Your shirt is now your superpower.

[Missing User]

I have the power of Christy's PVC Glue!

[ThisGuy0]

Purple polo powers activate!

[escher]

[img]http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lapzovmKv91qdy4tlo1_500.jpg[/img]

[Nach0s!]

I am Regular Man, with regular powers.

[ITokez]

I'm wearing my old D.A.R.E tshirt under my element hoody. Does that mean I control the elements and I keep people off drugs?

[GREN EYGS N HAM]

MY POWER IS.

STRIPES!

[Dr. Punchgroin]

[img]http://www.topatoco.com/graphics/00000001/rb-highfive-big.gif[/img]
I don't know what power this is, but I know it would be fucking radical.

[Zillamaster55]

[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Y5TwdoOLPTI/S84dC_NUfTI/AAAAAAAANDo/Nm5N36LME58/s1600/godzillatshirt042010c.jpg[/img]

Time to go smash Tokyo

[Hardpoint Nomad]

Rusty's Seafood and Oyster Bar

I am now aquaman

[RomanTheOmen]

im wearing a wife-beater.

[SvenBrimstone]

Webcam powers, ACTIVATE

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/17239680/Me/2011-12-29%2017-11-16.362.jpg[/img]
Welp, looks like I have the ability to molest 10 year olds...

But don't worry, at least I'll do it while tasting like the piss of the gods.
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/17239680/Me/2011-12-29%2017-11-32.762.jpg[/img]

[Zorlok]

My shirt has this on it:

[img]http://www.filedump.net/dumped/50771185807b1f8ed5b81325197831.jpg[/img]

[Justnobody]

I have the power of MAD JAZZ

[Skullington]

[QUOTE=Zorlok;33955457]My shirt has this on it:[/QUOTE]

oh what the fuck

I have some sort of black tendrils on my shirt

IIIIIIIIT'S HENTAI TIME

[Cyclocius]

I am... Burgundy Man.
[img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-TXARNvFrQb0/TbmJkys6lXI/AAAAAAAAA4U/6McaTYk7XL8/s1600/ron-burgundy.jpg[/img]

[agentgamma]

I AM NOW THE BEAT MASTER!

I guess I can use bitchin' beats to destroy the forces of evil!

[Missing User]

AC/DC shirt.

I have lightning power? FUCK YEAH

[darcy010]

[img]http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/5330/photoon301211at1225pm.jpg[/img]

[b]Gotta go fast[/b]

[Ven Kaeo]

I'm not wearing a shirt does that mean my superpower is being naked?

[John Egbert]

[QUOTE=D3TBS;33952037]My power is nothing. Im wearing a plain orange shirt[/QUOTE]

Power of orange?

[BloodFox1222]

My shirt has a picture of the TARDIS crashing into the delorean from back to the future. Guess that means i'm a timetraveler.

[Chaplin]

[img]http://cache2.allpostersimages.com/p/LRG/37/3775/3FFIF00Z/posters/the-hangover-one-man-wolf-pack.jpg[/img]

Fuck yeah, bitches. I have the power of a wolf-pack.

[credesniper]

I'm independent.

[Darkride196]

LumberJACK.

[ThePinkPanzer]

I'm blue...

I CAN FEEL IT ALREADY.

I'M BLUE DABADEEBABADIE.

[asteroidrules]

[QUOTE=ThePinkPanzer;33958570]I'm blue...

I CAN FEEL IT ALREADY.

I'M BLUE DABADEEBABADIE.[/QUOTE]

What he said.

[XZXk]

I have a shirt with this on it....
[img]https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ5aCJLlqQwT6r0uEmHAORpTvMvHsapcj-hIyG7BY2nuClK5zXa[/img]

[dragonkilla]

I'm wearing a batman shirt does this mean I'm batman?

[zukriuchen]

my superpower is now "sports"

can I practice super-football and super-baseball now?

[Curls]

[QUOTE=ThePinkPanzer;33958570]I'm blue...

I CAN FEEL IT ALREADY.

I'M BLUE DABADEEBABADIE.[/QUOTE]

[video=youtube;68ugkg9RePc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc[/video]