A seal walks into a club.
[sp]It was on cocaine too D: OUCH[/sp]
Whats the difference between your mum, and an apple?
..yr mums a slag.
Any meme
Why did the jew go the bank? To exchange information on buying two towers, and buying a plane.
FACT.
Why do jews have such big noses?
[sp] Air is free [/sp]
Why did the black guy get scared?
Because he's moving with uncle and aunty, to their mansion in bel air. Plus, some white guy came out a bin, the reason why he was scared.
So two atoms walk into a bar and one says, "I think I've lost an electron." To which the other replies "Are you sure." Then the other one responds with "I'm positive."
God damn you wordsworth.
[QUOTE=Stripez;16663594]So two atoms walk into a bar and one says, "I think I've lost an electron." To which the other replies "Are you sure." Then the other one responds with "I'm positive."
God damn you wordsworth.[/QUOTE]
lol yea, I've heard of this before
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;16652160][b][i][u]BIG WALL OF TEXT[/u][/i][/b][/QUOTE]
Sawce?
[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;16649652]
And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"
:rimshot:[/QUOTE]
A man walks into a talent agency and says: "Hey, I have an idea", "And what would that be?", Asks a talentseeker.
"So basically, It starts with my family having a great evening supper. We all laugh and talk about old times whilst eating this marvellous dinner cooked together by my skilled chefs. After the dinner, a maid comes out with dessert, that consists of strawberries in cream. The whole family eat and laugh and applause the maid for finding such delicious strawberries. After that, we all go to bed, and dream about the days that will come."
"Uh...Ok. What do you call this act?"
The father looks at him briefly and says:
"The Cocksucking Motherfuckers.
:rimshot:
A Jew, Muslim, African American, Caucasian, Asian(note, it's short for Caucasian) walk into a bar. They find they are stereotyped straight away.
Jew: What's up with this bar?. Nothing. Hey!. Just hanging around killing Jesus.
Muslim: Let Allah sort this bar out. But I want to do 9/11.
African American: Damn cracker, this bar is whack. Git this shit started. Where da white wimmen at?
Caucasian: Where do I set up my laptop? I gotta get my 500 GB porn ready. Shifts glasses up.
Asian: I hope you got Starcraft on that. He asks.
Then they suddenly think for a moment. And find out they are a butt of a bad joke.
[QUOTE=Beastly_Boy;16661592]Sounds like what the Native Americans used to do. But they would actually kill the pregnant mother, then kill the baby separately when raiding settlements and camps.
Here's my take:
A mexican, a jew, and a colored guy walk into a bar.
The bar tender looks up and says:
"[sp]Get the fuck out[/sp]"[/QUOTE]Gran Torino.
[QUOTE=brickbox;16663706]Sawce?[/QUOTE]
I have no idea, it was posted in another thread like this by another Facepuncher.
A pair of sticks a snare drum and a cymbal fall off a cluff, dut-dut-psht!
So these 3 guys a white guy, a black guy and a mexican are walking on the beach, the find a lamp rub and a genii appears he tells each of the they all have one wish. So the black guy goes first (insert racist comment like *typical*) and says, I want all the black people in america back in africa, genii claps his hands and *poof* all the black people are gone. The mexican goes next and asks that all the latino people be put back in mexico and places of that sort, *poof* they are all gone as well. So the white guy goes up to the genii and say, "So all the black people and mexicans are gone from america". Genii replies, "Yup". So the white guys says....well then, I'll have a coke
Dane Cook.
That is all.
Q: Why did the condom cross the road?
A: It was pissed off.
What did the bear say when it was about to kill a man
I'm going to kill you with my bear hands
Why did the chicken cross the road?
[sp]Why the fuck do you keep asking stupid questions?[/sp]
A chemist walks into a shop and says "I'd like some H2O please", the guy behind him hears this
and says "I'd like some H2O too"
that man is dead
Did you hear about one about the cow that jumped over the moon.
He suffocated to death.
What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a tan?
The tan doesn't disappear until after the holiday.
You're so stupid, you're fat.
any memebased joke.
Yo momma's so nasty, she has to keep ice between her legs just to keep the crabs fresh.
it is common jnowledge that cats have two half-lives
fuking robots
Why did the gay cross the road?
Cos his dick was stuck in the chicken!
What is the difference between a pizza and a jew?
You can eat the pizza after its been in an oven.
[QUOTE=Coze;16666946]A pair of sticks a snare drum and a cymbal fall off a cluff, dut-dut-psht!
So these 3 guys a white guy, a black guy and a mexican are walking on the beach, the find a lamp rub and a genii appears he tells each of the they all have one wish. So the black guy goes first (insert racist comment like *typical*) and says, I want all the black people in america back in africa, genii claps his hands and *poof* all the black people are gone. The mexican goes next and asks that all the latino people be put back in mexico and places of that sort, *poof* they are all gone as well. So the white guy goes up to the genii and say, "So all the black people and mexicans are gone from america". Genii replies, "Yup". So the white guys says....well then, I'll have a coke[/QUOTE]
boondock saints
[QUOTE=Godzillarr;16751822]What is the difference between a pizza and a jew?
You can eat the pizza after its been in an oven.[/QUOTE]
You can eat a jew after it's been in the over too. :smug:
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