to-wound thing. I'm not gonna make my enemy slowly bleed out or suffocate from a collapsed lung.
Canada doesn't draft, and they don't have retarded selective service-like laws :3
Its the year 2042 and there is no My CUNTRY DOESN NAWT DRAFT, Neitehr does the USA smart ass.
I'm a cross-dressing homosexual with a left spot on my lung. *Still get drafted*
Exactly, im a pacifist so i cannot get drafted, too bad you just did marine....
pacifist, motha fuckas!
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I join the neo-communists. I'll go with the neo-spetznaz (or just spetznaz?)
[QUOTE=IwuvWafflez;25001547]Its the year 2042[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://scienceblogs.com/startswithabang/upload/2009/07/weekend_diversion_i_am_alterin/darth-vader.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=IwuvWafflez;25001547]Its the year 2042, it is perpetual war with the neo-communists of southern korealand. Your nation calls for a draft. You can pick a branch, what do you pick? I pick USAF. If you don't live in the US just use your native country you have citizenship with.[/QUOTE] hell, make it 2542 and I'll be a spartan XD
I join the USAF and use my jet to bomb the fuckers down.
I would go with the U.S. Army so I could get into 1st SFOD-D (Delta Force). Supposedly, Delta Force is the most hardcore special forces team that the U.S. has. Delta Force was trained by the S.A.S. which is hands down agreed to be the best special force in the world. And NOOO, I'm not a Call of Duty 4 faggot.
I'm going to be drafted anyways, so i go in the basic infantry. They get the best bits of combat.
I'm an only child. :smug:
[QUOTE=zzzZZZZ;25015135][IMG]http://scienceblogs.com/startswithabang/upload/2009/07/weekend_diversion_i_am_alterin/darth-vader.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Star Wars is set a long time ago... Also i'd shoot myself in the foot with my laser pistol so I wouldn't have to go to a stupid war.
Airforce
Good choice comrade ^
Probably end up as cannon fodder with the other conscripts :(
I'd probably be that one frontline guy who nobobdy knows and gets shot before even getting to the field.
USAF. Would kill to be an engineer anyway.
[QUOTE=AwesomeCanadian;25005899][url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GROM]GROM[/url][/QUOTE] Seems badass.
I pick slender force. Slenderman, with a gun.
[QUOTE=IwuvWafflez;25012872]Its the year 2042 and there is no My CUNTRY DOESN NAWT DRAFT[/quote] Yes, there are countries that don't draft. [QUOTE=IwuvWafflez;25012872]Neitehr does the USA smart ass.[/QUOTE] Take a history class, learn about the Selective Service Act, profit.
Pull a Kurt Cobain.
I've read that they won't draft you if you have metal disorders, and I have bipolar disorder so I'm pretty sure they don't want me. Hell I probably couldn't get in the military if I wanted to (I don't though).
TO CANADA! /caps
I'll be 50 by then, too old to be drafted. :smug: Unless I get to drive something awesome, then I'm in.
I live in Canada, I seriously doubt we'd get drafted for some shit war we have nothing to do with.
USMC. First in the fight, last to leave.
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