• Post Your Funniest "Bad" Joke
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My girlfriend called me a pedophile the other day, and I said "That's a pretty big word for an 8 year old."
Whats the difference between a mustang and a pile of dead babies? [sp]I don't have a mustang in my garage.[/sp]
What do you get a when you cross a zebra and a school zone. The Zebra gets squashed, since the kids walk all over him. That's how the story of how school crossings were made.
[sp]What do you call a white person pushing a car up a hill? White power What do you call a black person pushing a car up a hill? Black power What do you call a mexican pushing a car up a hill? Grand theft auto.[/sp]
[QUOTE=benos;16752817]What do you get a when you cross a zebra and a school zone. The Zebra gets squashed, since the kids walk all over him. That's how the story of how school crossings were made.[/QUOTE] Was that supposed to be funny?
Were you suppose to post to say that? Yes.
[QUOTE=benos;16752918]Were you suppose to post to say that? Yes.[/QUOTE] Don't worry, I rated you box.
How do you get pikachu on a bus? you pokemon!
What do you call a baby nailed to a wall? Art :clint:
What do you call a bad joke? Someone named benos who tells them.
Two black men and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving it? The cops. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.
What did the crow say to the frighten farmer? "Did you see any bars around here?". Farmer says "No, but your about to be hit by one".
Why did the mexican throw his wife off the cliff? Tequila! :v:
Prom is coming up and a girl wants to go out and buy a prom dress, she doesn't have the money so she asks her dad, "Hey, daddy, can you lend me money for a prom dress?" Father says, "Only if you suck my dick first" The girl says, "Daddy, I'm serious" The father says, "I'm serious too" So she finally gives in and sucks his dick, and when she's done she gets up and says, "Daddy, your dick tastes like shit!" The father says, "[sp]Your brother wanted to borrow the car[/sp]"
^ Oh....my gawd.
A manager at a corporation has to fire an employee, he has two new people in that both do about equal the amount of work and are equally productive, unfortunately he has to choose between the two and fire one of them. Jack is a hard working man straight out of college, and Jenny is in her early twenties and very attractive. The manager can't decide, so he decides to play it straight an goes up to Jenny and says, "Jenny, I'm sorry but I'm either gonna have to lay you or Jack off."
[QUOTE=gerbils_alt;16752830][sp]What do you call a white person pushing a car up a hill? White power What do you call a black person pushing a car up a hill? Black power What do you call a mexican pushing a car up a hill? Grand theft auto.[/sp][/QUOTE] :suicide:
Too much phone sex will give you hearing aids.
Whats the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your fist up someones ass.
why did the boy fall out of the tree? [sp]because he had no arms[/sp]
A Mexican, Black, and an Asian jump off a cliff. Who lands first? Answer: [sp]WHO CARES?[/sp] What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche. What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Mudslide. What do you call a bunch of Blacks running down a hill? Jailbreak. That's all I can remember right now. :v:
Knock Knock Who's there? The Bank The Bank who? The Bank thats foreclosing your house, you have a week to get out.
[QUOTE=gerbils_alt;16752830][sp]What do you call a white person pushing a car up a hill? White power What do you call a black person pushing a car up a hill? Black power What do you call a mexican pushing a car up a hill? Grand theft auto.[/sp][/QUOTE] Thats not even funny anymore Ive heard it so many times.. :geno:
It's not that the juggler couldn't juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
[QUOTE=Beastly_Boy;16753820]Prom is coming up and a girl wants to go out and buy a prom dress, she doesn't have the money so she asks her dad, "Hey, daddy, can you lend me money for a prom dress?" Father says, "Only if you suck my dick first" The girl says, "Daddy, I'm serious" The father says, "I'm serious too" So she finally gives in and sucks his dick, and when she's done she gets up and says, "Daddy, your dick tastes like shit!" The father says, "[sp]Your brother wanted to borrow the car[/sp]"[/QUOTE] I just blew Gatorade all up on my screen.. Thanks! :v: [editline]03:47AM[/editline] Why are black people so tall? Because there "Negros" Hahaa..Get it? [sp]No, It's not racist[/sp]
Yo mama so stupid she brough a spoon to the super bowl. Yo mama so fat that she was accused for hurricane katrina. Knock Knock. Who's there? Interupting cow. Interupting co- MOOO! So there's 3 guys on a plane, one is chinese, mexican, and american. The chinise guy threw some chop sticks out the window, because he had to many. The mexican threw some tacos out the window because he had too many. The american threw the mexican out the window, becausw we have too many (In America).
Why did the boy draw a picture of a Snickers bar? Because he wanted a snickerdoodle.
what did the cat say to the keyboard "i bet you move like an animal!"
What's the difference between nuts and friends? The one where your friends kick yours.
So, if I post a really racist joke I won't be banned?
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