• Post Your Funniest "Bad" Joke
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So a mexican kid was walking to school holding his essay and it was really windy. then his essay blew away in the wind and he said "come back essay!"
What do you do, when you see a black man walking in your backyard? Give him a warning shot, through his head. What do you do, when you see a black man who's screaming for help in your backyard? Stop laughing and hit the target already
[QUOTE=Red Heavy;16649748]He doesn't mean terrible jokes you twit. He means offensive, sick jokes[/QUOTE] That's the worst joke I've heard in this thread. :nyd:
Whats the diffrents between a sandwhich and a baby? You dont fuck a sandwhich then throw it in the garbage
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and a Toaster? A toaster didn't get kidnapped and murdered by it's parents.
[QUOTE=UberGamer;16655763] kidnapped and murdered by it's parents.[/QUOTE] how do you get kidnapped by your parents?
Here's a racist one, though. What do you call a Mexican wrapped in a blanket? [sp]A beaner burrito[/sp]
[QUOTE=VaultBoi;16655814]how do you get kidnapped by your parents?[/QUOTE] You don't... Then who was kidnap?!
Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;16652160]So, there's a man crawling through the desert. He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn't get it started again....[/QUOTE] Oh god, that was funny. All that for a pun. (Which just makes it funnier)
I'm a black/mexican baby jew and I am totally offended by this thread :saddowns:
[B]What sound does a baby make in the microwave??[/B] I dunno, I was too busy masturbating.
2 snowmen in a field... one says to the other "Ey, you smell carrots?"
An armless man in a long jacket walks into a bathroom and stands by a urinal... Soon seeing he needs help to use the toilet he asks a closeby man, " Can you help me point my penis" ? The man reluctantly accepted but, decided not to look at the mans penis. After a few seconds of holding it he thinks, " Hey! I'm grabbing it right"? " So I should look, I have a right"! He looks down at the mans member and sees that is beyond hidious. Startled he jumps back and lets go, asking. " What the hell is wrong with it ?" The "armless" man pulls his arms out of his jacket and says "I dunno, but, I ain't touchin' it." and walks away.
What did the pirate say when he heard a bad joke? [I][B]Arr[/B] dee [B]arr arr.[/B][/I]
[QUOTE=BlackDeath292;16653830]So I was just laying down, staring up into the dark sky admiring all the stars; then I started thinking and it hit me. Where the fuck is my ceiling?[/QUOTE] So I was just laying down, staring up into the dark sky admiring all the stars; then I started thinking and it hit me. That's the last time I sleep outside during a meteor shower.
[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;16657863]So I was just laying down, staring up into the dark sky admiring all the stars; then I started thinking and it hit me. That's the last time I sleep outside during a meteor shower.[/QUOTE] Good rebuttal. :3
There's two muffins in a freezer. The first muffin says, "Damn it's cold in here." The second muffin turns to the first muffin and screams, [b][u][i][highlight]"OH MY FUCKING GOD, A TALKING MUFFIN!"[/highlight][/i][/u][/b] My friends laugh at it every time I tell it. It's not even that funny. :saddowns:
I remember hearing this on april fools one day: I did your mother last night. April fools.
One Tequila... Two Tequila... Three Tequila... Floor.
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;16652160]LONG ASS STORY[/QUOTE] What a shit ending, i read that whole fucking thing too.
For anyone who have watched Clannad: "It bends here"
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A PORCUIPINE, A SHARK, AND A TIGER? AS FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE LOEL. caps
[QUOTE=Retyuoligkl;16659552]WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A PORCUIPINE, A SHARK, AND A TIGER? AS FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE LOEL. caps[/QUOTE] [img]http://imgkk.com/i/7JVLej.png[/img]
I lol'd so hard.
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;16652160]So, there's a man crawling through the desert. *HUGE ASS STORY*[/QUOTE] That is now my favourite joke of all time.
What's funnier than a dead baby? [sp]A mother being killed then having her infant cut out of her and stolen.[/sp]
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;16661516]What's funnier than a dead baby? [sp]A mother being killed then having her infant cut out of her and stolen.[/sp][/QUOTE] What's funnier than that? [sp]Something that's not a fucking dead baby joke.[/sp]
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;16661516]What's funnier than a dead baby? [sp]A mother being killed then having her infant cut out of her and stolen.[/sp][/QUOTE] Sounds like what the Native Americans used to do. But they would actually kill the pregnant mother, then kill the baby separately when raiding settlements and camps. Here's my take: A mexican, a jew, and a colored guy walk into a bar. The bar tender looks up and says: "[sp]Get the fuck out[/sp]"
My work calls "Hang tabs" "Do it's", so: [b]Hey, wana do it?[/b][img]http://www.eatchain.com/garbage/smiley_smug.gif[/img] [img]http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/6644/doits.jpg[/img]
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