A scotsman got drunk and went home. His wife is pissed.
Whats the most depressing day in the ghetto?
Fathers Day
How do you save a black man from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head
Why did Hitler kill himself?
Because the gas bill came through.
Why are the Mexicans worse border jumpers than the Hunter?
Because the hunter killed the national guard
Whaddya do when there's a one-legged black man hoping around you?
Stop laughing, fucking reload and finish him.
What's more funny than a nigger?
[sp]The Holocaust[/sp]
Whats the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
[sp]You can unscrew a lightbulb.[/sp]
One time, there was 1 a man walking. Then another man joined him. Then there were 2 men walking.
:downs:
Whats the difference between a bench and a Mexican?
A bench can support a family
Why did the skeleton not go to the costume party?
Because he had no-body to go with :v:
Religion.
"I could have been your daddy, but the guy behind me had correct change."
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Why did the mexican throw his wife off a cliff?
[b]Tequila![/b]
(say it out loud.)
Also, to counter the racism
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard.
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