Slipped on ice, and I shit you not, did a full back roll by accident and ended up on my feet stood on the sidewalk
was pretty badass
[QUOTE=Ehmmett;28879256]That's stupid.[/QUOTE]
Was Bengley who decided to drive it, had to go along because otherwise I would be left in the middle of the place.
It was a 60's Land Rover due for scrapping in a week from that government scheme, so we thought we could get away with a 1 min drive.
Shouldn't have been classed as theft to be honest, since it was going to be returned and it was going to be crushed.
Bengley tripped a pressure sensor, and when the security team arrived to check it out he popped his head over a van and got us caught.
I once won about what would be now 13 euro now with a drawing contest by drawing a chicken and a farm shed in perspective (probably off) when i was like 12.
I was offered a semi-professional contract by a football(soccer) club when I was 15.
[editline]30th March 2011[/editline]
I also ran the 100 m. dash in 11.4 recently.
In elementary school we were playing football, I tackled the kid with the ball and ripped off some of his braces.
:smug:
I survived cancer. :frogc00l:
[QUOTE=Ehmmett;28882733]You know how sometimes you pee in two different directions?
I just did that, but both directions landed in the toilet.
Godlike.[/QUOTE]
That's most likely caused by semen in your urethra.
[QUOTE=LarparNar;28819290]I learned to hover by meditation:
[img_thumb]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2668640/Artisticphotos/flyingstuff/watchingtv.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]Nice one
i admire your photoshoping skills
Sometimes if I don't have enough time in the morning to take a shit before school, I end up silently releasing toxic farts throughout the day unnoticed. They don't smell good.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/eHWc7.png[/img]
I was the extra point.
[QUOTE=Crimson_Bomb;28882825]I survived cancer. :frogc00l:[/QUOTE]
Sup, cancer surviving bro. 'Bout to go through it again. :frogc00l: :frogc00l:
[QUOTE=Ehmmett;28884588]That's fucked up, man. You're a dick.[/QUOTE]
I once hit a dickhead in the eye for fooling with me. Got in trouble, but so worth it.
:frogc00l:
[QUOTE=Ehmmett;28885031]Thank you for telling me that.[/QUOTE]
Welcome. Oh and did I mention I'm a nerd? :frog:
Slapped a bitch in kindergarden for saying I looked funny
had to sit in the principles office for the rest of the day.
Called a carepackage on top of myself in MW2.
Then someone stole it from me, so I knifed them in the ass.
I did a tailspin on a Razor scooter by accident dunno how.
When I was in 7th grade I got third place in my school's spelling bee.
When it got down to myself and the two 8th graders that got 1st and 2nd place we spent like an hour going back and forth because none of us were missing words.
i had/have explosive diarrhea
I had Shrapnel from a Dry-ice bomb hit me
I have more I just cant think of them at the moment :smug:
Punched a kid 4 times my size in the eye cause he started on me.
He ran off crying and called the cops
Went sky diving a week after the turning the legal age of 14. Shit was cash.
I won 20€ on one of them slots machines once. Not much, but better than nothing.
Won the motherfucking obstacle race when i was 10. fuck yea.
Saved my friend from drowning at the age of 13.
You know one of those booths in amusement parks where you pull a string and it'll lead to a prize.
Got 16 bags of potato chips on the first try.
I tripped while holding an ice cream cone, front rolled landed on my feet with the ice cream cone untouched.
I got stabbed at school in my left hand.
Then later that day i won a 12-man Deathmatch on Far Cry 2 using only my right hand.
I fucked a bad ass.
I flung a basketball in the basket from the middle line, while looking in the opposite direction.
Unfortunately it was our own basket.
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