[QUOTE=geogzm;45855815]Don't do it in public. Public proposals are a bad idea, and don't always give your partner the freedom to tell you their honest choice because of the pressure of being around a shitton of other people. Make it romantic if you'd like, but just avoid a public proposal, imo.[/QUOTE]
One time some dude was on the jumbotron at a baseball game when he proposed
she still turned him down
[QUOTE=thelurker1234;45854662]You should have gotton her one of these rings
[IMG]http://www.chicagonow.com/cheaper-than-therapy/files/2013/01/Blue-Raspberry-Pop.png[/IMG]
if I was female I'd be all over whoever gave that thing. I'd even look past my nationalism for one of those.[/QUOTE]
Im pretty surw that is a pacifier. Not sure your sex fantasies are something for during the proposal.
[QUOTE=SEKCobra;45863302]Im pretty surw that is a pacifier. Not sure your sex fantasies are something for during the proposal.[/QUOTE]
Um, that's a Ring Pop bud
[QUOTE=SEKCobra;45863302]Im pretty surw that is a pacifier. Not sure your sex fantasies are something for during the proposal.[/QUOTE]It's a fucking delicious candy you wear on your ring and stuff in your mouth
Get a trusted friend to wear a fur suit and fake an attack on her at a fast food restaurant. Defeat the friend heroically (make sure he runs away after fight) and propose. This strategy has a 100% success rate with random strangers so it should work for you.
Whenever you have troubles in the marriage have the friend make similar attacks and save her again.
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;45863394]Get a trusted friend to wear a fur suit and fake an attack on her at a fast food restaurant. Defeat the friend heroically (make sure he runs away after fight) and propose. This strategy has a 100% success rate with random strangers so it should work for you.
Whenever you have troubles in the marriage have the friend make similar attacks and save her again.[/QUOTE]ooh, I've got an even better way. You'll need a razor blade for this.
Tell her you'll meet her somewhere, however when she goes there, don't go. Instead, head to her house. Begin slicing up your body and writing on the wall that you love her. Eventually she'll get tired and go home, and then, surprise! You'll be right there, bleeding like mad, with your romantic statement on the wall.
What girl could say no?
[QUOTE=thelurker1234;45863890]ooh, I've got an even better way. You'll need a razor blade for this.
Tell her you'll meet her somewhere, however when she goes there, don't go. Instead, head to her house. Begin slicing up your body and writing on the wall that you love her. Eventually she'll get tired and go home, and then, surprise! You'll be right there, bleeding like mad, with your romantic statement on the wall.
What girl could say no?[/QUOTE]
what the fuck
[QUOTE=Silent Bang;45864972]what the fuck[/QUOTE]
Would it not work?
[QUOTE=thelurker1234;45863890]ooh, I've got an even better way. You'll need a razor blade for this.
Tell her you'll meet her somewhere, however when she goes there, don't go. Instead, head to her house. Begin slicing up your body and writing on the wall that you love her. Eventually she'll get tired and go home, and then, surprise! You'll be right there, bleeding like mad, with your romantic statement on the wall.
What girl could say no?[/QUOTE]
a sane one
If she is or isn't a doctor, tell her you have blood in your stool and need a second opinion. Inside the toilet should be red food coloring, coffee grounds floating on the surface, and your ring at the bottom of the toilet. Stick your hand into the toilet while she watches and pull out the ring.
Really, just keep it simple and special. Like other people have said, take her to a place where you both shared a moment. Before proposing, start a conversation about what's important in this world, and why it's important you share it with someone special, get down on one knee, and do the thing.
[QUOTE=circuitbawx;45870458]If she is or isn't a doctor, tell her you have blood in your stool and need a second opinion. Inside the toilet should be red food coloring, coffee grounds floating on the surface, and your ring at the bottom of the toilet. Stick your hand into the toilet while she watches and pull out the ring.[/QUOTE]
That made me gag
[QUOTE=Eonart;45869998]tape the ring to your dick and ask for a blowjob. when she opens your pants and sees the ring, propose[/QUOTE]
do they make rings that small for OP?
[QUOTE=thelurker1234;45870906]do they make rings that small for OP?[/QUOTE]
shots fired :v:
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