• Unwritten Rules of Facepunch
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21. Hate them animoos.
52.Uber|nooB is awesome.
52. Uber|nooB is awesome.
[QUOTE=Hellfire;16942212]Post what you think are the "unwritten rules" here! 1. You are not allowed to like the following: =a. Furries =b. Anime =c. Touhou Project =d. Twilight 2. Defend the American Dream.[/QUOTE] =e. a Twitter user because "It's bad because it's popular" is the mentality to have.
53.Uber|nooB sucks.
-54. sgt. Cyanide is a Marine.
54. thisispain is a douche.
55. Gold members are douches.
56. Gold members are douches, but any blue who says they wouldn't want gold is still just jealous.
[QUOTE=rosthouse;16942349]Hah, I just found the original rules (Thanks, wayback machine :buddy:)[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=15989039&postcount=1[/url] :downs:
They're unwritten for a reason.
Everyone is gay.
Holy shit, Facepunch has rules?
57. OP is a faggot
58. if you claim to have a girlfriend, you must be lieing.
59. Liking anime is synonymous to desecrating an American monument.
"Loli is just accepted in GD/Fast Threads"
"Team Fortress 2 is unfunny, Make sure to spam it"
60. If you hate what others like, that makes you better than they are. (a.k.a. the infinite loop of elitism rule.) This rules governs 90% of Facepunch behavior, because maintaining the infinite loop of elitism is what drives the great Facepunch generators that Garry keeps in his basement that generate the pure Facepunching energy that we're all addicted to.
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