• The never ending story.
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but juts den the room slowly became vaporize and left tim as a pile of ash put in this pile of ash was a golden vibrator that he had rammed all the way up his ass into his intestines ans this one vibrator was soo powerful it was to rule them all and had to be cast in the fires of Mt. Syphillis
The end.
Epipepilouge:
Monkeys eat gold bars.
and shits the reincarnation of TIM T:Terminally I:Ill M:monkey fucker
So dave grabben his shotgun dan
and dave got tag-team raped by Arnold Schwarzenegger and Justin Bieber
Later that day Schwarzenegger made sweet love to Justin Bieber in the back of a pink van
And the cops caught them.
and the cops joined in
but Justin Bieber's vagina couldn't take so many dicks, so she left [B]EDIT:[/B] Damnit....
then Revan564 gets raped by all of facepunch at the same time [editline]01:03AM[/editline] and they are all armed with 1337 inch long penises and all scream "[I]THE SUPPRESSION FIELDS ARE DOWN FREEMAN[/I]"
and then Korea sent in the nukes
FUUU NINJAS but then T.I.M. waved his dick so fast and rapidly it caused such violent vibration and destroyed the nuke just above the U.S. causing a Massive amount of fallout turning everyone into T.I.M.s
that raped everyone
with white hot bars molded around their dicks.It would sizzle their dicks but they'd use the bars to jerk them off. It's freakeh
And they had fun doing it
When suddenly Dave looked at all the T.I.Ms, (being the sole survivor) and pulled out a shotgun saying "It's time to fuck shit up."
whilst getting buttfucked by Jack Rabbit. Edit:Ninjad but my post still makes sense :D
then john picked up wepon!
He fired it at the final boss!
and thebn all of you died and rotted in hell
Then he ASSUMED DIRECT CONTROL
then my anus exploded with cookies and all the faggots here were giot kileed self
50,000 years later...
The world had been turned into cookieland, where....
A woman blocked a taser with her baby
and just as the taser bolt hit the baby the baby used its electronesis to grab the taser
. He then flung it around like an eletro-flail, hitting mother and assailant all.
then fucking ICE CUBE walked up to you with a bunch of his friends. You are kind of all like "BITCH PICK MY COTTON". ICE CUBE and his posse start taking off their pants and rapping the song "CHECK YO SELF" Then he says very menacingly, "[I]BIG DICKS IN YO' ASS ARE BAD FOR YO' HEALTH"[/I] then ICE CUBE and his whole posse gang-rape you
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