[QUOTE=Ergolicious;19112739]Christianity.[/QUOTE]
Sun Cult actually.
[QUOTE=Strongbad;19113599]No, its actually a bunch of vulgar hormonal kids who think they evolved from monkeys. Okay, if humans evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys? [/QUOTE]
Humans evolved through the intelligent design process allowing them to be able to use tools to hunt for food as opposed to looking for berries in the forest. They aren't moving up on the monkey's competition by eating their fruit.
Google it, then google it again, then keep googling it until you are well informed and have rid yourself of ignorance in this manner.
Scientology
[QUOTE=Herr General;19113665]Well, a friend told me about a cult that thinks gay sex gives you magical powers.
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Where do I join!
[QUOTE=Strongbad;19112749]a wierd cult lives inside my pants. They worship my penis and live inside of it too. They are all white, wear white clothing and have tails.
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[QUOTE=Ergolicious;19112739]Christianity.[/QUOTE]
Hurr hurr i am coolh becuz i bash sumthing nd jump on bandwaggin. huh huh i do not know nothing bout this reeligun but my mommah and daddah toled me its weerd so it must bee. huh huh huh.[/QUOTE]
:downsbravo: You are mentally retarded.
[QUOTE=IWHeadHunter;19112765]The cult of cthulhu?
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn![/QUOTE]
4 hours.
Shit, I'm off my game.
[QUOTE=BlueSaint;19115218]You need a clock.[/QUOTE]
Thank you kind sir. lol
[QUOTE=IWHeadHunter;19112765]The cult of cthulhu?
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn![/QUOTE]
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HE COMES ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚ M*************** E********̔̕̚̕̚******** S~ ********̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚******* ********̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿… **************** ̔̕̚̕̚******** ********̵̞̟̠̖̗̘Z̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̚ # ********̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚ **************** ̔̕̚̕̚******** ********̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚******* # ̎̏̐̑ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚******** ********̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚******* ***********************̔̕̚̕̚******** ***********************̔̕̚̕̚******** ********̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ A̎̏̐̑L̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚******* ***********************G̔̕̚̕̚******** ********̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚*******
Guess what.
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[QUOTE=Strongbad;19113681]inb4 HUR CHRISTEEYANITAY IS CULTZ LOL :350:[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Strongbad;19112749]a wierd cult lives inside my pants. They worship my penis and live inside of it too. They are all white, wear white clothing and have tails.
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Hurr hurr i am coolh becuz i bash sumthing nd jump on bandwaggin. huh huh i do not know nothing bout this reeligun but my mommah and daddah toled me its weerd so it must bee. huh huh huh.[/QUOTE]
Do you by chance have some crippling mental disorder sir?
catholic=cult
non denominational belief in things that give the individual no hope and the species even less FTW
Edit: I choose to believe in the surreal because the real is unbearable
Cullenism
Furries because they want to fuck animals, imaginary or not, and want to be animals
Tom Cruise.
Scientology obviously.
[QUOTE=IWHeadHunter;19112765]The cult of cthulhu?
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn![/QUOTE]
^ This, because what could be weirder than an evil cult of crazy insane people who worship an evil dragon/squid who infects peoples dreams and makes them go crasy from his underwater lair of non-Euclidian geometrical evil, unimaginable by even the most insane?
:cthulhu:
For real cults though, Scientology is the weirdest. They essentially believe that Xenu came from a ring of Saturn to Earth and forced his aliens to breed with humans, creating alien-human hybrids.
Not to mention their underground fallout shelter in the middle of the Nevada desert.
Islam
Jihad does that count? and also martyr
[QUOTE=DrumStick;19124004]Jihad does that count? and also martyr[/QUOTE]
Jihad is an Islamic holy war numbnuts
Interesting fact that a Greater Jihad means a personal struggle and a lesser Jihad is a war in the [B]defence[/B] of islam.
Terrorists have got it all wrong. As far as the Muslim faith is concerned they are no linger Muslims. (The Islamic religious book states that you cannot kill people or you are excommunicated.)
Martyr is a person who died for what he believed in.
If you blew yourself up in the name of PC gaming you would be a Martyr.
Would xbox360/halo 3 fanboys count as a cult?
They're psycho. Especially the halo 3 kids.
[QUOTE=Ergolicious;19112739]Christianity.[/QUOTE]
a brief description: [url]http://www.entremaqueros.com/bitacoras/urian/wp-content/img/2009/08/christianity-demotivational-poster.gif[/url]
:lol:
Scientology.
Furry.
[QUOTE=Doug52392;19123756]^ This, because what could be weirder than an evil cult of crazy insane people who worship an evil dragon/squid who infects peoples dreams and makes them go crasy from his underwater lair of non-Euclidian geometrical evil, unimaginable by even the most insane? .[/QUOTE]
Pretty much like any religion.
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