Bad ass things you've done/won - General

Won 3rd at a dirtbike race

Had anal sex. Well, it was bad for her ass.

I once masturbated seven times in one day, it was so awesome. :smith:

I was born[sp]prematurely.[/sp] :smith:

I was born 28 days after I was supposed to be because fuck release dates.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;28849357]I was born 28 days after I was supposed to be because fuck release dates.[/QUOTE] Duke Nukem hasn't come out for 14 years because fuck release dates. [editline]27th March 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Mister Sandman;28848995]I once masturbated seven times in one day, it was so awesome. :smith:[/QUOTE] I did that one time a couple years ago and the shorts forever smelled of semen.

[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;28849405]Duke Nukem hasn't come out for 14 years because fuck release dates[/QUOTE] Mister Sandman:Forever

I ran over a car. I was in a bicycle.

With no previous acting experience, applied for a play. Got lead villain role.

[QUOTE=Yakekuso;28849911]I was [b]in[/b] a bicycle.[/QUOTE] that is very impressive.

I won an outdoor survival skill competition 3 years in a row then got third on my fourth year... Then won again, It was called Soqua Challenge, now called Ken's Challenge after its founder Also I once caught a 9 inch brown trout with my bare hands (I was young at the time (around 7-8) felt like a champion) My bad FIXED

[QUOTE=imptastick;28851550]Also I once 9 inch brown trout with my hands (I was young at the time (around 7-8) felt like a champion)[/QUOTE] I once 9 inch dick with my hands.

i was running to go to the bathroom, and these cops yelled "hey no running!" I replied, "I gotta take a piss!!!" and kept going.

i blew a fish up by throwing it on the ground. was out on the boat trying to catch some cod for dinner. caught one. went to kill it by hitting it off the deck as it's a quick, easy way to kill them. don't know what happened, but it's innards ended up plastered on the inside on the boat and it was ripped in half

Thought I'd fucking go for a crazy shot last time i was playing basket ball with my friends, So I fucking threw it randomly in the air, and everyone stopped playing just to watch it swish into the net without a sound. This is what I looked like: :smug:

Hit a 10cm target at 150 meters with a 28 pound recurve bow on my first shot with no sights, all the dudes with expensive balanced, sighted compound bows thought they'd met some kind of prodigy. Was totally a luckshot though, although I could usually equal most compound bow users with the recurve. Never liked compounds and sights, feels like cheating.

When i was 7 i had microphone and i was playing HL2 deathmatch on my own server with sv_cheats 1 and people were joining and seeing bases i made, they also laughed on my voice.

First day of school in 2nd grade, i was chillin' by myself in the cafeteria. This black kid starts laughing and making fun of me. I go up to him, and knock him out in one punch. Got suspended for 3 days.

Bro fisted my friend while surrounded by sharks in 21 feet of water.

I smashed a piece off the corner of the wall while doing a powerslide :v: I'm not fucking lying

Got arrested with Bengley for stealing a Land Rover V8 on an abandoned airfield and driving it around.

that's not bad ass, that's just stupid.

[QUOTE=Autumn;28877631]that's not bad ass, that's just stupid.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://avatars.fpcontent.net/image.php?u=83152&dateline=1297000894[/IMG]

[QUOTE=B-hazard;28877573]Got arrested with Bengley for stealing a Land Rover V8 on an abandoned airfield and driving it around.[/QUOTE] wow an airfield really guys i drove a badass suv... on an airstrip xD

[QUOTE=B-hazard;28877573]Got arrested with Bengley for stealing a Land Rover V8 on an abandoned airfield and driving it around.[/QUOTE] ur dumb

[QUOTE=JonVX;28846422]I killed a bear with my hands.[/QUOTE] With your bear hands? I guess every man has a right to bear arms. :smug:

I killed a bird with a rock from about 1.5 basketball courts in length in grade 3. All the guys were laughing and all the girls were crying.

Tripped and slid down a steep incline, grinding to a halt with my head over the edge, face down. Right over that edge? A 1000 feet vertical drop.

One time I crashed into some girl on a bike, while breaking 4 gum sockets, I sent her [I]10feet[/I]. I felt like a badass after being told that happened (I blacked out when it happened).

Broke up with my girlfriend, invited her best friend to my house the same day, fucked her and next day sexed up my own best friend. Now I got a sex-relationship with my ex-girlfriend's best friend.