• Post Your Funniest "Bad" Joke
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Well? [sp]its a small hole in floor with a wall round it that you get water from[/sp]
What do you call the movie Caroline? RAPE FEST.
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road compared to a dead black man in the road? There's skid marks leading up to the dog. :tinfoil:
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How do you find out that mother know best?. She does better blowjobs.
Who is the greatest Jewish baker? [sp]Hitler[/sp]
Whats the difference between boy scouts and jews? boy scouts come back from camp!!
[QUOTE=wlitsots;17982717]Whats the difference between boy scouts and jews? boy scouts come back from camp!![/QUOTE] That was funny and horrible at the same time
What was the Chicago Tribune built from Writer's Block
What was the last thing JFK ate before he died? [sp]A bullet[/sp]
[QUOTE=Comcastic;17983161]What was the last thing JFK ate before he died? [sp]A bullet[/sp][/QUOTE] I laughed, then felt a bit guilty afterwards.
Michael Jackson and Josef Fritz walk into a school All children come out virgins.
Why is Tylenol white? Because it works.
One of my patients called me up today and said "Doctor, my eyes have gone black!" "Oh dear, you can't see out of them at all?" I replied. "No, I can see out of them fine, but they have turned completely black in colour." "Oh" I said with a chuckle "I thought you were using 'gone black' as a metaphor for 'stopped working'". Oh how we laughed.
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They say, "Oh god, not this joke again..." and leave.
a woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. so he gives it to her.
Because she's a woman. Oh wait, her breasts.
What do you call an Ethiopian family picture? [sp]A barcode![/sp]
Whats the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts?.. Boy Scouts come home from camp.
When can a woman leave the kitchen?. When she learns how make me a sandwich. You suppose to spread the peanut butter not randomly place all over the bread.
What's the best metal band made entirely of cows. Moo-tallica.
Airplane food. Serisouly, what is [I]up[/I] with that.
What's white and annoying when you're having dinner? An avalanche.
What do you call an 80 year old black man? [sp]Antique Farm Equipment[/sp] There were 3 fourth-graders on the playground at lunch. An Asian boy, a jewish boy, and a black boy. They decide to play a game and see who's penis is biggest. The Asian boy goes first, His penis is quite small. The Jewish boy goes next, and His penis is slightly bigger. The black boy goes third, His penis is huge compared to his friends. He goes home and his mom asks him what he did at school today, He says "I have a bigger penis than all my friends, Is it because i'm black?" His mom replies: "No hun, It's because you're 23."
[QUOTE=Reflectent;17985491]Airplane food. Serisouly, what is [I]up[/I] with that.[/QUOTE] Needs more Jerry laughing gif.
[i]What do you call a Vampire's private parts? [/i] Crystal balls and halloweeners.
What said the pedophile Jew to the little girl? "Would you like to buy some candy?"
A student recognizes Einstein in a train and asks: Excuse me, professor, but does New York stop by this train? Person 1 - .....so anyway the cop pulls me over and asks if I realized that I had just run a redlight. So I said that I did not see the light as being red, because it must have blue-shifted as i was approaching it. Person 2 - And he let you go? Person 1 - No. He gave me a speeding ticket intead.
I stepped over a car today. Apparently, I grew.
what do you call a picture of an African and a pile of shit [sp]a family portrait[/sp] now i feel terrible, don't remind me of it
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