• Who wrote the bible, really?
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[QUOTE=Itsjustguy;28316782]American names much ?[/QUOTE] They're American because America is so religious (Being founded by religious sorts) so popular names are obviously taken from the bible. Before that 'American' names were (Some anyway) British names since the US was a British colony before it was the US (Also because of the Bible) and before that they were Hebrew. And because the Biblechums were Jewish before they met Jesus and were like "Let's worship this guy now k?" their names are Hebrew.
Still find it ridiculous how serious people take the "holy bible", its a fuckin' book, it's been rewritten a thousand times by the popes and cardinals of the medieval to fit their liking, as it was only available in latin until martin luther translated it. Nobody should give a fuck about what is in that book.
some bloke wrote it in the 1600s as a fiction story.. he fucked up good
Why didn't they make harry potter into the bible, at least it had made christianity a fuck load cooler.
The Bible may be a book with a simple story, not something that was meant to create a religion. In that case, its kind of fucked up that people have died because of it
A troll. He trolled most of the world, anyway
[QUOTE=Brage Nyman;28319173]Why didn't they make harry potter into the bible, at least it had made christianity a fuck load cooler.[/QUOTE] It's about as credible and appeals to the hip kids today!
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A bunch of people wrote loads of shit and then a council decided what shit was to be put into the Bible. They would agree on one viewpoint like, for example, the holy trinity is 3 seperate things instead of just being God and the holy trinity being 3 different forms of God. Then they'd just not accept crap into the Bible that didn't agree with their viewpoint.
Satan
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[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;28319566][img_thumb]http://i56.tinypic.com/v7ys7l.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] For the name of the God, what the Christ is that???
All bibles today are mostly descendants of the Roman catholic bible.
Well a shitload of people wrote a shitload of stuff. The council of Mycea was a council whose purpose was to sift through all the shit and throw out the stuff that said Jesus was just a man. Basically they got rid of the stories of most people who actually met Jesus and wrote about the guy. They kept all the shit from the brainwashed people who said he was son of god.
I always thought it was written by crazy romans/greeks trying to get famous.
[QUOTE=rabbid666;28319991]For the name of the God, what the Christ is that???[/QUOTE] He's called Hävvi
Primitive men,a long time ago and then somehow translated into our language
Old men in a sweaty room.
Back then, I bet it was really easy to make up shit and have people believe it. I could say that the world was created by a giant robot monster zombie seal dog and a giant robot monster zombie t-rex and people would believe me. The fact that people still believe in a god today is strange, but I shouldn't insult other religions.
[QUOTE=SoaringScout;28321476] I could say that the world was created by a giant robot monster zombie seal dog and a giant robot monster zombie t-rex and people would believe me. [/QUOTE] i prefer this: [img]http://images.suite101.com/368783_com_flying_spaghetti_monster_2.jpg[/img]
Stephen King.
an m. night shyamalan production
as far as i know it was written by a bunch of different men over a period of time as the religion got more popular a lot more bigots and false prophets tried to sneak their way in, so i'm not too sure about the legitimacy of later books (you know somethings up when they needed to FILTER OUT the bullshit stories)
[QUOTE=Archy;28323664] FILTER OUT the bullshit stories[/QUOTE] Well if you removed all the bullshit there would be nothing left. :smug:
it's been wrote by many men I think.. anyway it was written long after "God had abandoned us".
All the posts in this thread save for the actually informational one hurt my brain. It's hemorrhaging.
Jackie Chan
Will Smith.
One of Jesus's disciples were probably drunk and just decided to write about how awesome their bro Jesus was. Jesus partied every day
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